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  • brxbmbers42
    Restricted User
    • 07-26-10
    • 4312

    #36
    JJ call me you fukk
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    • zuluhead1``1
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 11-07-10
      • 733

      #37
      Originally posted by jjgold
      Right now i will meet anyone 100 mile range not playing today
      Come on down to Birmingham.
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      • Dad
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-26-08
        • 23245

        #38
        Originally posted by zuluhead1``1
        Come on down to Birmingham.
        Pretty sure Carol would not let him go down there.
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        • tripleblack1705
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-06-10
          • 362

          #39
          JJ and Carol on a "night out"

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          • ProfaneReality
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-14-09
            • 7607

            #40
            Is Carol the hooker from the Montreal hotel video ?
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            • flyingillini
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-06-06
              • 41219

              #41
              I released to Carol before.
              המוסד‎
              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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              • jrmartin.mig
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 11-29-10
                • 624

                #42
                So I might be new around here and all, and you guys seem like you have your own happy version of a ****** up disfunctional family, but why dont you leave the mans wife out of this stuff. Even internet badass' have to have a standard.
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                • THE PROFIT
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-09
                  • 17701

                  #43
                  Originally posted by jrmartin.mig
                  So I might be new around here and all, and you guys seem like you have your own happy version of a ****** up disfunctional family, but why dont you leave the mans wife out of this stuff. Even internet badass' have to have a standard.
                  hey new fuk! Stay out of this! This is family business
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                  • THE PROFIT
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-09
                    • 17701

                    #44
                    love the avatar by the way
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                    • stealthyburrito
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-12-09
                      • 21562

                      #45
                      jj lets see carol's boobs.
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                      • wtf
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-22-08
                        • 12983

                        #46
                        this 13 year never been laid, 5 foot 4 , 280 pound shit that jj lays out there is all part of his schtick
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82727

                          #47
                          Does Carol have saggy boobs or did you buy her a new rack JJ?
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                          • Dutch
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-21-10
                            • 4339

                            #48
                            JJ knows a black guy named Carol?
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                            • jrmartin.mig
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 11-29-10
                              • 624

                              #49
                              Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                              love the avatar by the way
                              Thx
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                              • Swinging Johnson
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-12-09
                                • 7604

                                #50
                                I have spoken to Carol and she has confided that JJ is her high school sweetheart but he has grown despondent over the years primarily due to excessive gambling and drugging. Although the abuse has never risen to a physical level, JJ does criticize her often in order to elevate his own self-esteem. She has given me the following examples:

                                JJ took Carol to a fine dining restaurant a few years ago. JJ ordered the filet, the waiter cautioned he may be worried about the mad cow. To which JJ responded, "Nah, she can order for herself."

                                Carol asked JJ what was on tv and JJ responded...dust.

                                They went to Carol's high school reunion and JJ saw a man getting blitzed. Carol informed her it was her ex-boyfriend and had not been sober since they split. JJ wondered aloud how a man could celebrate that long.

                                Carol hinted about an anniversary present and said "I'd love to have something shiny go from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds," she squealed. To which JJ replied, bathroom scales are too expensive.

                                And that's the long sordid tale. I'm sorry I had to break Carol's confidence but the truth had to be told.
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                                • wtf
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-22-08
                                  • 12983

                                  #51
                                  jj, please set carol FREE

                                  we should have telethon to support her in this noble effort
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                                  • stealthyburrito
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-12-09
                                    • 21562

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                    I have spoken to Carol and she has confided that JJ is her high school sweetheart but he has grown despondent over the years primarily due to excessive gambling and drugging. Although the abuse has never risen to a physical level, JJ does criticize her often in order to elevate his own self-esteem. She has given me the following examples:

                                    JJ took Carol to a fine dining restaurant a few years ago. JJ ordered the filet, the waiter cautioned he may be worried about the mad cow. To which JJ responded, "Nah, she can order for herself."

                                    Carol asked JJ what was on tv and JJ responded...dust.

                                    They went to Carol's high school reunion and JJ saw a man getting blitzed. Carol informed her it was her ex-boyfriend and had not been sober since they split. JJ wondered aloud how a man could celebrate that long.

                                    Carol hinted about an anniversary present and said "I'd love to have something shiny go from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds," she squealed. To which JJ replied, bathroom scales are too expensive.

                                    And that's the long sordid tale. I'm sorry I had to break Carol's confidence but the truth had to be told.
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                                    • tanner40
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-24-10
                                      • 2129

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

                                      JJ took Carol to a fine dining restaurant a few years ago. JJ ordered the filet, the waiter cautioned he may be worried about the mad cow. To which JJ responded, "Nah, she can order for herself."


                                      They went to Carol's high school reunion and JJ saw a man getting blitzed. Carol informed her it was her ex-boyfriend and had not been sober since they split. JJ wondered aloud how a man could celebrate that long.
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                                      • Swinging Johnson
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-12-09
                                        • 7604

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by tanner40
                                        Thank you very much, my name is Shecky Johnson and I will be here through Friday. I'm available for weddings and bar mitzvahs and don't forget to try the liver!
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                                        • Dad
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-26-08
                                          • 23245

                                          #55
                                          I hate liver.
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                                          • zuluhead1``1
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 11-07-10
                                            • 733

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by jrmartin.mig
                                            So I might be new around here and all, and you guys seem like you have your own happy version of a ****** up disfunctional family, but why dont you leave the mans wife out of this stuff. Even internet badass' have to have a standard.
                                            You have no idea of the depravity in which you are going to be submerged on this site. Also, Carol reminds me of Barbara Bush.
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                                            • tanner40
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-24-10
                                              • 2129

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                              Thank you very much, my name is Shecky Johnson and I will be here through Friday. I'm available for weddings and bar mitzvahs and don't forget to try the liver!
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