Any Tips on Becoming a LOCK expert?

[ChileCheese]

I want to become a tout I think. Someone once told me you can do anything if you really put your mind to it.
Anyhow, I do not know how to pick LOCKS of the year, century, or Millennium.

IF anyone has any tips on how to pick said LOCKS, please do let me know.

[ssk13809]

Tail ssk13809's locks


And you're there

[SCRAGGS]

this thread will get funny real soon...............

[EaglesPhan36]

Talk about yourself in the third person. Always say "WE" like this pick even though everyone knows you haven't been around another human being in at least 48 hours and haven't been a "WE" since you were in your mother's womb. Most importantly, make sure you make your own thread about locks to complete your need to feel self important and then no matter how big a punk bitch fukk up you are, always defend your record by saying your locks hit at an obscene percentage and pay some nerd at Kinkos to work up a fake graphic for you to show this. All of this + remember no one loves you. Then and only then can you be a LOCK expert. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[ChileCheese]

This "We" proposition you speak of make total sense.
Thread after thread there is this sense of group thought. But I do get a feeling to be able to pick Locks, one must be a loser unto himself.

[big0mar]

How to become a tout:

• Create 3-5 different accounts (at different sites)
• Create threads on each of those accounts, claiming how you've been hitting 70% of your plays
• Once people accuse you of lying, or being a tout, immediately refer to them as "haters" and tell them to "wait and see how my plays do"
• Between the 3-5 accounts you've created, provide plays on all sides. Essentially fade yourself. This will guarantee that of all the accounts you've created, that one will have a big week.
• Once you hit big on one account, wait for everyone to call you out, then repeatedly refer to them as "haters" and say you are too profitable to put up with their "hating".
• Tell everyone you are leaving, and if they still want your picks, to PM you
• Once they PM you, get an email address. Email them and request money for your picks.

[B1GER1C828]

Talk about yourself in the third person. Always say "WE" like this pick even though everyone knows you haven't been around another human being in at least 48 hours and haven't been a "WE" since you were in your mother's womb. Most importantly, make sure you make your own thread about locks to complete your need to feel self important and then no matter how big a punk bitch fukk up you are, always defend your record by saying your locks hit at an obscene percentage and pay some nerd at Kinkos to work up a fake graphic for you to show this. All of this + remember no one loves you. Then and only then can you be a LOCK expert. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

exactly...for instance..if you have plays you call "we are on" plays...your probably a tool.

Ya do wat SSK does...best 1 game a week with his starting 80 dollar bankroll(admitted by him) and in no time you should own half of texas.