Its my birthday today....

**jjgold** · 11-24-10, 11:52 AM

Happy Birthday

Why have a girl, you should be out fukkin hookers like I do with no committents

Fuk women they are lousy

**Mikail** · 11-24-10, 11:54 AM

Happy Birthday. Tell her it's your day and if she loves and respects you she will allow you to enjoy it as you please. Then ask her for some birthday head!

**itchypickle** · 11-24-10, 11:56 AM

Tell her if she wanted a bigger smile....she should have been blowing you as you opened the gift....it's morning head AND a gift?! Now that's smile worthy!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

**over5.5** · 11-24-10, 11:56 AM

happy bday.

**Rod1010** · 11-24-10, 11:56 AM

fuk her in the ass and make her feel the pain. she'll know whos boss then

**ProfaneReality** · 11-24-10, 11:57 AM

come on guy... if I had a GF who annoyed me enough to where I felt compelled to post about her on a gambling forum...she would be an ex girlfriend

**bradthebloke** · 11-24-10, 12:04 PM

lol, thanks for the happy bdays boys. I plan to cut her lose eventually. im just waiting till our kid gets older and can talk so she can tell the courts, "I wanna be with bradthebloke", so I dont get hit with the child support. everyone gets a bday wish right? oh, shit, that wont work, she didnt get me a cake.

**Christina33** · 11-24-10, 12:04 PM

Happy Birthday

**frizzelli** · 11-24-10, 12:31 PM

I don't trust anything that bleeds once a month and doesn't die.

**Joe Sharp** · 11-24-10, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by ProfaneReality

come on guy... if I had a GF who annoyed me enough to where I felt compelled to post about her on a gambling forum...she would be an ex girlfriend

This

Happy Birthday Bud

**peeteer** · 11-24-10, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by bradthebloke

I didnt "smile" enough when i opened her gift.

It is the same for me in this point....every Christmas and every birthdays, I dont smile enough.

Anyway, happy bday

**milwaukee mike** · 11-24-10, 12:55 PM

i only smile when teams i bet on cover
no other reason to smile

happy birthday

**ProfaneReality** · 11-24-10, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by frizzelli

I don't trust anything that bleeds once a month and doesn't die.

you butchered that joke

**frizzelli** · 11-24-10, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by ProfaneReality

you butchered that joke

Whatever you say cok jaws.

**SHADYLANKY** · 11-24-10, 01:06 PM

happy birthday

I have had a lot of women some GF's some just friends tell me to smile more or whatever. I usually just think if you would shut the fuk up maybe I would or when you leave maybe I will. Most women are too high strung for me to put up with very long.

Enjoy some drinks with your brother and forget about the nag for awhile.

**ProfaneReality** · 11-24-10, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by frizzelli

Whatever you say cok jaws.

The correct line is "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 straight days and doesn't die"

needle dick.

**big0mar** · 11-24-10, 01:13 PM

Its your birthday not hers. Do what you want.

GOD BLESS

**frizzelli** · 11-24-10, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by ProfaneReality

The correct line is "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 straight days and doesn't die"

needle dick.

7 days

Dude you realize thats abnormal right. My wife is 3 days tops, You realize she ain't bleeding from here rag, your wife is obviously fukkin some black dude behind your back thats why she is bleeding for so long. Or she just doesn't want to to fuk you and thats her excuse I don't blame her. 7 days

priceless

**ProfaneReality** · 11-24-10, 01:21 PM

im tellin you what the joke is... that you tried to steal, but butchered

what are you..a ruh-tard?

**frizzelli** · 11-24-10, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by ProfaneReality

im tellin you what the joke is... that you tried to steal, but butchered

what are you..a ruh-tard?

Dude its all good I feel bad for you now, You went your whole life being told by woman their rag lasts 7 days because you are obviously doing something wrong in the bedroom.

I understand now why you are such a miserable dik who has to come on the internet to vent. Just remember its not our fault guy, I feel bad for you man.

**eidolon** · 11-24-10, 01:59 PM

I heard menstruation attracts bears.

**jnickell100** · 11-24-10, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by bradthebloke

i've only been up for an hour and the gf is already bitching at me. I didnt "smile" enough when i opened her gift. Bitch, i just woke up. then she tells me shes not gonna take me out to eat tonight if i go drink at my brothers later tonight. shes on the rag as well. And to top it off, shes 34, not a lil kid. anyone have girls like this? give me a gun.

That sounds all to familiar...Exactly like mine, bitching at everything possible.

**milwaukee mike** · 11-24-10, 02:08 PM

why are some of you having a pissing contest
it's the dude's birthday, just give him best wishes and move on