I got job interview

**lonegambler23** · 10-11-21, 02:11 PM

dont show up drunk

**beantown34** · 10-11-21, 02:11 PM

dont act fem

**firedawg** · 10-11-21, 02:11 PM

suck harder

**magpie878** · 10-11-21, 02:13 PM

I'm guessing it's not for an English teacher

**KiDBaZkiT** · 10-11-21, 02:14 PM

I’ve never not been offered a job after an interview. Not one time. Dress sharp. Make eye contact the entire time. Pretend you are in a fantastic mood. If they ask if you ever had a bad manager or anything like that say “I’m pretty lucky I’ve always had good managers” never say anything negative or even slightly negative about last jobs, bosses, or companies you had in the past. If they ask “Do you have any questions for me?” Make sure you have at least a couple. If they ask what happened with your previous job you gotta getGeorge Constanza style and make up something that was circumstantial. May I ask what type of job? I guarantee I can get you to nail the interview.

**jjgold** · 10-11-21, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

I’ve never not been offered a job after an interview. Not one time. Dress sharp. Make eye contact the entire time. Pretend you are in a fantastic mood. If they ask if you ever had a bad manager or anything like that say “I’m pretty lucky I’ve always had good managers” never say anything negative or even slightly negative about last jobs, bosses, or companies you had in the past. If they ask “Do you have any questions for me?” Make sure you have at least a couple. If they ask what happened with your previous job you gotta getGeorge Constanza style and make up something that was circumstantial. May I ask what type of job? I guarantee I can get you to nail the interview.

excellent advice there

**Smoke** · 10-11-21, 02:27 PM

Tell the manager you will suck him off in his office

**jackpot269** · 10-11-21, 02:30 PM

Go to interview in the get up in your avatar 100% get the job!!

**Bigbill365** · 10-11-21, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

I’ve never not been offered a job after an interview. Not one time. Dress sharp. Make eye contact the entire time. Pretend you are in a fantastic mood. If they ask if you ever had a bad manager or anything like that say “I’m pretty lucky I’ve always had good managers” never say anything negative or even slightly negative about last jobs, bosses, or companies you had in the past. If they ask “Do you have any questions for me?” Make sure you have at least a couple. If they ask what happened with your previous job you gotta getGeorge Constanza style and make up something that was circumstantial. May I ask what type of job? I guarantee I can get you to nail the interview.

Coffe shop

**veriableodds** · 10-11-21, 02:31 PM

Its been a looooong time since working for someone else but playing it cool, act as if the opportunity doesn't matter either way helps. That's what I look for when hiring guys

**johnnyvegas13** · 10-11-21, 02:33 PM

Maybe don’t act for job interview advice on sbr

did u really expect a straight answer

**KiDBaZkiT** · 10-11-21, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by Bigbill365

Coffe shop

Tell them you like working with people and it’s what your good at. If it’s a busy place tell them you prefer to work in a busy environment cuz it makes the shift go by faster. Obviously tell them you like coffee. If you are not familiar with their menu look it up online and be ready to reference at least 2 or 3 drinks they serve. Show up ten minutes early and order a coffee from them as well. Be all cheesy and cornball while placing your order even if inside you are really thinking how badly you want bludgeon the person taking your order with a hammer.

**edawg** · 10-11-21, 02:40 PM

If they ask the question if there is a life threatening storm coming and there are three people stranded a 90 year old lady, your best friend, and the woman of your dreams and you only have one seat what do you do? I said leave the old lady there she will likely die soon anyway, let my best friend drive while I will lay on the floorboard and let the woman of my dreams sit on my face. Apparently that wasn't the correct answer I didn't get the job.

**Bigbill365** · 10-11-21, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

Tell them you like working with people and it’s what your good at. If it’s a busy place tell them you prefer to work in a busy environment cuz it makes the shift go by faster. Obviously tell them you like coffee. If you are not familiar with their menu look it up online and be ready to reference at least 2 or 3 drinks they serve. Show up ten minutes early and order a coffee from them as well. Be all cheesy and cornball while placing your order even if inside you are really thinking how badly you want bludgeon the person taking your order with a hammer.

OK I'll look up there drinks I know those frap ice things are pooular

**b1slickguy** · 10-11-21, 02:40 PM

**mjsuax13** · 10-11-21, 02:55 PM

If they don’t offer you a job just go back and case the place.

**dark star** · 10-11-21, 03:10 PM

Best of luck with the interview BigBilly....keep us posted

**Tanko** · 10-11-21, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by lonegambler23

dont show up drunk

Truer words have never been spoken.

**Itsamazing777** · 10-11-21, 05:05 PM

Always follow up via phone call 2 to 3 days after interview

**jtoler** · 10-11-21, 05:15 PM

pretend u dont actually need it that u have bigger fish to fry and that if they are lucky enough that u take it that u will need a few days to consider

**RudyRuetigger** · 10-11-21, 05:17 PM

best of luck billy

**Bigbill365** · 10-14-21, 09:26 AM

Well I got the Job only bad thing is it starts early real early

**stevenash** · 10-14-21, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by lonegambler23

dont show up drunk

And with stinky breath either.

**texhooper** · 10-14-21, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by Bigbill365

Well I got the Job only bad thing is it starts early real early

Sounds like you’re gonna have it for a long time!

**Day Game 216** · 10-14-21, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

And with stinky breath either.

and don’t fart during the interview

**stevenash** · 10-14-21, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by Bigbill365

Well I got the Job only bad thing is it starts early real early

Give up weeknight drinking.

**mjsuax13** · 10-14-21, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by Bigbill365

Well I got the Job only bad thing is it starts early real early

Congrats! Just day drink after your shift.

**Day Game 216** · 10-14-21, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by Bigbill365

Every time i have interview i dont get job any tips?

Wear a suit and tie, if they ask you if you want something to drink always say yes even if your not thirsty.

At the end of the interview ask for the job, a lot of people forget this step. Also tell them you have a baby on the way and you are a family man and putting food on the table for your family is your why.

**big joe 1212** · 10-14-21, 09:40 AM

You’ll get better answers in the SALOON

**stevenash** · 10-14-21, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Day Game 216

Wear a suit and tie, if they ask you if you want something to drink always say yes even if your not thirsty.

He said he got the job in post #23

You can stop with the advice.

**texhooper** · 10-14-21, 09:45 AM

God I’m so glad to have Big Bear back

**stevenash** · 10-14-21, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by texhooper

God I’m so glad to have Big Bear back

He almost makes Corky bearable.
(get it, bearable)

**RudyRuetigger** · 10-14-21, 09:50 AM

congrats bill

is it construction???

**Bigbill365** · 10-14-21, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

congrats bill

is it construction???

No coffee shop