First date in seven years tonight...experts only

**xraygord** · 10-03-17, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I’m bringing a stack of money well to me at $275

Well I’m also going to do is have someone call me during the middle of the dinner and pretend I’m closing of $200,000 real estate deal

It’s all about thinking I have cash

It should be interesting

Bull shit, no date and if you're eating at an actual sit down restaurant, then we all know it's a dine and dash.

Good luck though.

**Louisvillekid1** · 10-03-17, 03:50 PM

Don’t check yankee score on phone lol

Ask her if she wants to watch Netflix after

its the code for fukkin now

like coffee or night cap was years ago

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 10-03-17, 03:54 PM

Tell her you're a saloon moderator. She'll squirt.

**grease lightnin** · 10-03-17, 03:55 PM

Whatever you do, don't show her your spreadsheet

**PAULYPOKER** · 10-03-17, 03:56 PM

**Ra77er** · 10-03-17, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by jtoler

Tell her you stand to collect 2 million dollars should you die.

**Snowball** · 10-03-17, 03:58 PM

Start it off with the calamari and a bottle of pinot grigio

always say "THE calamari" and call it Pino Greeej.

**Louisvillekid1** · 10-03-17, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Snowball

Start it off with the calamari and a bottle of pinot grigio

always say "THE calamari" and call it Pino Greeej.

Lol he’ll be sweating her Entree order after that,

might not not be able to cover it

**badgerguy** · 10-03-17, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd

Tell her you're a saloon moderator. She'll squirt.

Squirting is the best!

**Ra77er** · 10-03-17, 04:04 PM

Wear a goldust mask and use an elias

**Louisvillekid1** · 10-03-17, 04:05 PM

Simply tell her to google me bitch

plenty of material there

lmfao

**badgerguy** · 10-03-17, 04:05 PM

Fuk that, make her fukking pay. You deserve a night out.

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 10-03-17, 04:12 PM

Bust a nut or two before you go out so you don't reek of desperation.

**Foxx** · 10-03-17, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Louisvillekid1

Don’t check yankee score on phone lol

Ask her if she wants to watch Netflix after

its the code for fukkin now

like coffee or night cap was years ago

**HAPPY BOY** · 10-03-17, 04:30 PM

put peanut butter on your dick..dogs love that

**tony_come** · 10-03-17, 04:32 PM

Show her your toughness

Tell her to kick you in the nuts

**jjgold** · 10-03-17, 04:33 PM

Fukkin pumped

**jayfly** · 10-03-17, 04:34 PM

How do you not know where youre going? Its your job to set the date and plan it out. 3 stops. Drink before dinner, dinner, then cool dimly lit spot after dinner. 4th stop will be back to your place for some headboard smashing.

**maggiethebestdog** · 10-03-17, 04:36 PM

Don't mention her obvious poor judgement and visual impairment

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-03-17, 04:52 PM

JJ where did you meet the hottie?

**Philmill** · 10-03-17, 05:28 PM

GL Gold........I am sure you know all the moves......if NOt.....Just show her your manhood...

**jjgold** · 10-03-17, 05:30 PM

I’m hard as a rock and even get there yet

**19th Hole** · 10-03-17, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I’m hard as a Pebble and even get there yet

Too Soon
***Thanks LVK

**Louisvillekid1** · 10-03-17, 07:34 PM

Too soon

**manny24** · 10-03-17, 08:26 PM

hey Coach

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-03-17, 08:50 PM

Is he fukkin right now?

**jjgold** · 10-03-17, 08:51 PM

Totally cursed with woman, I go there sit in the parking lot posting on SBR via phone and she never shows up I waited 45 minutes so then just ordered food from the restaurant and brought it home

What a bitch loser

**daneblazer** · 10-03-17, 08:51 PM

Get some coach

**DwightShrute** · 10-03-17, 09:10 PM

good luck JJ.

Never ask them anything. Always talk about you. Women love that.

**packerd_00** · 10-03-17, 09:15 PM

Come on JJ,dont be a Seaweed and make up fairy tales,we expect more from you.

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 10-03-17, 09:47 PM

This is not one of JJ's better vignettes. Coach, it's football season (with hockey and NBA about to start), we expect more out of you! There are other forums we could go to.....

**Eddy Munny** · 10-03-17, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

JJ where did you meet the hottie?

At the dog track.

She was in lane four.

**Mac4Lyfe** · 10-03-17, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by PAULYPOKER

Size of cokk doesn't matter.....

Said no woman truthfully EVER...

**Eddy Munny** · 10-03-17, 10:11 PM

Size of Coke doesn't matter...

**The Giant** · 10-03-17, 10:12 PM

It's her loss, JJ.

You're a great man with so much to offer.