Interesting TSA pic

**THE PROFIT** · 12-17-10, 08:08 PM

TSA must not pay much

**Dad** · 12-17-10, 08:12 PM

That guy is staring right at his cock.

**onetrickpony** · 12-17-10, 08:13 PM

cockmeat samiches huh

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-18-10, 06:41 PM

Maybe he was hiding a gun in his pecker?

**sickler** · 12-18-10, 07:10 PM

You think homos apply for those jobs?

**mrmarket** · 12-18-10, 07:28 PM

I find this picture humorous because it insinuates homosexual oral sex that has been/will be performed when in actuality the security guard is screening him for weapons that could cause hundreds of people to die.

**pavyracer** · 12-18-10, 07:31 PM

Doesn't it look like the TSA agent is jerking off while he looks at the passenger's genitals?

**Cougar Bait** · 12-18-10, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Doesn't it look like the TSA agent is jerking off while he looks at the passenger's genitals?

TSA

Tolerated Sexual Assault

**sickler** · 12-18-10, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Doesn't it look like the TSA agent is jerking off while he looks at the passenger's genitals?

To me it looks like he's getting ready to shove a gloved finger up the searchee's ass.

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 12-18-10, 07:51 PM

i-find-Mr.Market's-post-humorous-because-only-a-government-cybersecurity-agent-would-be-on-a-gambling-forum-on-a-saturday-night-standing-up-for-gooch-fondling-tsa-agents-typing-in-business-like-diction...I-guess-you-guys-don't-get-weekends-off??

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 12-18-10, 07:54 PM

what-did-michal-jackson-say-when-he-slept-with-the-boy??

eee-hee.

what-did-the-boy-say?

oww!

**Jonah** · 12-18-10, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE

i-find-Mr.Market's-post-humorous-because-only-a-government-cybersecurity-agent-would-be-on-a-gambling-forum-on-a-saturday-night-standing-up-for-gooch-fondling-tsa-agents-typing-in-business-like-diction...I-guess-you-guys-don't-get-weekends-off??

Mr. Market. Just amateur.

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 12-18-10, 07:57 PM

Jonah...

He's-getting-paid-more-than-any-of-us-posting-right-now!!!

That's-for-sure!

**Masu485** · 12-18-10, 08:03 PM

can't you just request a woman to touch you if you feel uncomfortable with a man?

**mrmarket** · 12-18-10, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE

i-find-Mr.Market's-post-humorous-because-only-a-government-cybersecurity-agent-would-be-on-a-gambling-forum-on-a-saturday-night-standing-up-for-gooch-fondling-tsa-agents-typing-in-business-like-diction...I-guess-you-guys-don't-get-weekends-off??

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**Trucker George** · 12-18-10, 08:12 PM

I have to fly next week and I can't decide between the pat-down or the scanner. Maybe they'll do both.

**sickler** · 12-18-10, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Masu485

can't you just request a woman to touch you if you feel uncomfortable with a man?

That would be my preference but unfortunately by law the "feelers" are same gender

**pavyracer** · 12-18-10, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by Masu485

can't you just request a woman to touch you if you feel uncomfortable with a man?

Yeah but what if she looks like Rosie O'Donnel and has sausage fingers like The Prick?

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 12-18-10, 08:46 PM

as-usual,
the-cybersecurity-agents-get-sarcastic+inflate-things,when-you-call-them-out...
then-they-always-call-you-out-and-insult-you,elementary-school-style...
I've-visited-the-complaint-link-many-times,whenever-you-guys-beat-me-at-the-border.
I'd-write-and-say-you-suck-as-a-cybersecurity-agent,but-I-have-bigger-fish-to-fry.
post-some-plays.

**borednaz** · 12-18-10, 08:52 PM

The women who work there do in fact make Rosie O'Donnel look like one of the dumb young things Theprofit picks up at the local Jr High.

**Grandmaster B** · 12-18-10, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by The Seer

bateman, there's a job for you.

**Dad** · 12-20-10, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by sickler

That would be my preference but unfortunately by law the "feelers" are same gender

Thats a gay law.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-20-10, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Dad

That guy is staring right at his cock.

Exactly Daddy now drop your pants.

**jjgold** · 12-20-10, 01:11 PM

**stealthyburrito** · 12-20-10, 01:14 PM

goodbye civil liberties.

**Dad** · 12-20-10, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Exactly Daddy now drop your pants.

**OmgUrMom** · 12-20-10, 03:00 PM

complaint submitted mr. market

you will be shut down shortly

**mrmarket** · 12-20-10, 05:55 PM

Like your gambling problem I am perpetual. Your complaint will be duly noted however.