Funny shit chicks have said to you

[stevek173]

I got this last night - "If you do that I will kick you in the ******* concussion"

This one from this crazy one - "Listen ************ I CAN throw a football well and in case you didn't get the hint, that means I can punch you in the face pretty well too"

Grrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrr

What's a funny one you got lately

It means they are game though -

Me: I will **** your ass so hard you won't shit right for a month"

Her: Promises promises

[pico]

I am pregnant

[Bostongambler]

You know I had an operation, right?

[harlee71]

I got a phone number and it was 555-1212

[JMobile]

"Do you know that girl cause I will kick her ass and then kick yours too."

[stevek173]

I am pregnant

FOK

[stevek173]

You know I had an operation, right?

Shiiiiiiiiiiit

[stevek173]

I got a phone number and it was 555-1212

[stevek173]

"Do you know that girl cause I will kick her ass and then kick yours too."

this sounds like an opening for anal to me, after some other banter