Your girlfriend invades your privacy....

**camel** · 12-15-10, 04:00 AM

dude... g cups obviously means she's packing the kilos. of course she's insecure, she's fat! what kind of fat bitch wouldn't be insecure.

**shari91** · 12-15-10, 04:54 AM

Originally posted by Ninersnut

Man up and put her head through a mirror. Tell her if she reads your porn spam again her kid is next.

**King Mayan** · 12-15-10, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

She sounds like she is afraid to ask you directly to tap that ass, so she has invaded your privacy and broken the trust KNOWING the penalty for such offenses is anal sex. Does her infraction, indiscretion call for balls deep, first stroke? Probably not. But to be on the safe side...

**PittsburghPlayer** · 12-15-10, 06:00 AM

King Mayan, thank you for your endorsement of my attempt at being humorous. However, this is the standard that I hold my women to and practice in life.

Shari, Are you disturbed yet that you gave me your phone number?

**shari91** · 12-15-10, 06:02 AM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

King Mayan, thank you for your endorsement of my attempt at being humorous. However, this is the standard that I hold my women to and practice in life.

Shari, Are you disturbed yet that you gave me your phone number?

Nope. Because you don't have it!

**PittsburghPlayer** · 12-15-10, 06:05 AM

I was referring to your lack of judgement for giving it to someone you don`t know in the first place. Seems to be a pattern with you.