Crap you don't put on a resume...

[BatemanPatrickl]

Saw someone list babysitting skills. Another guy listed taping street hockey games as a skill.

[Grind-It-Out]

Never seen anything that bad on a resume, but one guy showed some serious balls on our entrance exam. We asked all the interviewees to comment their code really well. At the end, he writes:

//13th amendment
free(slave);