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  • over5.5
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 09-10-10
    • 530

    #1
    what do you wish you did your first trip to vegas?
    first time in vegas this weekend. going to vegas with work, only have gone to reno. were staying at New York New York. Our flight arrives around 6:30 friday night.

    what do you wish you did your first trip to vegas?

    where should i play low limit (10-20 dollar) blackjack? i like playing at tables that have bonuses.

    where should i play max odds craps?

    i like to smoke while im at a table.

    whats your favorite sports book?

    whos got the hookup for weed?

    do we tip the dealers in vegas? any rules or anything i should be aware of?
  • Herky
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 05-09-10
    • 748

    #2
    coke off strippers titties
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    • stealthyburrito
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-12-09
      • 21562

      #3
      there was a lot of things i wish i didn't do my first time in vegas.
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      • ChileCheese
        SBR MVP
        • 11-07-09
        • 1957

        #4
        Careful with the weed bro. Being from Canada... weed is easy to access and the cops really dont care. But when my buddies and I grabbed some Kush, even the hookers warned us we smelt too strong of it, and the cops would hassle us big time if they came near. So when the $50 hookers are giving you a heads up, you know its probably not worth the risk. Just stick with snow.
        Also.. stick to the nicer and newer casinos... better dealers and waitresses and better crowds. I hate being stuck with poor and fat people.
        Oh, and if you are going to play Black Jack... feel free to sit next to an African American Gentleman. Black guys are the shit at BJ tables... always make me laugh.
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        • over5.5
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 09-10-10
          • 530

          #5
          Originally posted by stealthyburrito
          there was a lot of things i wish i didn't do my first time in vegas.
          like....and?
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          • over5.5
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 09-10-10
            • 530

            #6
            Originally posted by ChileCheese
            Careful with the weed bro. Being from Canada... weed is easy to access and the cops really dont care. But when my buddies and I grabbed some Kush, even the hookers warned us we smelt too strong of it, and the cops would hassle us big time if they came near. So when the $50 hookers are giving you a heads up, you know its probably not worth the risk. Just stick with snow.
            Also.. stick to the nicer and newer casinos... better dealers and waitresses and better crowds. I hate being stuck with poor and fat people.
            Oh, and if you are going to play Black Jack... feel free to sit next to an African American Gentleman. Black guys are the shit at BJ tables... always make me laugh.
            been a few yrs since i have done any of the white. if a gram fell in my lap it would be on but, dont see myself hunting down some snow but the more i think about it...

            ill make sure to sit next to black people when i play blackjack. i will do my best to encourage them to play the dont come line and place bets on the number 9 when im at the craps table.
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            • doublej95
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-26-10
              • 14094

              #7
              I should have got a Hooker when I went.
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              • beerman2619
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 12-24-09
                • 7752

                #8
                banged a hooker and instead of losing 5 grand should of bet on Carolina during march madness my first trip down there.
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                • 36mafia
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-08-09
                  • 2389

                  #9
                  never been, but plan on shrooming and maybe recreate the movie fear and loathing in las vegas
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                  • WhiteTigerWoods
                    SBR Rookie
                    • 11-01-10
                    • 26

                    #10
                    Always your daily gambling limit on you and the rest in your room. This has been best advice ever for me. Emotions take over and you lose more on a tilt, if I really wana keep playing, the time it takes to go to room and back gives you a much clearer head. Good luck
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                    • Housemoney
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-17-09
                      • 3912

                      #11
                      "Two chicks at the same time"

                      Not really, but I loved that line. If you're going to get a hooker, why not splurge for two?
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                      • over5.5
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 09-10-10
                        • 530

                        #12
                        im planing on bringing 1000 dollars with me and trying to keep 300 dollars a day limit.

                        but i think im just gona need that 1st hundred.
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                        • Dad
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-26-08
                          • 23245

                          #13
                          Over5.5 are you going alone? With friends? With a girl?
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                          • Brock Landers
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 06-30-08
                            • 45359

                            #14
                            Wished i hadn't gone, love Vegas, but my 1st trip, in Jan 1995 should have been spent in Paris with my GF who was there as an exchange student for the school year in Versailles. I went and popped my cherry in LV instead, bad choice
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                            • over5.5
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 09-10-10
                              • 530

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dad
                              Over5.5 are you going alone? With friends? With a girl?
                              with work

                              my boss and his wife
                              my girlfrend and i
                              female co-worker and husband
                              female co-worker and husband
                              male coworker

                              im pretty good friends with everyone, we all play poker about once a month.

