Poor broken down ABE is looking to rent a room in Las Vegas, short-term?

**shadymcgrady** · 02-05-18, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

You know who else wrote a book? Hitler

Abe's book was written in crayon and all the R's were backwards

**CWD** · 02-05-18, 02:09 PM

abe are you willing to work off the debt ?

**Bostongambler** · 02-05-18, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Boston, you have an ongoing, inquiring mind?

Do you even "lic" me? If you knew me I bet you would.

Now why would you day such a thing, HonestAbe? Of course I lic you. Not in the biblical way, but I’m fond of you, yes. I’m just curious by nature. Like when Jerry’s girlfriend wouldn’t taste the pie. I have to know the answers to these things.

**jtoler** · 02-05-18, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by CWD

abe are you willing to work off the debt ?

The short answer is yes.

**kidcudi92** · 02-05-18, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

You know who else wrote a book? Hitler

Mao

Karl Marx

List goes on

**jjgold** · 02-05-18, 02:51 PM

Vegas full of broke guys and wannabees

**ABEHONEST** · 02-05-18, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by vladfan

Go sleep in a tent at King's Row trailer park for like $8 a night or stay at one of those Siegel Suites for $160 a week.

Tent, I have serious doubts, the other is a possibility. Thank you

**ABEHONEST** · 02-05-18, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by CWD

abe are you willing to work off the debt ?

Well, I am as honest as..well, you know.
Now, I wasn't aware I owed this 3-letter character? If I do, please fill me and the members in?

**ABEHONEST** · 02-05-18, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Now why would you day such a thing, HonestAbe? Of course I lic you. Not in the biblical way, but I’m fond of you, yes. I’m just curious by nature. Like when Jerry’s girlfriend wouldn’t taste the pie. I have to know the answers to these things.

Just a inquiring mind? Okay, we are back to square 1 and with no hard feelings. No, dirty-minded member's, do not go there.

**ABEHONEST** · 02-05-18, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Vegas full of broke guys and wannabees

I do believe you're taking about poor comics that troll my posts? Yes, I agree, and who would know better than you?

**CWD** · 02-05-18, 04:49 PM

abe keep in mind that gay for pay is different than just gay

most do not frown on it as much

**ABEHONEST** · 02-05-18, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by CWD

abe keep in mind that gay for pay is different than just gay

most do not frown on it as much

Huh? I believe you opened the can so now let's hear some details?

**CWD** · 02-05-18, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Huh? I believe you opened the can so now let's hear some details?

abraham im not the one looking to rent a bed from someone on an internet message board

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-05-18, 05:57 PM

Nathan Adelson Hospice

https://www.nah.org

Nathan Adelson Hospice, NAH, is the only non-profit hospice offering exceptional end-of-life care in the Southern Nevada. Medicare 100% accepted.

Great place for you to wind out your final days.

**grease lightnin** · 02-05-18, 06:00 PM

Abe check out the tunnels under the Vegas strip.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-05-18, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Abe check out the tunnels under the Vegas strip.

Hopefully he does and we get some rain causing a flash flood.

He'll wish he bought some water wings on his Target cc.

**Jayvegas420** · 02-05-18, 06:33 PM

It's been years since I've rented a dump for a week at a time.
Eventually you wise up and start working the comps.

**grease lightnin** · 02-05-18, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

Hopefully he does and we get some rain causing a flash flood.

He'll wish he bought some water wings on his Target cc.

I believe Abe’s Target cc relationship has been closed out due to slow pays.

**RangeFinder** · 02-05-18, 09:17 PM

I think somebody in your situation needs to stay out of Vegas

If you haven't made it work by now I think you need to take a different road

That being said I do know somebody that slept in his car at a truck stop off Blue Diamond Hwy at a TA and they have wifi and you can get free showers with gas fill ups

He would study games sometimes in the tv room or his car

He did this for 3 months until he worked up enough money for an apartment and now owns a home in Vegas

Great story but very few could what this guy did

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-05-18, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

I believe Abe’s Target cc relationship has been closed out due to slow pays.

The Adelson hospice I recommended is far better than deadbeat Abe deserves.

**Thor4140** · 02-05-18, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Abe check out the tunnels under the Vegas strip.

There we go. Some people love it there. 9 out of ten Trump voters are broke. Here we go again.

**ABEHONEST** · 02-05-18, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

It's been years since I've rented a dump for a week at a time.
Eventually you wise up and start working the comps.

Please, tough-guy, fill me in? I'm not too humble to try comps but I thought they frowned on sporting player's?
Slots players... oh yeah they love them.
What info can this well known tough-guy release?

