Jessica I Want To Take You Out For A Steak Dinner

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  • Cougar Bait
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-04-07
    • 18282

    #1
    Jessica I Want To Take You Out For A Steak Dinner
    We could talk college basketball

    Gamble, listen to some music, then fall asleep by a fire

    I can cook but I don't clean
  • bobbyfk
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-19-09
    • 15218

    #2
    I will cook AND clean



    Linguine with white clam sauce
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    • Cougar Bait
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-04-07
      • 18282

      #3
      Bobby stay out of this, you already have Shari you fuk

      I know more about college basketball and she finds that sexy

      Plus I have experience pleasing a woman and don't live with my grandparents
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      • cobalt king
        SBR MVP
        • 12-20-08
        • 1584

        #4
        Originally posted by Cougar Bait
        Bobby stay out of this, you already have Shari you fuk

        I know more about college basketball and she finds that sexy

        Plus I have experience pleasing a woman and don't live with my grandparents


        I love when guys fight over girls that are actually guys!
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        • bobbyfk
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-19-09
          • 15218

          #5
          Originally posted by Cougar Bait
          Bobby stay out of this, you already have Shari you fuk

          I know more about college basketball and she finds that sexy

          Plus I have experience pleasing a woman and don't live with my grandparents
          A: I don't live with my grandparents

          B: I don't have Shari
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          • WvGambler
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-19-10
            • 11618

            #6
            Originally posted by Cougar Bait
            Bobby stay out of this, you already have Shari you fuk I know more about college basketball and she finds that sexy Plus I have experience pleasing a woman and don't live with my grandparents
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            • Mikail
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-19-09
              • 21689

              #7
              Fightin over a guy with a girls name.
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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21562

                #8
                hope you like pleasing a dude.

                a stalky, pot-bellied, furry dude.
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                • brxbmbers42
                  Restricted User
                  • 07-26-10
                  • 4312

                  #9
                  its a dude-750
                  its not a dude+500
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                  • Full Time Hobo
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-16-10
                    • 2778

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bobbyfk
                    I will cook AND clean Linguine with white clam sauce
                    I think he wants to go on the date with you.
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                    • MendozaLine
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-11-10
                      • 4088

                      #11
                      We may need a video fight between Cougar and Bobby to determine who gets a date with "Jessica"
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                      • robmpink
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-09-07
                        • 13205

                        #12


                        ....
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Jessica is mine Cougar

                          Back off tonight
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                          • iifold
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-25-10
                            • 11111

                            #14
                            Id like to parlay Cougar to beat up Bobby with Jessica is a dude for the max...
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                            • Cougar Bait
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-04-07
                              • 18282

                              #15
                              Not a dude

                              She wins

                              She likes college hoops, JJ I need this
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                              • Swinging Johnson
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-12-09
                                • 7604

                                #16
                                Cougar, I don't know if Jessica is old enough for you but if so, I wouldn't fill her up with any solids, like steak, especially knowing what you plan on doing after dinner.
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                                • THE PROFIT
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-09
                                  • 17701

                                  #17
                                  tube steak???
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                                  • CarpeDime
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-01-09
                                    • 7873

                                    #18
                                    jessica consider me

                                    decent looking, don't work out but not fat, cokk also a little on the skinny side but definately know how to use it, gotten the job done many times in the past with it

                                    personalitywhys - attentive, good listener and will talk about whatever sh*t you want - how your day went, your family, your freinds, your feelings or whatever, no sh*t is too stupid for me, a lot of guys wont listen but i am not like that, i will listen to it all to make you happy, no matter how stupid it gets

                                    also good at caping major us sports basketball baseball football college and pro can give u insites no one else can

                                    no hockey though but still can do research into that or any sport us or euro or asian, whatever

                                    also will pay for first 3 dates, and also maybe more after that depending on how things go

                                    a lot more i could say but thats it for now

                                    still need a date for new years call me
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                                    • THE PROFIT
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-27-09
                                      • 17701

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                      jessica consider me

