How do they paint the yellow stripe on the field so fast?

**Doug** · 11-04-07, 10:51 PM

How do they do this ?

**Doug** · 11-04-07, 10:52 PM

bad link, the designs on a baseball field.

**curious** · 11-04-07, 10:58 PM

WOW, Alien spacecraft landing instructions just like the crop circles. The MLB is part of the UFO conspiracy? Way to crack that one Doug!!

**BAUS** · 11-05-07, 01:21 AM

A better question might be: How do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?

BAUS

**InTheHole** · 11-27-08, 01:13 PM

Bump

**smitch124** · 11-27-08, 01:17 PM

They go through gallons and gallons of paint thinner, it must stink near the field...

**pavyracer** · 01-22-11, 02:30 PM

bump

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 01-22-11, 02:35 PM

Funny thing is most SBR posters are so young that they never even seen a game without the yellow stripes.

**Stallion** · 01-22-11, 02:37 PM

Is this thread still being taken as serious??

**Brewers in 7** · 01-22-11, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Funny thing is most SBR posters are so young that they never even seen a game without the yellow stripes.

i was thinking that last week, about how nerve racking it was whenever theyd measure for a 1st down, now you pretty much know before the chains come out

**Extra Innings** · 01-22-11, 03:22 PM

**jagaf22** · 01-22-11, 03:23 PM

It never get's old!

**Extra Innings** · 01-22-11, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Doug

How do they do this ?

with a lawn mower

**BeatTheJerk** · 01-22-11, 03:53 PM

He wasn't serious right ?

**Brick** · 01-22-11, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by Extra Innings

with a lawn mower

and a roller

**Full Time Hobo** · 01-22-11, 04:36 PM

Bigfoot does it

**captrobey** · 01-22-11, 05:17 PM

You are joking right curious.What a stupid question but i will answer it anyway. Gnomes . They hire Gnomes which they pay in terantite cupcakes. Gnomes enjoy them immensely as everyone knows. They are fast as all hell and they can run onto the field and paint the lines in under 2 seconds. Also ,to erase the lines they possess the ability to erase paint with their magical urine. So they have two of them run from opposite sides of the field and they wee away the lines meeting in the middle.
Cannot believe you did not know this.

**onetrickpony** · 01-22-11, 05:23 PM

he just mindfuked me

serious or not?

i had this bitch ask me a question like this, but she stopped after i told her how the line got there

**mikejamm** · 01-22-11, 05:25 PM

It's magic! All things are possible with magic! (Insert tripy Doug Henning impression here)!

Now, will someone magically spot me 20 points so I can play poker tonight?

**Hotdiggity11** · 01-22-11, 05:31 PM

**3PtShooter** · 01-22-11, 06:54 PM

there is a story out there in forum land about a fellow that went to his 1st NFL game and asked where was the yellow line for the 1st downs. was a true story as well

**jagaf22** · 01-22-11, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by captrobey

Gnomes . They hire Gnomes which they pay in terantite cupcakes. Gnomes enjoy them immensely as everyone knows.

Gnomes are you sure...I heard from a reliable source it was minions!