SJ Best Bets 11/26 Friday

**VBPro7** · 11-26-10, 10:27 AM

I didnt follow you because i dont know who the hell you are. May try you out today though. Any website? How about any stats for more than one day?

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by VBPro7

I didnt follow you because i dont know who the hell you are. May try you out today though. Any website? How about any stats for more than one day?

Try me out? What the hell do you think I am, the town pump? You mind your manners little mister and just thank god you've stumbled upon the greatest website south of the Rio Grande in SBR. Yeah, I've got a site, so what about it?

All this Tryptophan is making me quite defensive, dontcha think? I'd ask you for points but I can see that would be like asking JJ Gold to give me dating advice.

**VBPro7** · 11-26-10, 12:51 PM

You know i cant follow you anyways cause i have Alabama & Nevada. Almost took Nebraska too, looks like you got a FADE card today

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by VBPro7

You know i cant follow you anyways cause i have Alabama & Nevada. Almost took Nebraska too, looks like you got a FADE card today

No sunshine, you've got the fade card.

**Anunnaki** · 11-26-10, 12:58 PM

What's your record this year MR. TRYPTO"fan"??

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by Anunnaki

What's your record this year MR. TRYPTO"fan"??

Oh my, look what you did there! You spelled fan instead of phan in keeping with the sports theme here at SBR. You are the linguist of the family no doubt. My record this year is "Swinging Johnson, Phallaciously Speaking". Did you get the double entendre there? My record producer said it would work but I'm not so sure as the disc is dropping on Itunes and record stores after the first of the year. Send me points and I will make sure you get a signed copy...please include shipping and handling.

**mike23** · 11-26-10, 01:19 PM

show me the record or site then you'll get a point.

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by mike23

show me the record or site then you'll get a point.

Mike, your generosity knows no bounds. Maybe you haven't gotten the memo but SBR isn't a big fan of....well listen, do this. You put a link to your site in this thread and I will do the same. Tell me how that works out for you.

**rglopez** · 11-26-10, 01:36 PM

Dude, i don't know if you know this or not but you are not very good

**rglopez** · 11-26-10, 01:39 PM

just did a search for swinging johnson sports wow dude you are seriously talented, wink wink

Pro Football 9-10
College Football 12-6-1
College Baskets 2-0
MLB (sides and totals) 0-1
NBA 6-11
NHL 3-0 (+1.35 units)

Total: 32-28-1 (+2.55 Units)

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by rglopez

Dude, i don't know if you know this or not but you are not very good

Well from one genius to another I think that maybe, just maybe that if they or you did a google search of my name and put in the appropriate terms like, oh say, undisputed king of his realm and purveyor of all he surveys or most exalted ruler of everything sports related. Or you could go off the deep end and enter sports handicapper. Whaddya need a friggin map?

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by rglopez

just did a search for swinging johnson sports wow dude you are seriously talented, wink wink

Pro Football 9-10
College Football 12-6-1
College Baskets 2-0
MLB (sides and totals) 0-1
NBA 6-11
NHL 3-0 (+1.35 units)

Total: 32-28-1 (+2.55 Units)

Thanks for the wink, otherwise I wouldn't have known you were dripping with sarcasm. But let me say this. Every play is for one unit and it may not be a gaudy record but it's a winning one and more importantly, it's an honest one. As long as I am + each and every month, I'll take it and so will every other poster on this site. All you gotta do is do better than 53% and you can quit your job...but then again, you're obviously new to this.

**Anunnaki** · 11-26-10, 01:45 PM

Gl genius

**rglopez** · 11-26-10, 01:46 PM

You stink, its you, your goofy voice said you were 3-1 yesterday and miraculously you picked the same games as posted in this thread. Peace out homey

**rglopez** · 11-26-10, 01:51 PM

Not trying to bash you, i know your trying to try....I do like Boise St, but i think you have to cap more than 60 games to consider yourself a professional capper and expect others to follow you

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by rglopez

You stink, its you, your goofy voice said you were 3-1 yesterday and miraculously you picked the same games as posted in this thread. Peace out homey

Ah yeah? Let's take this one step at a time. I was 3-1 and if you don't believe me go to previous podcasts and you can hear for yourself. Number 2 (I shall heretofore think of rglopez every time I utter those words "number two") it's no miracle I picked the same games on my podcast for today that I posted here because...they're my friggin games! What do you want me to do, pick other games for shits and giggles?

I am ecstatic though that I'm finally somebody's homie.

**obamaismyuncle** · 11-26-10, 01:54 PM

folling swinging johnson can be a lot like following Brock Landers, get my drift?

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by rglopez

Not trying to bash you, i know your trying to try....I do like Boise St, but i think you have to cap more than 60 games to consider yourself a professional capper and expect others to follow you

Lopie, I've been capping for over 3 years now. You just haven't heard of me.

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by obamaismyuncle

folling swinging johnson can be a lot like following Brock Landers, get my drift?

And following you is alot like following your uncle. Get mine?

**canepole** · 11-26-10, 02:07 PM

Im following you and I think your great

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by canepole

Im following you and I think your great

Excuse me, SBR, Willie Bee, Bobby Fuk, can we give this man a complimentary gift of some sort? Finally, a man with exquisite taste and an appreciation for the finer things in life, like....me.

Canepole, your name is a bit disturbing as it conjures up images of me as a young Johnson, sitting on Santa's lap only to learn those weren't candy canes he was handing out but I digress. Thank you for your support. Now let's get this Northern Illinois bet in and we can start knocking off the others.

**contra** · 11-26-10, 02:39 PM

The man posted a 67% so far in CF so don't know what is the fuss...

One knocked out, three more to go!

glta,
C.

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by contra

The man posted a 67% so far in CF so don't know what is the fuss...

One knocked out, three more to go!

glta,
C.

Listen to this man, he's not a Contra, he's a Fora. Let's stop da hatin'. Remember kids, a week without prayer makes one weak. I have no idea how this fits, i just had to say it.

**Anunnaki** · 11-26-10, 02:50 PM

where are the plays comprising 67%?? How may plays?? 67% is a heck of a record considering we're at the end of the cfb season. Were any of the plays posted after the game already started as u did w/ ECU in another thread?? Nice call on N. Illinois!!

**Cobra07751** · 11-26-10, 03:12 PM

The Boss had a big play on N ILL today.

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Cobra07751

The Boss had a big play on N ILL today.

Well, you can call me the Boss if you feel that way but I like to think we're all co-workers striving toward an agreeable end.

**Cougar Bait** · 11-26-10, 04:44 PM

I fukking love Swinging Johnson more than my grandmother.

Plus, this guy's got teeth.

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

I fukking love Swinging Johnson more than my grandmother.

Plus, this guy's got teeth.

**Cougar Bait** · 11-26-10, 05:18 PM

Seriously, have any of you no talent hacks ever listened to his podcast?

This guy has talent.

Now go wash your genitals you slow apathetic hooligans.

**Shortstop** · 11-26-10, 07:25 PM

Keep up the great work, Swinger!

I hope you and yours had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

By the way, I'm jealous that you have more trolls than I do!

However, it seems like they're drowning in the shallow end of the talent pool!

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-26-10, 08:03 PM

Shorty baby! Where've you been brother? I think it's time for another shorty shout out!

**VBPro7** · 11-27-10, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

No sunshine, you've got the fade card.

**obamaismyuncle** · 11-27-10, 01:48 AM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

I hope you guys followed me yesterday as I went 3-1 on Thanksgiving. Four college plays today.

Northern Illinois -23.5

Oregon -19.5

Colorado +17

Boise -14