Have you ever been facialled?

[stevek173]

Well if you play enough volleyball it is eventually going to happen. Dan got me the worst, big stocky guy that could hit the lights out of the ball. My friend hit a guy who was up for a block and his glasses literally exploded and he was on the ground for like ten minutes it was so sick. I don't remember ever facialling someone myself.

I sure I would have truly enjoyed it though if I did.

[brooks85]

haha ive had it happen to me more than once for sure but its always been at the net.

[jjgold]

no

One guy I knew a fey years back got it though, fukkin nit wit goes to massage parlor and it was a set up. I go with him and wanted to watch and paid an extra $50, i like watching sex from a chair in the corner while I am on phone. It is a fetish I have, anyway so i go there and this hot chick comes in room and they both slowly undress and all of a sudden when my buddy is hard a fukkin rock some guy appears out of nowhere and puts his mouth on my buds cock, the girl then takes a photo of this . My buddy of course told guy to get the fuk out and he did but then girl goes in other room for like 5 minutes and brings back picture with my buddy and some guy blowing him for that split second it happened. Ok so here is what happened, they threatened to tell my buds wife and show her picture unless he blew this guy and got a facial. He agreed and girl watched and masturbated, I kind of looked for a few minutes and it was disgusting. My buddy was humiliated after it and did not talk like for 11 weeks and went through gay phobia.

[36mafia]

thread officially hijacked by jj gold

[Fieldysnuts44]

JJ funny shit

[stevek173]

no

One guy I knew a fey years back got it though, fukkin nit wit goes to massage parlor and it was a set up. I go with him and wanted to watch and paid an extra $50, i like watching sex from a chair in the corner while I am on phone. It is a fetish I have, anyway so i go there and this hot chick comes in room and they both slowly undress and all of a sudden when my buddy is hard a fukkin rock some guy appears out of nowhere and puts his mouth on my buds cock, the girl then takes a photo of this . My buddy of course told guy to get the fuk out and he did but then girl goes in other room for like 5 minutes and brings back picture with my buddy and some guy blowing him for that split second it happened. Ok so here is what happened, they threatened to tell my buds wife and show her picture unless he blew this guy and got a facial. He agreed and girl watched and masturbated, I kind of looked for a few minutes and it was disgusting. My buddy was humiliated after it and did not talk like for 11 weeks and went through gay phobia.

wow i didn't even think of that when I said facial I was strictly thinking volleyball.

I'm sorry that happened to your buddy J but you really need to try to get your mind out of the gutter a little bit.

[Emily_Haines]

no

One guy I knew a fey years back got it though, fukkin nit wit goes to massage parlor and it was a set up. I go with him and wanted to watch and paid an extra $50, i like watching sex from a chair in the corner while I am on phone. It is a fetish I have, anyway so i go there and this hot chick comes in room and they both slowly undress and all of a sudden when my buddy is hard a fukkin rock some guy appears out of nowhere and puts his mouth on my buds cock, the girl then takes a photo of this . My buddy of course told guy to get the fuk out and he did but then girl goes in other room for like 5 minutes and brings back picture with my buddy and some guy blowing him for that split second it happened. Ok so here is what happened, they threatened to tell my buds wife and show her picture unless he blew this guy and got a facial. He agreed and girl watched and masturbated, I kind of looked for a few minutes and it was disgusting. My buddy was humiliated after it and did not talk like for 11 weeks and went through gay phobia.

you got quite the imagination

[onetrickpony]

its a true story, by his buddy he means himself

[jjgold]

You guys do not have sexual minds like me, no biggie

I was brought up with playboy magazines in my hand and watching porn at a young age

sexual guy

[Junkyard Dog]

jj

[stevek173]

