Amazing how all the women in my office get PMS at the same time

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  • Reload
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-23-08
    • 12249

    #1
    Amazing how all the women in my office get PMS at the same time
    It's like their brains must send signals to each other while sleeping to have it this coordinated.

  • harlee71
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-02-09
    • 7202

    #2
    The smell must be insane.
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    • twoods215
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 09-10-08
      • 699

      #3
      I bet they wreak havoc on the plumbing.
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      • blackbeSSt
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-06-08
        • 9398

        #4
        this always happens dude. i kid you not every place i've work all the women are on the rag at the same time. its like their bodies are in sync together.
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        • JerseyLove
          SBR MVP
          • 02-15-10
          • 2183

          #5
          Hahah PMS is gods way at getting back at us men@
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          • SCRAGGS
            SBR MVP
            • 05-21-09
            • 1969

            #6
            Think about this for a minute.

            PMS is Premenstrual syndrome can happen 1 week before Menstruation.
            The you have Menstruation the, peroid, last up to a week
            Then you have Post Mestrual syndrom can last up to a week.

            My point is their is only one week a month 12 weeks a year the women are not
            crazy with all this shit.

            Women can't live with them, can't kill them
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            • rfr3sh
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-07-09
              • 10229

              #7
              I.swear this shit is contageous man my gf lives with.6 other female roommates
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              • Bluehorseshoe
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-13-06
                • 14998

                #8
                It is amazing how timed they are to one another. My friend would be fighting with his GF the same time I was fighting with mine and it turned out they had the same cycle.

                I broke up with my last GF because she was trying to fight with me while I was on the phone talking to someone. I asked her if she was getting her period and she told me "None of your business and yes I am having my period."
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                • CarpeDime
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-01-09
                  • 7873

                  #9
                  I'm pretty sure that actually biologically this has been proven to be true, women who spend a lot of time together, at work or at home, actually do start to have their womanly cycles match up with each other.

                  Maybe someone can find the studies.

                  Pretty weird, right? There pussies I guess send out vapors or signals somehow, like ferimoans or whoremoans or whatever they are, and I guess they just float through the air somehow and get into the pussies of the other women around, and so they all start having there womanly ups and downs all together.

                  So yeah when they get in bad moods, it happens together. And when they get in "WOO-HOO LET'S DO SHOTS BAYBEE!" moods, it happens all at once. And all of there other moods as well.

                  That's probably why the vapors from pussies stink so bad. Because they have lots of signals in them to communicate with other pussies, for some evolutionary reason.
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                  • The Seer
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-29-07
                    • 10641

                    #10
                    It's been scientifically proven that women in the same office naturally sync up their menstral cycles with the dominant female.
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82781

                      #11
                      Work from home instead.
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                      • zam77
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-03-10
                        • 3586

                        #12
                        Originally posted by harlee71
                        The smell must be insane.
                        I literally almost barfed in my mouth. Nasty.
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                        • crustyme
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-29-10
                          • 16896

                          #13
                          how do you know its pms.

                          maybe they just dont like you.
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                          • ronaldo922
                            Restricted User
                            • 12-06-09
                            • 292

                            #14
                            yup tup
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                            • mr. leisure
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-29-08
                              • 17507

                              #15
                              It`s definitely contagious
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                              • Ryangene
                                Restricted User
                                • 12-04-08
                                • 3381

                                #16
                                When that crap happens its time to take a day off.
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                                • chilidog
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-05-09
                                  • 10305

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by crustyme
                                  how do you know its pms.

                                  maybe they just dont like you.
                                  LOL!
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                                  • kiln
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 08-29-10
                                    • 830

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JerseyLove
                                    Hahah PMS is gods way at getting back at us men@
                                    Shitstain cheats and stiffs like you are God's way of getting back at us honest people.
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                                    • thechaoz
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-23-09
                                      • 12154

                                      #19
                                      I have gotten many gf's in the past (ex fiance/ex wife) to admit that PMS really is an excuse to be able to fire away at men. Most say it's just a "little annoying" but doesn't mentally overload their brains with rage as they say.

