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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28454

    #1
    Couldn't get my car to start tonight
    Some women saw me walking and gave me a jump. I didn't know how to do it. she did it all.

    You put the red on the red, black on the black. Put it on the good battery first, then the bad, etc. Forgot
    it all i think. After about ten seconds I turned and it started and we waived and left.

    reminds me of about ten years ago when i had a flat tire and had to have a woman do that for me too.

  • JesseS
    SBR High Roller
    • 10-29-10
    • 196

    #2
    if true down right pathetic
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    • Tomahawk
      SBR Sharp
      • 04-24-10
      • 358

      #3
      My 14 year old cousin can change a flat tire, couse his father tought him and when his mother had a flat tire the 14 year old boy jumped out and changed it.
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      • denn333
        SBR MVP
        • 09-16-05
        • 1191

        #4
        Please tell me this is not true.
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        • obamaismyuncle
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-31-08
          • 17801

          #5
          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
          Some women saw me walking and gave me a jump. I didn't know how to do it. she did it all.

          You put the red on the red, black on the black. Put it on the good battery first, then the bad, etc. Forgot
          it all i think. After about ten seconds I turned and it started and we waived and left.

          reminds me of about ten years ago when i had a flat tire and had to have a woman do that for me too.

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          • tenbas
            SBR Sharp
            • 05-19-10
            • 430

            #6
            that has got to be troll
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            • thecodster
              SBR High Roller
              • 11-09-10
              • 148

              #7
              thats some good stuff
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              • tltaylor89
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-19-09
                • 19610

                #8
                You can give yourself a jump nowanddays stop leaving your lights on.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  When you have a 15 year old car that stuff happens

                  gamblers drive old cars
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                  • Joe Dogs
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-20-09
                    • 1931

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    When you have a 15 year old car that stuff happens

                    gamblers drive old cars



                    Very true
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                    • doublej95
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-26-10
                      • 14094

                      #11
                      wow what a puss
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                      • MBENZ
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-07-07
                        • 5238

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        When you have a 15 year old car that stuff happens

                        gamblers drive old cars

                        Correction JJ,BAD gamblers drive old cars.When are you planning to part company with that 64 rambler?
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                        • thezbar
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-29-06
                          • 6421

                          #13
                          Either the battery is going or the alternator. Get the system checked out.
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                          • newjerseydevils
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-11-08
                            • 3110

                            #14
                            i dont know how to do it either. maybe i should learn
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                            • BeatTheJerk
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 08-19-07
                              • 31794

                              #15
                              Dumbfucks this ain't brain surgery here.
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                              • BeatTheJerk
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 08-19-07
                                • 31794

                                #16
                                That broad probably thought you had a pussyhole.
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                                • crustyme
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-29-10
                                  • 16896

                                  #17
                                  fake story.
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                                  • Waterstpub87
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-09-09
                                    • 4102

                                    #18
                                    I think it was supposed to be a joke and not a true story
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                                    • blackbeSSt
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-06-08
                                      • 9398

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tenbas
                                      that has got to be troll
                                      nah tt is no troll. he might be different and have some whacked out stories, but he's been here long enough he's no troll
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                                      • doublej95
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 01-26-10
                                        • 14094

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by newjerseydevils
                                        i dont know how to do it either. maybe i should learn

                                        either learn it or get AAA
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                                        • ttwarrior1
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 06-23-09
                                          • 28454

                                          #21
                                          how am i supposed to know how if nobody ever shows me or teaches me
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                                          • Tree Rollins
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-16-09
                                            • 3968

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by thezbar
                                            Either the battery is going or the alternator. Get the system checked out.
                                            Or he just left his lights on. I don't know about you, but i start with the simple stuff and work my way up, not the other way around.
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                                            • doublej95
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-26-10
                                              • 14094

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                              how am i supposed to know how if nobody ever shows me or teaches me
                                              umm you can google it
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                                              • robmpink
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-09-07
                                                • 13205

                                                #24
                                                I could jump, but not change a tire.
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                                                • QuantumLeap
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-22-08
                                                  • 6878

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Tomahawk
                                                  My 14 year old cousin can change a flat tire, couse his father tought him and when his mother had a flat tire the 14 year old boy jumped out and changed it.
                                                  When I was 15 I went through Driver's Ed. One of the lessons we learned was how to change a tire. A couple weeks later we saw a lady at our school have a flat so my friend and I changed it for her so we could be sure we really knew how. I'm glad we did because I would have worried if I learned how until I had to change one for real.

                                                  Another time I saw this chick on the side of the road who had a flat so I stopped and changed it for her. She didn't say one word until I was done and then said thanks and drove off. Real cold fish. The least she could have done is talked to me.
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                                                  • BGS 9.5
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-10-08
                                                    • 4628

                                                    #26
                                                    son, how old are you? This is pathetic...
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                                                    • purecarnagge
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-05-07
                                                      • 4843

                                                      #27
                                                      this is what obama's socialist agenda will do for our country...
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                                                      • unusialsusp5
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 04-18-10
                                                        • 4198

                                                        #28
                                                        you should have called that alzheimers person you are allegedly watching. they remember things from yesteryear but can't wait to forget about you because you are a total wuss.
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #29

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                                                          • C-Gold
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-04-10
                                                            • 6808

                                                            #30
                                                            SO YOUR CAR WOULDN'T START ?
                                                            SOME CHICK CAME TO YOUR RESCURE ?
                                                            I SAW A PORNO MOVIE LIKE THAT ONCE
                                                            IT WAS A GOOD ONE
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