When did avocados become the hip thing?

[daneblazer]

Since when did people start getting turned down from parties for not bringing avocados? What if you brought avocados but they weren't Haas avocados? How could you even tell the difference? I don't think I'd be slamming the door in John Lynch's face either. John is pretty persistent too. I wouldn't want to come to your lame ass avocado party regardless of how hot you are. Tired of this avocado revolution on TV every Saturday.

[rem sleep]

avocados are good for you

[THE PROFIT]

Since when did people start getting turned down from parties for not bringing avocados? What if you brought avocados but they weren't Haas avocados? How could you even tell the difference? I don't think I'd be slamming the door in John Lynch's face either. John is pretty persistent too. I wouldn't want to come to your lame ass avocado party regardless of how hot you are. Tired of this avocado revolution on TV every Saturday.

Haas is paying good money to make sure the revolution is televised

[THE PROFIT]

By the way, it became hip when little brown Mexican babies starting fallin' outta wombs at a 3:1 pace of little white babies.

Get to fukin you anglo-saxon muthafukers!!!!

[OmgUrMom]

watttttttttttttt??????

[THE PROFIT]

watttttttttttttt??????

havent you seen the HAAS avocado commercials?

[brooks85]

mm i love em.

[THE PROFIT]

I do too. I make some mean guacamole

[buztah]

Ohhh reminds me of this time we were at warehouse throwing dice and Texan fellow joined us. Suggested we toss quarters against wall instead (closest quarter to wall wins pot). Boys, I have been throwing toonies for years with stevedores on docks. It is classic way to phuck the man while he pays you $50 an hour to drive forklift. Phuck the freight. Let the curry stench-ed Indians do that degrading work!

Anyway, we phuck around with this shit for a few hours, drink some rum and things turn a lil hot. Boys, nothing is as sexual when it cums to libations as rum. So this new guy just takes his kok out and starts walking around with it all hard n shit. Yeh! Tells us he will pay a man $400 if somebody would "pit" him. We asked wtf that meant and he said in Texas when a guy says he wants you to pit him you take pit from avocado or peach and put in in his asshole.

Then you wager on time for said pit to melt. Boys, i thought no phuckin way a man's ass can melt an avocado pit but I swear to phucking Allah that shit melted and cream-pied out in a dark green and gray sludge in under 18 minutes. It was unphuckenreal. When one of guys who was bi saw that lubed azz, he could not resist and just bent feller over forklift gas tank and wrecked him.

[MadTiger]

Avocados have that healthy fat. Keep up, fools.

[capitalist pig]

Dont know about them being hip, but Ive seen them at parties for 30 years, JMO.

later

[HotStreak]

Fukin media will jam anything down our throats. It's usually just fast food and beer. You'll know the advocate market has peaked when the fuks on Jersey Shore start putting it on there pizzas.

[daneblazer]

Ohhh reminds me of this time we were at warehouse throwing dice and Texan fellow joined us. Suggested we toss quarters against wall instead (closest quarter to wall wins pot). Boys, I have been throwing toonies for years with stevedores on docks. It is classic way to phuck the man while he pays you $50 an hour to drive forklift. Phuck the freight. Let the curry stench-ed Indians do that degrading work!

Anyway, we phuck around with this shit for a few hours, drink some rum and things turn a lil hot. Boys, nothing is as sexual when it cums to libations as rum. So this new guy just takes his kok out and starts walking around with it all hard n shit. Yeh! Tells us he will pay a man $400 if somebody would "pit" him. We asked wtf that meant and he said in Texas when a guy says he wants you to pit him you take pit from avocado or peach and put in in his asshole.

Then you wager on time for said pit to melt. Boys, i thought no phuckin way a man's ass can melt an avocado pit but I swear to phucking Allah that shit melted and cream-pied out in a dark green and gray sludge in under 18 minutes. It was unphuckenreal. When one of guys who was bi saw that lubed azz, he could not resist and just bent feller over forklift gas tank and wrecked him.

wtf

[Boner_18]

Yeah the farmers or growers association or something has been pushing them really hard lately.

[beach nut]

They are promoting the hell out of avocados these days. Almost every game I watch has at least one Haas commercial.

[buztah]

wtf

DB, next time you are in Texas and someone asks you if you are into avocados, think twice before you speak.

[THE PROFIT]

guys they are not promoting shit, HAAS is buying advertising, they grow & sell avocados.

If tampax wanted to pay to advertise to men who watch football we would see tampon commercials during the game, but ya gotta know your customer

[buztah]

Dont know about them being hip, but Ive seen them at parties for 30 years, JMO.

later

Insanely popular, so Plommer tells me, at Blue Oyster Cult gatherings. Plommer, confirm. Confirm.

[WvGambler]

I have never once tasted an avocado. Couldnt tell ya what they taste like.