My brother in-law is a loan shark.

**jjgold** · 01-01-11, 09:05 AM

I like this guy

Tell him to post here he will make a fukkin killing

**noties** · 01-01-11, 09:19 AM

coach

have you ever been a full time loan shark?

**Reload** · 01-01-11, 09:25 AM

We'll have to stay on the lookout for this guy here on SBR. The forum world would have some contenders as clients for him.

**pavyracer** · 01-01-11, 09:29 AM

How did your sister meet him?

**SportsMushroom** · 01-01-11, 09:37 AM

why do people post their personal stories online anyway ?

**Dank_Fire** · 01-01-11, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

How did your sister meet him?

**brxbmbers42** · 01-01-11, 10:09 AM

bogger call me

**fsugolf** · 01-01-11, 10:21 AM

cool
story
bro

**Statman** · 01-01-11, 10:46 AM

$100,000/month? Wow he must have been busy. Alternatively, did he have a few 'whales' on his customer list or was it just pure volume?

**big0mar** · 01-01-11, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Statman

$100,000/month? Wow he must have been busy. Alternatively, did he have a few 'whales' on his customer list or was it just pure volume?

Whales getting sharked?

**Lincoln73** · 01-01-11, 11:20 AM

does he charge you points if you need a loan or do you get a family discount?

**Lincoln73** · 01-01-11, 11:21 AM

does he charge you points on a loan or do you get a family discount?

**Statman** · 01-01-11, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by big0mar

Whales getting sharked?

Similar to how Vegas flies in large bettors (whales) via incentives to hopefully lose their $$, I was curious if this shark had a small customer list with individuals needing big $$$ or if it was just flat out volume based to secure $100k/mth.

**tony_come** · 01-01-11, 11:49 AM

The point of this story is.......?

This is crazy!

**borednaz** · 01-01-11, 12:01 PM

Yeah How does this relate to gambling? Unless your trying to get him setup for loan sharking here.

**jjgold** · 01-01-11, 12:31 PM

Maybe he is, although here you do not have to pay

Noties I never was a shark, always on other end getting loans from them

**THE PROFIT** · 01-01-11, 02:17 PM

was your sister a client?

I like this guy, loan sharking charges didnt stick so he knows what to go for. Leave him the fuk alone. You worry about what you're doing & let him worry about what he's doing & the world will be a better place

**eonizuka** · 01-01-11, 02:21 PM

If this was the case, it'd have to be a couple of big time bettors because how the heck would you find the time to make 100k collecting small $100-$500 amounts from people.

Originally posted by Statman

Similar to how Vegas flies in large bettors (whales) via incentives to hopefully lose their $$, I was curious if this shark had a small customer list with individuals needing big $$$ or if it was just flat out volume based to secure $100k/mth.

**purecarnagge** · 01-01-11, 04:22 PM

another lie on sbr... wtf is this forum coming to

**pavyracer** · 01-01-11, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by purecarnagge

another lie on sbr... wtf is this forum coming to

When you open threads like this you have to assume that 99% are lies. Especially if jjgold says he likes the story.

**OmgUrMom** · 01-01-11, 04:56 PM

so he got five years for gun possession and drugs?

and made a $100,000 a MONTH from loan sharking?

this story was almost believable

**bogbat** · 01-01-11, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

so he got five years for gun possession and drugs?

He did 5 years. He was probably convicted for much more, cons are getting out very early with the California prison overflow.

EDIT> I replied to each post but lost it somehow. I'll reply again later when I get some time. lol

**purecarnagge** · 01-01-11, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by bogbat

He did 5 years. He was probably convicted for much more, cons are getting out very early with the California prison overflow.

EDIT> I replied to each post but lost it somehow. I'll reply again later when I get some time. lol

Translation: when I can figure out a good lie to show how my previous lie wasn't a lie. I will respond and post more.

**bogbat** · 01-02-11, 02:57 AM

Originally posted by Statman

$100,000/month? Wow he must have been busy. Alternatively, did he have a few 'whales' on his customer list or was it just pure volume?

$100,000 is what his brother told me he made, it could have been less but it is possible that he was also dealing drugs, because I know he used a lot.

Originally posted by Lincoln73

does he charge you points if you need a loan or do you get a family discount?

I wouldn't ask him for money, I don't like the guy. I won't get into it but he has done some ****** up stuff. However, if I did ask for money he would probably just give it to me providing it wasn't an excessive amount. He is always trying to flaunt his money in front of the family.

Originally posted by borednaz

Yeah How does this relate to gambling? Unless your trying to get him setup for loan sharking here.

Well a lot of degenerate gamblers have used sharks at one stage or another. Just ask JJ.

He wouldn't want clients from the forum. I doubt he would even know how to use the internet.

Originally posted by purecarnagge

another lie on sbr... wtf is this forum coming to

I have no reason to lie about it. And if I did the story would be much more entertaining.

Originally posted by purecarnagge

Translation: when I can figure out a good lie to show how my previous lie wasn't a lie. I will respond and post more.

I watched UFC 125 with some mates of mine. It was a very entertaining event!

**ZetaPsi808** · 01-02-11, 03:37 AM

why do sbr posters always have to play detective here?

bogbat get me set up with this guy as a runner/muscle. thanks chief.

**OmgUrMom** · 01-02-11, 03:45 AM

ur right zeta we should just enjoy this for what it is

**stikymess** · 01-02-11, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by tony_come

The point of this story is.......? This is crazy!

hmmm thought the same thing? Why air dirty laundry. Plus making 100k a month and he couldn't buy an attorney to get him off?

**ZetaPsi808** · 01-03-11, 05:51 PM

bogbat i need a loan son. bookmakers have me buried in

**jjgold** · 01-03-11, 05:58 PM

Get this guy to post here

He would be legendary

**MarkDee** · 01-03-11, 06:56 PM

and I'm sure if this shit was true he'd love the fact that your posting this shit here

**bogbat** · 01-04-11, 04:55 AM

There was no real point to this thread. I posted it on new years eve when I got home drunk and just felt like sharing it for an open discussion. No one knows me in real life here so it's not like it matters when posting personal things.

**ZetaPsi808** · 01-04-11, 05:09 AM

forumville is real life for me. people have lives off the Internet? :clueless:

**Ace_of_Spades** · 01-04-11, 05:48 AM

I'd be a violent fuker if i was a loan shark.