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  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #1
    Major drama at local watering hole........%$%@%$$$%
    Watching GB game and as Matthews makes sack I turn around and pump my fist in jubilation, in doing so, directly behind me is a 254 lb woman in sandals and I accidently step on her foot.......she winces in minor pain to nearby table and I tell her that I'm so sorry repeatedly.


    Ten to fifteen minutes later she comes over to me and wants me to
    pay her $40 because I ruined her new manicure....................I proceed to tell her that I think she can just go back to nail salon and they will do again for free. That did not set well with her she goes off the handle on me and then begins to get on phone and starts to describe what it is I'm wearing to who knows who.

    I decide to pay bill and scamper.
  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #2

    Give her a $10 MatchPlay coupon and drift away
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    • acarmelo1
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-29-09
      • 6321

      #3
      LOOOL LOOOL
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      • Rio DiNero
        SBR MVP
        • 11-03-08
        • 2010

        #4
        I would be on the look out for her 254+ pound husband.
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        • Doc JS
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-15-06
          • 6885

          #5
          if she's 254, how did she see her toes to know you had messed up her pedicure???

          Doc
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          • bobbyfk
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-19-09
            • 15218

            #6
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            • Fishhead
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-11-05
              • 40179

              #7
              Bobby, this is not funny.
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              • SlickFazzer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-08
                • 20209

                #8
                I would probably lay low for a few hours FH. Be safe.
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                • DwightShrute
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 01-17-09
                  • 103315

                  #9


                  and you still managed to post! impressive!
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DwightShrute


                    and you still managed to post! impressive!

                    Came directly home ............may not leave house for 73 hours.
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                    • SlickFazzer
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-22-08
                      • 20209

                      #11
                      FH: DO NOT answer the door tonight for anyone.
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                      • DwightShrute
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 01-17-09
                        • 103315

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fishhead
                        Came directly home ............may not leave house for 73 hours.
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                        • obamaismyuncle
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-31-08
                          • 17801

                          #13
                          Tell her to fly a kite..but you probably should have offered something first.
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                          • BestPlay2day
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-25-08
                            • 5794

                            #14
                            Don't mess with a fatty, smart move getting out of there.
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                            • JW Cash
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-31-08
                              • 4453

                              #15
                              Those big fat women are to be feared........what is someone that fat doing
                              with a manicure anyway...
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                              • DrunkHorseplayer
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 05-15-10
                                • 7719

                                #16
                                Shouldn't have given her a dime.
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                                • Sam Odom
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-30-05
                                  • 58063

                                  #17
                                  i like big wimen
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                                  • fury
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 02-20-10
                                    • 1651

                                    #18
                                    Should've bought her a bucket of chicken, cheaper and she'd be happier.
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                                    • Snowball
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 11-15-09
                                      • 30057

                                      #19
                                      all you had to do was buy her a drink
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                                      • Fishhead
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 08-11-05
                                        • 40179

                                        #20
                                        The question is why was she directly behind me...........
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                                        • itchypickle
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-05-09
                                          • 21452

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Fishhead
                                          The question is why was she directly behind me...........

                                          She was waiting for you to look away and was about to steal your food
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                                          • Chel
                                            SBR Hustler
                                            • 03-25-09
                                            • 55

                                            #22
                                            The question is was this really a woman .. a woman would know a "manicure" is for hands and fingernails... if you stepped on her foot ... then you ruined her "pedicure" .. a woman would know the difference in words
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                                            • Fishhead
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 08-11-05
                                              • 40179

                                              #23
                                              The whole incident was embarrassing...............ruined my day.
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                                              • Sam Odom
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-30-05
                                                • 58063

                                                #24
                                                could get worse
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                                                • Fishhead
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 08-11-05
                                                  • 40179

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                  could get worse
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                                                  • mathdotcom
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-24-08
                                                    • 11689

                                                    #26
                                                    Fish

                                                    Get your passport RUSHED

                                                    We are going on a trip
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                                                    • hugh_morris
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-17-09
                                                      • 2039

                                                      #27
                                                      you should have told her you were helping her out...all you were doing was flattening her feet out so they could hold that wooly mammoth frame up....and further more, anymore flack and you are going to have to charge her a fee for helping her out...now stop breathin' down my neck ya' wild yeti....that should do it....out..
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                                                      • yisman
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-01-08
                                                        • 75682

                                                        #28
                                                        Dude in drag for Halloween.

                                                        Did not really have their toes done, but "she" figured it was a good way to try to hit you up for cash.

                                                        Should've just given "her" some tips on how you can often find good meals in dumpsters, and about how you can beat slots and get drink tickets for doing it.
                                                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                        [/quote]

                                                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                        • Fishhead
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 08-11-05
                                                          • 40179

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by yisman
                                                          Dude in drag for Halloween.

                                                          Did not really have their toes done, but "she" figured it was a good way to try to hit you up for cash.

                                                          Should've just given "her" some tips on how you can often find good meals in dumpsters, and about how you can beat slots and get drink tickets for doing it.
                                                          Good points Yiser
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                                                          • SlickFazzer
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-22-08
                                                            • 20209

                                                            #30
                                                            Fishhead i WOULD NOT leave the house for at least 71 hours if i was you. no way.
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                                                            • Fishhead
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 08-11-05
                                                              • 40179

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                                                              Fishhead i WOULD NOT leave the house for at least 71 hours if i was you. no way.

                                                              Not

                                                              Headed out of town for 2 days.
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                                                              • SlickFazzer
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-22-08
                                                                • 20209

                                                                #32
                                                                thank god. we need you here at sbrforum.com and sbrlines.com fishhead.
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                                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                                  • 18772

                                                                  #33
                                                                  A woman trying to scam you out of money? Has to be the wife of Brock Landers.
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                                                                  • fsugolf
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 07-17-09
                                                                    • 6194

                                                                    #34
                                                                    time for a "vacation"
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                                                                    • Fishhead
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 08-11-05
                                                                      • 40179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Incredible
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