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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    Maywood is a fukking dump in ghetto ass Melrose park. same with Balmoral although their dining room on the 3rd floor was nice and had good food. I use to go down after eating by the rail and yell at Tony Morgan calling him a cheater and call out that drunk Michael oosting when he would stiff.
    Well.........Maywood is a dump considering they closed in 2015 and the property has been collecting spider webs since.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/ct-maywood-park-balmoral-spt-1003-20151002-story.html

    Balmoral is now just a horse show facility.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balmoral_Park
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    At the racetrack we call these people "slappers." They take their program and beat it against their other hand, and you just know they're going crazy because they have a two-dollar bet that's going to return $2.80. Sometimes I'm inclined to walk up to them and say, "You're about half a mile from the track. You realize the jockey can't hear you, right?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Ah...........? What about END OF SUBJECT don't you understand?
    The same part you don't.

    Go write another note and leave on a table ..... typical lib pussy.....to afraid of actual confrontation

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    racetrack

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    100% agree with the thread
    A little emotion is fine, but some people go to far.

    No matter how loud you scream at the screen, they still can't hear you.
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    The creepy one is where I'm sitting front of my own mini screen , and the place isn't to busy, then somebody sits next to right next to me.
    It feels exactly like when a random dude pisses in the urinal next to you, when their is a dozen other urinals. Creepy

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    I am with try3 and the others that get a kick out of the form slappers and video chasers. They add character to the place and make me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Ah...........? What about END OF SUBJECT don't you understand?
    im sorry that your a 60 year old washout. complaining about people yelling at the tv.

    why are u at the horsetrack in the first place?

    you think u can beat 15-20 takeouts......?

    good luck rip

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    I don't mind um yelling...as long as they are not on the same horse as me.Thats the kiss of death

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigpen View Post
    I am with try3 and the others that get a kick out of the form slappers and video chasers. They add character to the place and make me laugh.
    Agree, its not like a white table cloth soft candle and 100 bottle of wine situation. its a boarder line shit hole OTB usually. let it out. take it all in, shake your head here and there and laugh more....

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridagolfer View Post
    At the racetrack we call these people "slappers." They take their program and beat it against their other hand, and you just know they're going crazy because they have a two-dollar bet that's going to return $2.80. Sometimes I'm inclined to walk up to them and say, "You're about half a mile from the track. You realize the jockey can't hear you, right?"
    Exactly....whats the point

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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    The same part you don't.

    Go write another note and leave on a table ..... typical lib pussy.....to afraid of actual confrontation
    You know, I scrolled back through four pages of this thread, and I didn't see where anyone asked you for your stupid, worthless opinion...huh?

    Maybe I missed it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by darrell74 View Post
    The creepy one is where I'm sitting front of my own mini screen , and the place isn't to busy, then somebody sits next to right next to me.
    It feels exactly like when a random dude pisses in the urinal next to you, when their is a dozen other urinals. Creepy
    I really do think these mental defectives are looking for friends, and someone to talk to...

    It's like the guy on the airplane to wants to talk to you for the whole flight.. that happened to me last week, after about three minutes of talking I said mid-sentence "okay that's enough" and put in my earbuds ...and they clearly were connected to anything

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    Always enjoy the characters screaming at the televisions. One time this guy yelled out "You dirty f***ing fuckface!!!" and the guy next to him says "It was a false favorite"

    You go from one end of the mix to the other. A riot every time!

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    I love it when they are yelling and then they lean over as the horses approach the wire as if they will help the horse win with a better angle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reload View Post
    Always enjoy the characters screaming at the televisions. One time this guy yelled out "You dirty f***ing fuckface!!!" and the guy next to him says "It was a false favorite"

    You go from one end of the mix to the other. A riot every time!
    You guys are easily entertained.. why don't you just go to the nuthouse for fun? Or maybe the primate house at the zoo?

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    Several weeks ago at Texas Station, a middle aged lady two seats over was watching the TV and urging, but not shouting, her horse home. They're in mid-stretch, she's in front by two and clearly going to win; she puts her hand on the TV and covers up the second place horse, puts her finger on the leader and starts swiping her finger to the right to "help" him home. I couldn't hold back and started laughing out of the blue; she looked at me funny and by her expression, I could tell she didn't know why I was laughing. You see all kinds of characters at the track or OTB; it comes with the territory.

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    The track is loaded with great competitors I will say that

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkHorseplayer View Post
    Several weeks ago at Texas Station, a middle aged lady two seats over was watching the TV and urging, but not shouting, her horse home. They're in mid-stretch, she's in front by two and clearly going to win; she puts her hand on the TV and covers up the second place horse, puts her finger on the leader and starts swiping her finger to the right to "help" him home. I couldn't hold back and started laughing out of the blue; she looked at me funny and by her expression, I could tell she didn't know why I was laughing. You see all kinds of characters at the track or OTB; it comes with the territory.
    Did her horse win?