                              love,
                              over5.5
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                              • LostBankroll
                                Restricted User
                                • 02-10-10
                                • 4538

                                #16
                                Dont touch the snow in Vegas. When was the last time Vegas had snow? You could be snorting rat poison who the **** knows. But one thing is for sure, you cant beat some good tree!!! Buy am ounce of some LAUD and smoke away. Hit the Craps and lay the number 10. Walk away a winner.
                                Last edited by LostBankroll; 11-18-10, 04:40 PM.
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                                • southpaw74
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-21-09
                                  • 7104

                                  #17
                                  Win at blackjack and take that money to the craps table. I like bellagio best for blackjack... have $10-15 tables. Hardrock is great late night spot for girl watching and craps/blackjack.
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                                  • over5.5
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 09-10-10
                                    • 530

                                    #18
                                    im unsure what close to New York New York.

                                    i have been told Excalibur and the mgm are close and that all three are owned by the mgm.

                                    ny ny is more high limit and Excalibur would be closer to my limits.
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                                    • compaqDikk
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-08-05
                                      • 5699

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                      Wished i hadn't gone, love Vegas, but my 1st trip, in Jan 1995 should have been spent in Paris with my GF who was there as an exchange student for the school year in Versailles. I went and popped my cherry in LV instead, bad choice
                                      \Borkc???? you dated an extraStrange student? what for?

                                      q: what do you wish you did your first trip to vegas?

                                      anwer: wish i had aimed it on her tiits. stuck with child support payments till 2025
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                                      • Brock Landers
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 06-30-08
                                        • 45359

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                        \Borkc???? you dated an extraStrange student? what for? q: what do you wish you did your first trip to vegas? anwer: wish i had aimed it on her tiits. stuck with child support payments till 2025
                                        no dikk, she was an Illinois student who spent her junior year in Versailles at the University of Illinois equivalent architecture program there.
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                                        • freeVICK
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-21-08
                                          • 7114

                                          #21
                                          wish i didnt go to vegas with my chick. all they do if fcking whine and complain. all i wanna do is gamble and party
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                                          • cobalt king
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-20-08
                                            • 1584

                                            #22
                                            Still haven't been I need way to much to go because I want to play high limit poker and bet sports need like four grand to go for 3 days plus travel expenses it's gonna be a while till I see vegas
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                                            • Killer_Demo
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-15-08
                                              • 8409

                                              #23
                                              just get a room with a balcony so u can smoke and blow it out in the breeze
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                                              • raidersfan
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-13-07
                                                • 1647

                                                #24
                                                Play Craps at Casino Royale, they have max odds on craps ranging from 5x to believe 50x odds.
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                                                • InTheDrink
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-23-09
                                                  • 23983

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Housemoney
                                                  "Two chicks at the same time" Not really, but I loved that line. If you're going to get a hooker, why not splurge for two?
                                                  holy shit that's brilliant!
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                                                  • C-Gold
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-04-10
                                                    • 6808

                                                    #26
                                                    I like to party at the Palms but honestly everywhere save for the cheaper hotels
                                                    Gamble table games at Caesars where they have chicks in cages ( but admittedly not the best odds)
                                                    Pool at the hotel or go to Tau pool for free
                                                    Find emotionally unstable people and gamble at their table
                                                    Hang out at the sports books a long time, watch games, have fun, drink free drinks
                                                    They used to have beer pong at Harrahs
                                                    cheap food at Chipotle or Subway if you don't want to spend money on a meal
                                                    Isla @ Ti for fantastic Mexican food for a very fair price
                                                    Don't walk down the strip past the Wynn towards the Stat, it's ghetto
                                                    Do a grand canyon bus tour if time permits
                                                    Pregame in your room if you want to get hammered, pregame while you gamble for free drinks
                                                    Hotter chicks are in the classier hotels
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                                                    • philswin
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-18-07
                                                      • 1279

                                                      #27
                                                      Sapphires for Monday Night Football
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                                                      • Shelton
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 01-06-10
                                                        • 400

                                                        #28
                                                        get laid for cheaper than i did
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                                                        • mathdotcom
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-24-08
                                                          • 11689

                                                          #29
                                                          Wish I had joined the Profit and Lioneye in Lioneye's Nugget room and done some yayo

                                                          Instead lost a few dimes at blackjack
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                                                          • obamaismyuncle
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-31-08
                                                            • 17801

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by C-Gold
                                                            I like to party at the Palms but honestly everywhere save for the cheaper hotels
                                                            Gamble table games at Caesars where they have chicks in cages ( but admittedly not the best odds)
                                                            Pool at the hotel or go to Tau pool for free
                                                            Find emotionally unstable people and gamble at their table
                                                            Hang out at the sports books a long time, watch games, have fun, drink free drinks
                                                            They used to have beer pong at Harrahs
                                                            cheap food at Chipotle or Subway if you don't want to spend money on a meal
                                                            Isla @ Ti for fantastic Mexican food for a very fair price
                                                            Don't walk down the strip past the Wynn towards the Stat, it's ghetto
                                                            Do a grand canyon bus tour if time permits
                                                            Pregame in your room if you want to get hammered, pregame while you gamble for free drinks
                                                            Hotter chicks are in the classier hotels
                                                            lol, very true
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