* Who told you I wasn't a wiseguy? If I was, there would be a few members finding themselves in bed with a horse's ass. No, they don't deserve the horse's head. Two choices.

A. For guess who? Hint..G-guy,
better known as gay-guy, on SBR

B. For the rest.
1. The Kid.
2. Those two other teen-jerks? They will be chiming in shortly, wait and see.

**Bostongambler** · 02-06-18, 12:18 AM

Abe your speaking in tongues my good man.

This whole thread is a giant jigsaw puzzle.

Is there at least a soup kitchen near by?

**shadymcgrady** · 02-06-18, 01:19 AM

This is as creepy as it gets. Senile old man is looking for room and board with an unknown poster, party favors included

I think whoever accepts is waking up with more than a just a foggy headache and sore anus

Might be missing a kidney this go around

**Thor4140** · 02-06-18, 02:54 AM

The guy is broke and wants someone to rent him a room. You know how this ends. Kinda like when u rent out your place to a Herion addict.

**cincinnatikid513** · 02-06-18, 03:22 AM

maybe u can run into this couple helping people out living in a van actually pretty interesting watch and the lady is not bad looking

**ABEHONEST** · 02-06-18, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by Thor4140

The guy is broke and wants someone to rent him a room. You know how this ends. Kinda like when u rent out your place to a Herion addict.

Thor, a human mind reader you're not. Broken-down could mean several things but you seem to relish the idea of an older gambler is on his last leg--literally, maybe true--but in this case my foul-friend, broken-down simply means physically. And that comes and goes.
Back to rebooting your crystal -ball, Thor-the bore.

**ABEHONEST** · 02-06-18, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Abe your speaking in tongues my good man.

This whole thread is a giant jigsaw puzzle.

Is there at least a soup kitchen near by?

Still not sure you lic me? Anyway, a good point about by puzzling horses-ass receivers. I fixed it so even old Irish guy's like you can decipher the point I was making. Get it now?

**ABEHONEST** · 02-06-18, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

maybe u can run into this couple helping people out living in a van actually pretty interesting watch and the lady is not bad looking

Gads? If she thinks this big nostril guy is the most handsome just imagine what she would do to me?

**ABEHONEST** · 02-06-18, 07:08 AM

The van thing though, sounds like a winner for part-time Vegas gamblers.

**Optional** · 02-06-18, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

The van thing though, sounds like a winner for part-time Vegas gamblers.

A camper van will cost more than a cheap hotel. And then you'll need to pay for a powered camping spot with the wifi on top. Will end up more than Westgate.

Just go to a hostel if you want cheap cheap. A guy I was playing poker with last visit said he was in one called Las Vegas Backpacker Hostel which he was raving about for 30 bucks a night. Said it was the only one in Vegas with a pool if you want to look for it.

Still didn't seem worth it to me when that trip I was at The Plaza for about 50 bucks a night all up.

**Optional** · 02-06-18, 07:25 AM

Another thing you can do for wifi is to buy a throw away zipsim.com for your phone for $30 for 2 weeks. $5/gb on top of that for awesome 4G data speed, and use that as a wifi hotspot for your laptop.

**ABEHONEST** · 02-06-18, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by Optional

Another thing you can do for wifi is to buy a throw away zipsim.com for your phone for $30 for 2 weeks. $5/gb on top of that for awesome 4G data speed, and use that as a wifi hotspot for your laptop.

Great tip, old worthy pal. That device is interesting enough to possibly buy. Meanwhile, I think I have found a place for that two week stay. Thank you for your unselfish posting.

Another prospect and opportunity also came up yesterday. Grits said if I would sleep with his sister I could stay as long as I want. He says she's hot but this is Grits talking so I better check her out first. Has anyone else seen this hot-black-babe?

**Bostongambler** · 02-06-18, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Still not sure you lic me? Anyway, a good point about by puzzling horses-ass receivers. I fixed it so even old Irish guy's like you can decipher the point I was making. Get it now?

Your rods & cones must be acting up there Abe because clearly you can’t see straight if you think I’m an old Irish guy.

Good luck in finding whatever you’re looking for.

**shadymcgrady** · 02-06-18, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Great tip, old worthy pal. That device is interesting enough to possibly buy. Meanwhile, I think I have found a place for that two week stay. Thank you for your unselfish posting.

Another prospect and opportunity also came up yesterday. Grits said if I would sleep with his sister I could stay as long as I want. He says she's hot but this is Grits talking so I better check her out first. Has anyone else seen this hot-black-babe?

Oh look an old racist with corny jokes, never seen that before