It is CONFIRMED my girl has her tubes tied

Flying Dutchman · 11-21-10, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Not much else to say. GL out there today boys.

This is good...

...we have way too many Steves out there anyway.

*say hi to 174*

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 10:41 AM

ROFL I will. He is very happy about this news he was threatening to kill me before we found this out.

Flying Dutchman · 11-21-10, 11:09 AM

I guess I only know about 173 & 174...

...are you aware of any more?

Flying Dutchman · 11-21-10, 11:09 AM

I realize that this can be a tricky question....

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 11:14 AM

There was a a 179 but 177 ate him.

jjgold · 11-21-10, 01:50 PM

Steve how do you know??

Shonner · 11-21-10, 01:55 PM

Steve, you're just impotent. You are shooting blanks pal

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Steve how do you know??

I was ******* her hard and getting ready to blow it in her and I had to ask her. She assured me it has been done for quite sometime. Then I discharged, as Illini would say.

jjgold · 11-21-10, 01:59 PM

Ok I hope she is not lying and if so your fukked

I would worry if I were you, girls lie

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 02:00 PM

Yeah I know but she is real cool and honest. it's good man

BIG weight off my shoulders.

jjgold · 11-21-10, 02:03 PM

Stevey send me some nudes

jjgold@gmail.com

I am hard as a fukkin rock reading this thread

7 points in it for you

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 02:11 PM

Haha i am prohibited from doing that. Shame too would be fun but she would find out and since she is a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do she would ruin me.

jjgold · 11-21-10, 02:31 PM

Steve

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 02:34 PM

Lol post edited.

JJ the last time I pissed her off i had a laceration on my face for 10 days as well as marks all over my body.

Yes I like it like that but it is NOT worth it. Sorry bud.

Flying Dutchman · 11-21-10, 07:02 PM

...I've heard of guys being "pussy whipped" but this is a new low...

Cougar Bait · 11-21-10, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Lol post edited.

JJ the last time I pissed her off i had lactation on my face for 10 days as well as marks all over my body.

Yes I like it like that but it is NOT worth it. Sorry bud.

There. I went ahead and fixed that for you.

itchypickle · 11-21-10, 07:10 PM

Hope you're not passing out cigars in 9 months

bobbyfk · 11-21-10, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Stevey send me some nudes

jjgold@gmail.com

I am hard as a fukkin rock reading this thread

7 points in it for you

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 07:20 PM

Solid work fellas

And at the end of the day I get to **** all I want with no worries of little stevies

trixtrix · 11-21-10, 07:56 PM

yea sorry, that was from me last night, i get a bit rough after a drink or two

THE PROFIT · 11-21-10, 08:30 PM

oh, come on Steve, we're talkin' 7 points here

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 09:03 PM

So close to doing it...let me think out loud. Have 1/25th of a pizza...or hmm....

With the way I live 1/25th of a pizza would get me by for roughly 38 seconds.

I pass but I really appreciate the offer.

acarmelo1 · 11-21-10, 09:07 PM

Cool for you dude, now you can do it with out using condoms. My girl can have babies so I have to use a condom.

stevek173 · 11-21-10, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by acarmelo1

Cool for you dude, now you can do it with out using condoms. My girl can have babies so I have to use a condom.

My original point, ty

onlooker · 11-21-10, 09:12 PM

No woman is honest. She just owned you. She will bust you in a few weeks with a positive pregnancy test.

Unless she is over 40 and has a kid or two already, your screwed.

BEANTOWNJIM · 11-21-10, 09:20 PM

HEY STEVIE I WOULDNT WORRY ABOUT LITTLE STEVIES COMING OUT

YOU WOULD BE WORRIED IF LITTLE JEROMES OR TYRONES START COMING OUT

pstaff1989 · 11-22-10, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

HEY STEVIE I WOULDNT WORRY ABOUT LITTLE STEVIES COMING OUT

YOU WOULD BE WORRIED IF LITTLE JEROMES OR TYRONES START COMING OUT

stealthyburrito · 11-22-10, 12:24 AM

sevie very disappointed guey

EmpireMaker · 11-22-10, 01:26 AM

When she tells you she lied, she's pregnant and wants you to marry her, what do you do then?

samdapatriotsfan · 11-22-10, 04:22 AM

Hilarious thread!!! And heed the previous warnings, Girls Lie!!!

stevek173 · 11-22-10, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

HEY STEVIE I WOULDNT WORRY ABOUT LITTLE STEVIES COMING OUT

YOU WOULD BE WORRIED IF LITTLE JEROMES OR TYRONES START COMING OUT

My favorite BTJ post ever. Well done

eonizuka · 11-22-10, 08:13 AM

This is usually info you want to find out before you are about to blow your load because even if she says no and BTW I have aids you prob aren't stopping at that point.

Originally posted by stevek173

I was ******* her hard and getting ready to blow it in her and I had to ask her. She assured me it has been done for quite sometime. Then I discharged, as Illini would say.

stevek173 · 11-22-10, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by eonizuka

This is usually info you want to find out before you are about to blow your load because even if she says no and BTW I have aids you prob aren't stopping at that point.

VERY good point. I am glad it worked out the way it did

stevek173 · 11-22-10, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by EmpireMaker

When she tells you she lied, she's pregnant and wants you to marry her, what do you do then?

Well I'm pretty into her so I would likely say yes, buy her a nice meal at a 5 star restaurant and then **** until one of us passed out.