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  • saints7011
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-21-09
    • 5544

    #1
    Friday Is Parents Career Day At My Boys School...
    gonne feel kinda weird taking my laptop trying to explain to these 10 year olds what , the greek , 5dimes , and BetPhoenix is all about...
  • chilidog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-05-09
    • 10305

    #2
    Here's what you do. Take your laptop. Open up www.youjizz.com and say that you own that site, and that your site helps make a lot of people very, very happy.
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    • OmgUrMom
      Restricted User
      • 02-07-10
      • 8481

      #3
      probably best to just decline, i doubt it will go over well.

      more power to ya if you want to do it anyways tho
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      • B1GER1C828
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-31-07
        • 10244

        #4
        just say your an investor
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        • onetrickpony
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-23-10
          • 9434

          #5
          let ur wife go to career day
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          • RollPlayer
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 07-26-10
            • 779

            #6
            It would be the best career day ever if you went but thw school would probably frown upon it. I'd sit this one out
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            • saints7011
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-21-09
              • 5544

              #7
              Originally posted by OmgUrMom
              probably best to just decline, i doubt it will go over well.

              more power to ya if you want to do it anyways tho
              I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...
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              • Domestic
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-10-09
                • 6323

                #8
                Originally posted by saints7011
                I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...
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                • str
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-12-09
                  • 11640

                  #9
                  Originally posted by saints7011
                  I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...
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                  • Dad
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-26-08
                    • 23245

                    #10
                    Originally posted by saints7011
                    I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...
                    why not?
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                    • TPowell
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-21-08
                      • 18842

                      #11
                      record if this happens
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                      • Landscaper
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-12-10
                        • 2712

                        #12
                        the little pods that get it will be ahead of the game
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                        • mr.kush
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 04-12-10
                          • 54

                          #13
                          Originally posted by onetrickpony
                          let ur wife go to career day
                          laying odds that he doesn't have a wife.
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                          • saints7011
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-21-09
                            • 5544

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mr.kush
                            laying odds that he doesn't have a wife.
                            married 17 years...
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                            • ProfaneReality
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 04-14-09
                              • 7607

                              #15
                              when a kid raises his hand and asks a question.. respond with "never fukkin heard of ya pal" and move on
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                              • saints7011
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-21-09
                                • 5544

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                when a kid raises his hand and asks a question.. respond with "never fukkin heard of ya pal" and move on
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                                • Dad
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-26-08
                                  • 23245

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                  when a kid raises his hand and asks a question.. respond with "never fukkin heard of ya pal" and move on
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                                  • will2survive
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-26-09
                                    • 8106

                                    #18
                                    This is a brilliant thread----tell the class that you're an entreprennuer( excuse the spelling)(it's a true statement if you profit)
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                                    • EaglesPhan36
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 71662

                                      #19
                                      If you actually do this, VIDEO it.
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                                      • MinnesotaFats
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-18-10
                                        • 14758

                                        #20
                                        You could legitimize this by segwaying into a discussion about how important stat class and investment classes are...focus on math and reading and the hot naughty teacher will love your presentation.
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                                        • chilidog
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-05-09
                                          • 10305

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                          You could legitimize this by segwaying into a discussion about how important stat class and investment classes are...focus on math and reading and the hot naughty teacher will love your presentation.
                                          Yah, and when you get home that night and order a pizza, the delivery driver will be a girl, and she won't have extra money to give your change, so, yah ...
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                                          • bradthebloke
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-26-09
                                            • 3175

                                            #22
                                            beats going in all oiled up in a bathing suit and telling em youre a round girl.
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                                            • bradthebloke
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 07-26-09
                                              • 3175

                                              #23
                                              or how about the guy who oils up all those wwe wrestlers before they come out. i bet his kids ask him not to come
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                                              • Landscaper
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-12-10
                                                • 2712

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bradthebloke
                                                or how about the guy who oils up all those wwe wrestlers before they come out. i bet his kids ask him not to come

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                                                • Cabo
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-07-06
                                                  • 5272

                                                  #25
                                                  Make sure to stress the importance of money management.
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                                                  • blackbeSSt
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-06-08
                                                    • 9398

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                                    when a kid raises his hand and asks a question.. respond with "never fukkin heard of ya pal" and move on
                                                    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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                                                    • ttwarrior1
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 06-23-09
                                                      • 28446

                                                      #27
                                                      half of the kids probaly don't even have a dad and if they do, why would they be able to make it
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                                                      • TobiasFunke
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-12-09
                                                        • 1999

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by saints7011
                                                        I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...

                                                        Originally posted by Dad
                                                        why not?
                                                        Dad
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