                                      decent looking, don't work out but not fat, cokk also a little on the skinny side but definately know how to use it, gotten the job done many times in the past with it

                                      personalitywhys - attentive, good listener and will talk about whatever sh*t you want - how your day went, your family, your freinds, your feelings or whatever, no sh*t is too stupid for me, a lot of guys wont listen but i am not like that, i will listen to it all to make you happy, no matter how stupid it gets

                                      also good at caping major us sports basketball baseball football college and pro can give u insites no one else can

                                      no hockey though but still can do research into that or any sport us or euro or asian, whatever

                                      also will pay for first 3 dates, and also maybe more after that depending on how things go

                                      a lot more i could say but thats it for now

                                      still need a date for new years call me

                                      Im good at caping kittens
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                                      • flyingillini
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-06-06
                                        • 41219

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                        jessica consider me

                                        decent looking, don't work out but not fat, cokk also a little on the skinny side but definately know how to use it, gotten the job done many times in the past with it

                                        personalitywhys - attentive, good listener and will talk about whatever sh*t you want - how your day went, your family, your freinds, your feelings or whatever, no sh*t is too stupid for me, a lot of guys wont listen but i am not like that, i will listen to it all to make you happy, no matter how stupid it gets

                                        also good at caping major us sports basketball baseball football college and pro can give u insites no one else can

                                        no hockey though but still can do research into that or any sport us or euro or asian, whatever

                                        also will pay for first 3 dates, and also maybe more after that depending on how things go

                                        a lot more i could say but thats it for now

                                        still need a date for new years call me
                                        Loshak doesn't like fake knockers though and that's all that is in CR.
                                        המוסד‎
                                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                        • jkilla990
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 08-28-10
                                          • 713

                                          #21
                                          you guys are fukkin pathetic go meet girls in the real world not over the internet
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                                          • Cougar Bait
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-04-07
                                            • 18282

                                            #22
                                            I don't like fake knockers either

                                            That's why I like Jessica

                                            She's real
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                                            • Jessica
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 12-02-10
                                              • 1237

                                              #23

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                                              • wtf
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-22-08
                                                • 12983

                                                #24
                                                jessica is hung I understand, definitely why jj is interested
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                                                • brxbmbers42
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 07-26-10
                                                  • 4312

                                                  #25
                                                  i got one question for jessica.


                                                  whats up bro
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                                                  • flyingillini
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-06-06
                                                    • 41219

                                                    #26
                                                    המוסד‎
                                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                    • stealthyburrito
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-12-09
                                                      • 21562

                                                      #27
                                                      Jessica address your adoring fans already.
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                                                      • flyingillini
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-06-06
                                                        • 41219

                                                        #28
                                                        המוסד‎
                                                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                        • Cougar Bait
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-04-07
                                                          • 18282

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Jessica

                                                          I am listening to these songs now and am very excited

                                                          I will plan it all out, I need your address though, or at least general region of the country

                                                          I won't burn your steak Brock Landers style, don't worry

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                                                          • Ace_of_Spades
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-14-09
                                                            • 13518

                                                            #30
                                                            PLeanty of women out there.
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                                                            • zam77
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-03-10
                                                              • 3586

                                                              #31
                                                              if I were jessica I would ride the sybian whenever I posted here.
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                                                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-01-10
                                                                • 16031

                                                                #32
                                                                After all the food you guys are going to feed her...she may need a workout or two
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                                                                • james4512
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-27-08
                                                                  • 3707

                                                                  #33
                                                                  jessica is a tough girl strong personality cougar you better be a sap or it wont last
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Jessy you flirted with me first

                                                                    You have definitely gave me hints your interested

                                                                    Jessy I am a little small in all areas and chubby but many say I am put together and very very trendy

                                                                    Jessy pick me PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                    • brxbmbers42
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 07-26-10
                                                                      • 4312

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      Jessy you flirted with me first

                                                                      You have definitely gave me hints your interested

                                                                      Jessy I am a little small in all areas and chubby but many say I am put together and very very trendy

                                                                      Jessy pick me PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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