                                      That being said, there are obv difference in all people so it may affect some more then others, but in general it is a big excuse to blast away at all the shit you did for the month that pissed her off. I can't even tell, other then obv biological signs, that my gf is at that time of the month. She is a little more tired at the end of the day and more apt to just do something at home but otherwise you wouldn't know.
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                                      • Marigold HD
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-03-07
                                        • 5053

                                        #20
                                        True about the above post. I just got reemed out for 1 month of wrong doings last night. She saved it for all at once.
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                                        • chilidog
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-05-09
                                          • 10305

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Marigold HD
                                          True about the above post. I just got reemed out for 1 month of wrong doings last night. She saved it for all at once.
                                          So walk away and ignore her. My wife doesn't pull that shit - it's too childish. If I do something wrong, then she can bitch at me within a day of finding out. Otherwise, nope, it's gone. And when she says "nothing's wrong", then I say okay, and walk away. She's learned to quit playing the games with me, and I'll listen to her, as long as she's adult about it. If women want to act like children, then treat them like children.
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                                          • Donkwin47
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 03-12-10
                                            • 2851

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by chilidog
                                            So walk away and ignore her. My wife doesn't pull that shit - it's too childish. If I do something wrong, then she can bitch at me within a day of finding out. Otherwise, nope, it's gone. And when she says "nothing's wrong", then I say okay, and walk away. She's learned to quit playing the games with me, and I'll listen to her, as long as she's adult about it. If women want to act like children, then treat them like children.


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                                            • rem sleep
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 10-04-10
                                              • 1238

                                              #23
                                              i have a chick at my work thats mormon and it always seems like she pmsing
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                                              • Shelton
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 01-06-10
                                                • 400

                                                #24
                                                NEVER trust nothing that bleeds for 7 days and lives to talk about it
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                                                • 20Four7
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 04-08-07
                                                  • 6703

                                                  #25
                                                  Reload women who work in close proximity to each other all start cycling together. It's a well known fact...... There's truth to the phrase the bitches are cycling....
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                                                  • seaborneq
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-08-06
                                                    • 22556

                                                    #26
                                                    Nature.......enough said.
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                                                    • BadNina
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-27-07
                                                      • 10491

                                                      #27
                                                      What a bunch of male chauvenist asses. Although it is very true that women in close proximity with each other will adjust to the same cycle.

                                                      Idiots....each one of you.
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                                                      • WeinketoWarrick
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 05-30-09
                                                        • 1698

                                                        #28
                                                        The women I work with are usually just bitches all days of the month.
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                                                        • Sam Odom
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-30-05
                                                          • 58063

                                                          #29
                                                          i used to raise hound dogs (beagles) all the bitches would go into heat at the same time
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                                                          • Reload
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-23-08
                                                            • 12249

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BadNina
                                                            What a bunch of male chauvenist asses. Although it is very true that women in close proximity with each other will adjust to the same cycle.

                                                            Idiots....each one of you.
                                                            I knew it wouldn't take long for SBR's resident PMS expert to chime in on this one!
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                                                            • Reload
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-23-08
                                                              • 12249

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by WeinketoWarrick
                                                              The women I work with are usually just bitches all days of the month.
                                                              I'm starting to think the ones in my office have their cycle reversed, Weinke. The PMS is lasting 28 days of the month and goes away for about three - with that three falling mostly on a weekend.

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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                I do not date women for this reason

                                                                Moody/Overweight/Cheap
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                                                                • Bluehorseshoe
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 07-13-06
                                                                  • 14998

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BadNina
                                                                  What a bunch of male chauvenist asses. Although it is very true that women in close proximity with each other will adjust to the same cycle. Idiots....each one of you.

                                                                  Calm down. Let me guess.......Is it that time of the month????
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                                                                  • shari91
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 02-23-10
                                                                    • 32661

                                                                    #34
                                                                    1. Synced cycles is a proven phenomenon.
                                                                    2. Don't ever ask a woman if she's Pms'ing-you may get stabbed.
                                                                    3. Please just try to be patient with us. Most normal chicks know deep down when they're acting like a horrific beast. Unfortunately hormones are often more powerful than logic. Just wait until you're dealing with a pregnant woman.
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                                                                    • chilidog
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 04-05-09
                                                                      • 10305

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by shari91
                                                                      Just wait until you're dealing with a pregnant woman.
                                                                      Holy crap, so true. My wife is at 12 weeks now, and yah, I wasn't expecting it to be like this, heh. It's not bad or anything, she's just incredibly needy/clingy right now. I guess I would be too if my body were going through those changes.
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