Had to take 5 from a phone conversation w a chick to self please and

**Extra Innings** · 12-01-10, 11:21 PM

**jwbama23** · 12-01-10, 11:22 PM

why did you have to take five, just knock it out while on the phone.

**sickler** · 12-01-10, 11:23 PM

When people hear the word burrito they think flatulence. She had the mental image of you farting. Not cool, Steve.

**stevek173** · 12-01-10, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by jwbama23

why did you have to take five, just knock it out while on the phone.

I said I might need to and she said no the kids are here. So shit, I just had to. She went too far today. All that talk about giving her buttsex what the hell am I supposed to do.

This to start a conversation today, in the middle of my work day:

Her: What's up

Me: Same old, what's shakin

Her: My ass on your face

I mean wtf?

She built it up all day and I lost control. Should have worked out or something.

**stevek173** · 12-01-10, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by sickler

When people hear the word burrito they think flatulence. She had the mental image of you farting. Not cool, Steve.

Yeah I was trying to think of anything but saying I self served. I had burritos earlier, so that was the first thing that came to mind.

**jwbama23** · 12-01-10, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

I said I might need to and she said no the kids are here. So shit, I just had to. She went too far today. All that talk about giving her buttsex what the hell am I supposed to do. This to start a conversation today, in the middle of my work day: Her: What's up Me: Same old, what's shakin Her: My ass on your face I mean wtf? She built it up all day and I lost control. Should have worked out or something.

**jjgold** · 12-01-10, 11:58 PM

Stevey tape a fukkin sex scene with your girl please

I am fukkin horny and hard as a fukkin rock right now

Love watching or I mean love fantasizing about posters having sex with their girls and me watching in a chair next to bed

**stevek173** · 12-02-10, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Stevey tape a fukkin sex scene with your girl please

I am fukkin horny and hard as a fukkin rock right now

Love watching or I mean love fantasizing about posters having sex with their girls and me watching in a chair next to bed

Cannot put her on the internetz. But she has been threatening to do messed up things to me when I am passed out and to film it with my minicam so you might get that.

**WeinketoWarrick** · 12-02-10, 12:00 AM

i don't understand this thread

**pmidy88** · 12-02-10, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by WeinketoWarrick

i don't understand this thread

im wit ya bro

**Grits n' Gravy** · 12-02-10, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by WeinketoWarrick

i don't understand this thread

the kid rubbed one out and jj wants to watch.

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 12-02-10, 02:05 AM

hahahaha funny u bring up this topic...this happened to me the other day, it was a similtanoeus touch fest...it was kinda hot, first time I ever did something like this. now I know what its like to call those late night numbers....haha loved it and also never would've expected it all in one- girls love this shit...but "supposedly" this was her first time too...haha ya never know, she is a younging that should be in dads college girl thread

**dfberger23** · 12-02-10, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Stevey tape a fukkin sex scene with your girl please

I am fukkin horny and hard as a fukkin rock right now

Love watching or I mean love fantasizing about posters having sex with their girls and me watching in a chair next to bed

**PittsburghPlayer** · 12-02-10, 02:27 AM

Steve, You are OK Bro, don`t sweat it. Women like to have control. To put you down for doing something she encouraged is a way for her to take it. Cuntrol that is. Next time, do it while with her and shoot her in the eye. Or, since the conversation was already "on the table" I`m thinking you need to go anal on her. None of this lovey dovey shit either Bro. Balls deep, First stroke!

**TR88** · 12-02-10, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Stevey tape a fukkin sex scene with your girl please

I am fukkin horny and hard as a fukkin rock right now

Love watching or I mean love fantasizing about posters having sex with their girls and me watching in a chair next to bed

JJ is like a king pin

**PRC** · 12-02-10, 02:30 AM

lol hilarious

**HauntingTheHoly** · 12-02-10, 02:32 AM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

the kid rubbed one out and jj wants to watch.

**jjgold** · 12-02-10, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Cannot put her on the internetz. But she has been threatening to do messed up things to me when I am passed out and to film it with my minicam so you might get that.

**stevek173** · 12-02-10, 03:20 PM

She was cool I found she decided to lie down with the babies and go to sleep. All in all it worked out. I feel confident about decision making here and in the future I will me self serving when I damn well please. This is my world, **** it.

**zuluhead1``1** · 12-02-10, 06:04 PM

**BGS 9.5** · 12-02-10, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Stevey tape a fukkin sex scene with your girl please

I am fukkin horny and hard as a fukkin rock right now

Love watching or I mean love fantasizing about posters having sex with their girls and me watching in a chair next to bed

you are a perverted old fukk

**stevek173** · 12-02-10, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by zuluhead1``1

I alternate between 2 and 3 and once in awhile it's 5 or bateman's sneakers