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  • EDDIE MONEY LINE
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-24-10
    • 6298

    #1
    During intercourse...
    What thoughts do you generate so you don't jiz within the first couple minutes...We must all do this. I mean I don't want to go for hours b/c I have shit to do, but I also don't want to just go off quicker than expected...except sometimes when I just don't even care.

    Me:
    Stupid things like getting the punched in the face
    Or driving on the highway
    Or I try to do mathmatic calculations (even tho I don't know any)
    Which games I'm gonna bet the upcoming evening or weekend

    But then my mind automatically wanders to stuff that turns me on like:
    my girls friends or dance team members
    3 team parleys
    dad's threads
    former girls i banged or wanted to bang

    Anyone have anything they think of in particular??? i know stevek has something...haha
  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #2
    I think of JJ & can go all night
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    • freeVICK
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-21-08
      • 7114

      #3
      fcking on the couch is my favorite... i can literally watch tv while she rides
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      • TPowell
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-21-08
        • 18842

        #4
        jiz before you start if possible
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        • THE PROFIT
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-27-09
          • 17701

          #5
          Originally posted by freeVICK
          fcking on the couch is my favorite... i can literally watch tv while she rides
          In the south we fuk doggystyle so she can watch the race, too
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          • katstale
            SBR MVP
            • 02-07-07
            • 3924

            #6
            Hillary Clinton or janet Reno--either works fine.
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            • Deuce
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 01-12-08
              • 29843

              #7
              Usually doggy style I just pull her hair and think of the shit she has done to piss me off. Works like a charm and she enjoys it too.
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              • SportsMushroom
                SBR MVP
                • 09-28-10
                • 4177

                #8
                i think of ugly chicks. that'll make your prick soft
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                • THE PROFIT
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-09
                  • 17701

                  #9
                  just fuk ugly sluts with loose vaginas. When you're bangin a chick that looks like Glenn Beck & feels like fukin a warm cup of water you dont have to worry about jizzing too soon
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                  • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-24-10
                    • 6298

                    #10
                    i do notice when i'm sauced tho I go so long I need to try to ***...and that sometimes is no fun, just the fear of blueballs again scares the life out of me...happened to me twice before and its the fukin worst
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                    • stevek173
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                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #11
                      Originally posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE
                      i do notice when i'm sauced tho I go so long I need to try to ***...and that sometimes is no fun, just the fear of blueballs again scares the life out of me...happened to me twice before and its the fukin worst
                      Same here man, and I am almost always completely sauced when I am hitting the beaver. And it is ****** up because the hard on just stays and she is like don't stop don't stop I need you to *** in me so hard and I'm like Jesus Christ lady I am going to have a ******* heart attack.

                      I agree on the TV when sober because then I can be a 2 pump chump.

                      Funny how it is all or nothing depending on the booze as you get a little older.
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                      • daneblazer
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 09-14-08
                        • 27861

                        #12
                        a long time ago, an Ole Pro told me one time, "Just think about baseball"....

                        and it actually works
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                        • THE PROFIT
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-09
                          • 17701

                          #13
                          Originally posted by daneblazer
                          a long time ago, an Ole Pro told me one time, "Just think about baseball"....

                          and it actually works
                          I dont know too much about baseball so that would require too much thought
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                          • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-24-10
                            • 6298

                            #14
                            and another weird thing is; my boy told me he brought home this girl from the bar and fuked 4 times in like a 6 hour span...i thought he was absurd

                            so I went out to my girls school for the weekend- say fri night- sun afternoon before the 1pm games...i had some wild sex 10 times (yes I counted) b/c I didn't even think I was physically possible and i'm in good shape... I was a man possesed, but I don't know if I can muster enough to have another statistical performance over a weekend again. it was about 36 hours....just a man on a mission
                            I was surprised my dik didn't fall of and I still could get it up all 10 times. I was also surprised I didn't faint from dehydration, although a few times I thought I was gonna

                            The key to my success I think...obviously a sexy babe, but also a lot of water, a horny college girl, a vivid imagination and good meals....anything I missed???
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                            • hubie69
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-16-10
                              • 7329

                              #15
                              Best thing ever. Remeber Nolan Ryan? I picture Noaln Ryan with Ventura in a headlock throwing upper cuts. I saw it on TV when it happened and the entire sequence of events is engrained in my head. It's hard sometimes to not bust up laughing tho.....which if you do bust up laughing usually means sexy time is done...at least with my chick
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                              • tony_come
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                Im horny
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                                • PittsburghPlayer
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-11-10
                                  • 6760

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Deuce
                                  Usually doggy style I just pull her hair and think of the shit she has done to piss me off. Works like a charm and she enjoys it too.
                                  Like this post.
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                                  • astrodomer
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-03-10
                                    • 1665

                                    #18
                                    Albert Puljos
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