    If yes, then IT WORKED.

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    Churchill Downs Race #2

    I just banged the shit out of Dapper Sam.

    No rubber.

    if I am yelling and slapping and urging and swiping none of you will ever know.

    Kinda like when a bear shits in the woods. Or a tree. Or whatever the fuk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    I really do think these mental defectives are looking for friends, and someone to talk to...

    It's like the guy on the airplane to wants to talk to you for the whole flight.. that happened to me last week, after about three minutes of talking I said mid-sentence "okay that's enough" and put in my earbuds ...and they clearly were connected to anything

    The guys that posts as much as you do?

    Telling as much about yourself as you do?

    I call bullshit on this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Churchill Downs Race #2

    I just banged the shit out of Dapper Sam.

    No rubber.

    if I am yelling and slapping and urging and swiping none of you will ever know.

    Kinda like when a bear shits in the woods. Or a tree. Or whatever the fuk.
    I call bullshit this one.

    DDD had a rubber the whole time...

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    I bet online a few days a week for kicks

    so tough to win

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    80 threads on this already

    We want it removed el terrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrpapageorgio View Post
    Well.........Maywood is a dump considering they closed in 2015 and the property has been collecting spider webs since.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/ct-maywood-park-balmoral-spt-1003-20151002-story.html

    Balmoral is now just a horse show facility.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balmoral_Park
    If I grew up driving 45 min out to middle of fukking nowhere Crete every other day ditching class and knew all the drivers at those 2 shit holes don't you think I already knew this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    80 threads on this already

    We want it removed el terrible
    Hey Crunchberry? Not all of us have spent our entire lives on this message board, okay?

    It's new to us

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    Same shit happens in sportsbooks. On a Vegas trip a few years back I had a dime on Over 46.5 in a Saints/Rams game. I won the bet when Brees went down the field in like 1:30 for a garbage TD with less than 10 seconds left in the game. Anyway, there was some fukk that wanted the whole room to know how sharp he was because he had his ten bucks or whatever on the Rams +13.5 (this was when they were just about the worst team in the league and when the Saints were worldbeaters). Even in garbage time, the asshole wouldn't shut up. (YEAH! FUKKIN RIP BREES' HEAD OFF AARON DONALD)

    I'll give it to him, that was a pretty sharp play that was never in doubt, but man, act like you've been there before. JJ, post that video about how to conduct yourself at the betting window. I think you touched on this very subject.

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    Back in the day I had a mate that was the crazy TV yeller

    He was pretty normal in everyday life but when he had a bet on he would almost give himself a heart attack sweating it so hard.

    He'd yell at the TV at home or the radio in the car too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Back in the day I had a mate that was the crazy TV yeller

    He was pretty normal in everyday life but when he had a bet on he would almost give himself a heart attack sweating it so hard.

    He'd yell at the TV at home or the radio in the car too.
    COMMON KRYPTONITE

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Dude, you gotta lighten up. People gamble, go to the track, casino, play bingo, whatever, to get a few fleeting moments of fun and excitement and to escape their sometimes miserable daily lives, the grind of their job, bad day at the office, and to just have a few brews and some fun. Don't piss on someone else's parade because you don't know how to get the most out of a good time.

    Remember, everybody loves a winner and hates a sore loser. By the way, I'm one of those guys who cheers on my winner in a daily double, the 2nd place horse that wins my exacta, and the long shot the comes outta nowhere to finish in the money. Although I'm usually outside in the grandstands or on the balcony of the clubhouse.

    It's all perspective and how you look at it, that same guy you left a nasty note to, might be the same dude who's gets on a hot streak and gives you your next winner. It's happened for me a bunch of times.
    Look at this piece of shit trying to play the level headed guy telling people to lighten up because he wants to go to a bash

    Ur a scumbag disgusting career troll and no one is fooled you middle aged mental child

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    I am betting horses today I have a need some cash
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    Lebron will only go to a team that he can manipulate the coach and demand the team's best player play second fiddle to him. Oklahoma doesn't fit his demands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Look at this piece of shit trying to play the level headed guy telling people to lighten up because he wants to go to a bash

    Ur a scumbag disgusting career troll and no one is fooled you middle aged mental child
    Hey, hey, hey hey....No fighting in my thread. You guys take it elsewhere. Especially you DimWitty

    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post

    Hey, hey, hey hey....No fighting in my thread. You guys take it elsewhere. Especially you DimWitty

    Thanks
    It's cool El no scream o at da horses. dblow the man/boy perv follows me around everywhere. He can't help it, spends all day blow'in coks for spare change and then work'in real hard on his NAMBLA surveys at night. He's a busy guy with a lot of coks in his mouth.

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