Shakira is facing 8 years in prison

**unde0087** · 07-31-22, 02:13 PM

She will shake that ass for the judge and it will all go away

**jjgold** · 07-31-22, 02:13 PM

Never heard of her

Who is she?

**stevek173** · 07-31-22, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

She will shake that ass for the judge and it will all go away

Lol I guess that's what she's thinking.

They offered her a plea deal and she said f that.

**unde0087** · 07-31-22, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Lol I guess that's what she's thinking.

They offered her a plea deal and she said f that.

Well she must know something we don't, if the feds are bringing charges against you, especially if you are famous, they got you. Especially if it is the IRS agents. They wouldn't bring charges, when they know it will be all over the news, if they didn't have you buried.

**stevek173** · 07-31-22, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Never heard of her

Who is she?

**stevek173** · 07-31-22, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

Well she must know something we don't, if the feds are bringing charges against you, especially if you are famous, they got you. Especially if it is the IRS agents. They wouldn't bring charges, when they know it will be all over the news, if they didn't have you buried.

Right?

She must have some angle. Her hips don't lie.

**d2bets** · 07-31-22, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

Well she must know something we don't, if the feds are bringing charges against you, especially if you are famous, they got you. Especially if it is the IRS agents. They wouldn't bring charges, when they know it will be all over the news, if they didn't have you buried.

This is in Spain.

**unde0087** · 07-31-22, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by d2bets

This is in Spain.

No difference, fed agents aren't putting out charges if they don't have it locked up.

**d2bets** · 07-31-22, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

No difference, fed agents aren't putting out charges if they don't have it locked up.

OK, but you said IRS agents. No idea how it all works in Spain, but it ain't the IRS.

**unde0087** · 07-31-22, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by d2bets

OK, but you said IRS agents. No idea how it all works in Spain, but it ain't the IRS.

Ya, you are right. Just making the point that no agency is going to put that out without knowing they had the bitch. She will probably pay some money but they aren't stupid.

**d2bets** · 07-31-22, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

Ya, you are right. Just making the point that no agency is going to put that out without knowing they had the bitch. She will probably pay some money but they aren't stupid.

Yeah, probably just looking for cash.

**stevenash** · 07-31-22, 02:47 PM

I'm not an attorney, don't even pretend to be, I just read some of the details regarding this story out of curiosity.
To me there seems to be a lot grey area, and wiggle room.

With a good attorney she should walk away from this, but it'll be costly, but I see no jail time here.

**unde0087** · 07-31-22, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

I'm not an attorney, don't even pretend to be, I just read some of the details regarding this story out of curiosity.
To me there seems to be a lot grey area, and wiggle room.

With a good attorney she should walk away from this, but it'll be costly, but I see no jail time here.

They have something on her that isn't out there for sure.

**stevek173** · 07-31-22, 03:00 PM

We'll see if those hips lie when she's takin the broomstick late night from her Espanol cellie

**jjgold** · 07-31-22, 03:02 PM

Nothing will
Happen

**The Kraken** · 07-31-22, 03:08 PM

Damn

We got political experts, economy phd's, md's, virologists, foreign policy experts, war generals, and foreign law experts posting here now

Truly a special place for special people

90% here know 100% about everything

**funnyb25** · 07-31-22, 03:09 PM

Well, when you open foreign offshore bank accounts to hide the source and origin of income and get found out about, what defense is there?

**funnyb25** · 07-31-22, 03:10 PM

Need pepperonimoronimoreno for this one

**Mike Huntertz** · 07-31-22, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by d2bets

This is in Spain.

The bribe capital of Europe, she'll be fine.

**theboss4018** · 07-31-22, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

I'm not an attorney, don't even pretend to be, I just read some of the details regarding this story out of curiosity.
To me there seems to be a lot grey area, and wiggle room.

With a good attorney she should walk away from this, but it'll be costly, but I see no jail time here.

^ this.. Nash is Sharp!

**unde0087** · 07-31-22, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Need pepperonimoronimoreno for this one

go to see you are alive stranger, you forget what a phone is?

**slayer14** · 07-31-22, 03:30 PM

surely not

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 07-31-22, 03:36 PM

I'll say she doesn't spend a day in prison. Way this thing plays out is...hefty fine, walk away.

**stevenash** · 07-31-22, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Damn

We got political experts, economy phd's, md's, virologists, foreign policy experts, war generals, and foreign law experts posting here now

Truly a special place for special people

90% here know 100% about everything

I know 100 percent about nothing, I'm just an idiot.
That's why I qualify my statements with "I'm not an attorney..."Don't pretend to be..."it appears to me..."
See? by using those qualifiers I'm already establishing that I'm an idiot.

Now that we have established that I am an idiot, correct me if I am wrong, but the essence of these types of boards is topic discussion, no?
And without our trusty members chiming in with their two cents, regardless of their IQ score, SBR forum as we know it would cease to exist .

See? Maybe I'm selling myself short and I am not such an idiot.

So Mr. Kraken, what would you rather have, members like you with the genius level brain, I bet there aren't many of those, or us idiots that keep the traffic flowing here?

**slayer14** · 07-31-22, 03:53 PM

**stevek173** · 07-31-22, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by slayer14

surely not

Oh man the car too?!

Bitch is COLD!

**slayer14** · 07-31-22, 04:05 PM

if boris becker can go down maybe anything is possible, even though we dont want to see shakira get hurt

**stevek173** · 07-31-22, 04:15 PM

I had no idea Boris Becker went down so hard!

DAYUM!

**stevenash** · 07-31-22, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by slayer14

if boris becker can go down maybe anything is possible, even though we dont want to see shakira get hurt

And yet Roman Polanski continues to draw breath as a free man.

**dlowilly** · 07-31-22, 05:30 PM

Spanish treasury is much more aggressive than the irs in the USA or many other countries. I think their prosecutorial record for all of these tax evasion cases is like 50% which is pretty low I think.

I think they are claiming since she lived there for awhile with her boyfriend Pique that she owes them taxes on her global income or something.

**stevenash** · 07-31-22, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Spanish treasury is much more aggressive than the irs in the USA or many other countries. I think their prosecutorial record for all of these tax evasion cases is like 50% which is pretty low I think.

I think they are claiming since she lived there for awhile with her boyfriend Pique that she owes them taxes on her global income or something.

One big problem with the IRS is they are understaffed now, and a percentage of them aren't really 100 percent qualified to do the job.

**pologq** · 07-31-22, 06:29 PM

id love to see shakira in some jailhouse lesbian action or banging the judge to lessen her punishment.

**TheMoneyShot** · 07-31-22, 06:44 PM

I don't understand why celebrities try to evade taxes?? You MF'ers are rich.... pay the Piper. Stop being a bit##

Feds automatically look for celebs first... you can't hide from them.

**texhooper** · 07-31-22, 06:56 PM

Society at large will not allow such a fine looking woman to go to jail. She will be free, mark my words