You guys do not have sexual minds like me, no biggie

I was brought up with playboy magazines in my hand and watching porn at a young age

sexual guy

JJ what does the packaging for an issue of Penthouse sent to your home look like

[sundin4prez]

no

One guy I knew a fey years back got it though, fukkin nit wit goes to massage parlor and it was a set up. I go with him and wanted to watch and paid an extra $50, i like watching sex from a chair in the corner while I am on phone. It is a fetish I have, anyway so i go there and this hot chick comes in room and they both slowly undress and all of a sudden when my buddy is hard a fukkin rock some guy appears out of nowhere and puts his mouth on my buds cock, the girl then takes a photo of this . My buddy of course told guy to get the fuk out and he did but then girl goes in other room for like 5 minutes and brings back picture with my buddy and some guy blowing him for that split second it happened. Ok so here is what happened, they threatened to tell my buds wife and show her picture unless he blew this guy and got a facial. He agreed and girl watched and masturbated, I kind of looked for a few minutes and it was disgusting. My buddy was humiliated after it and did not talk like for 11 weeks and went through gay phobia.

you win again

[Dad]

no

One guy I knew a fey years back got it though, fukkin nit wit goes to massage parlor and it was a set up. I go with him and wanted to watch and paid an extra $50, i like watching sex from a chair in the corner while I am on phone. It is a fetish I have, anyway so i go there and this hot chick comes in room and they both slowly undress and all of a sudden when my buddy is hard a fukkin rock some guy appears out of nowhere and puts his mouth on my buds cock, the girl then takes a photo of this . My buddy of course told guy to get the fuk out and he did but then girl goes in other room for like 5 minutes and brings back picture with my buddy and some guy blowing him for that split second it happened. Ok so here is what happened, they threatened to tell my buds wife and show her picture unless he blew this guy and got a facial. He agreed and girl watched and masturbated, I kind of looked for a few minutes and it was disgusting. My buddy was humiliated after it and did not talk like for 11 weeks and went through gay phobia.

Gold, your friend should be ashamed of himself. You should be too, you let this happen to your firend? You just sat there in the corner on your phone while your friend got blackmailed and then got his face blasted with this other man's baby batter? Shame on you, Gold. Shame on you, I thought you were a fighter.

[thezbar]

no

One guy I knew a fey years back got it though, fukkin nit wit goes to massage parlor and it was a set up. I go with him and wanted to watch and paid an extra $50, i like watching sex from a chair in the corner while I am on phone. It is a fetish I have, anyway so i go there and this hot chick comes in room and they both slowly undress and all of a sudden when my buddy is hard a fukkin rock some guy appears out of nowhere and puts his mouth on my buds cock, the girl then takes a photo of this . My buddy of course told guy to get the fuk out and he did but then girl goes in other room for like 5 minutes and brings back picture with my buddy and some guy blowing him for that split second it happened. Ok so here is what happened, they threatened to tell my buds wife and show her picture unless he blew this guy and got a facial. He agreed and girl watched and masturbated, I kind of looked for a few minutes and it was disgusting. My buddy was humiliated after it and did not talk like for 11 weeks and went through gay phobia.

And I thought I'd heard it all! Then I read this.

[BrentCrude]

Lots of double meanings for words these days aren't there?Alot of old fart women talk about facials and it's hilarious.Same for water sports.What baseball announcer says fisted all the time?John Miller?Then you here old people say,he or she pulled a boner.Watch out if they ever say it within ear shot of kids because the kids go nuts laughing.

[bradthebloke]

kinda like the girl in meet the parents? where the ball breaks her nose? also, did u guys know that girl has passed away?

[stevek173]

Wow what from?

[raydog]

Nicole something...died of pneumonia after being misdiagnosed or something...i remember it when it happened

[Dad]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What happened to her?

[Cuse0323]

that kid looks so happy to have slammed it in the other kids face.

[chilidog]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What happened to her?

You know those little packets of frosting that come with toaster strudels? Well, she went a little crazy with them.

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

in-practice-during-'Warball'

[daneault23]

No I haven't but my girlfriend has.... by me