One more funny thing, u bash attendees.....

**Duckshit** · 01-30-17, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

I'd be more than happy to donate some airline miles so Mr Broke Dick Non Pro can make it to the bash. Iwin can set you up with your weekend motel stay though I'd bet you'd end up in some Dominican hospital until Monday

Here comes non pro guy...where's jay....lol

**opie1988** · 01-30-17, 02:19 PM

Duckshit DONE FUKKED UP!!

Bitch has let his mouth write a check he can't cash. Now I'm fixing to get my money out of his ass. FACT!!

I DO NOT PLAY MOTHERFUKKER!!

**King Mayan** · 01-30-17, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

I love this shit. I'm taking credit for these constant threats of fights. If Stealthy wasn't busy with the Koreans, then we could have had an epic begging.

Also Duck shit. Opie would whoop your ass, and whoever you had to bring with you.

that overgrown Oompa Loompa has never whooped anybodys ass

look at him

**Duckshit** · 01-30-17, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

that overgrown Oompa Loompa has never whooped anybodys ass

look at him

Never seen a pic of opie, But that's Exactly what I thought...lol

**Auto Donk** · 01-30-17, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by INVEGA MAN

Get to the airport early. Protesters are still out there

and here i've been sittin, wondering what the fuk i was going to do with the three boxes of roman candles that shoot "exploding balls" that I found in my trunk shortly after new year's.....

they should come in handy in clearing the way to my entrance into Htown's Intercontinental Airport's international flight terminal.....

**opie1988** · 01-30-17, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

that overgrown Oompa Loompa has never whooped anybodys ass

look at him

Funny I didn't hear this shit when I sent you tumbling down those stairs in Vegas. Documented and verified on video!

Mayan was busy cussing me out in Mexican when he received an open palm bitchslap upside his ear hole courtesy of yours truly.

Regardless to say, that was the last problem he cause for the duration of the Bash.

**Duckshit** · 01-30-17, 02:29 PM

Listen Fat Boy...I'm not him....hope to see you soon.

**opie1988** · 01-30-17, 03:01 PM

Duckles....are you aware I was voted SBR's Best Athlete?? Do you even realize how difficult it is to dunk on a rim set at 10'4'???

YOU ARE FUKKIN WITH THE WRONG GUY!!!!!

**reigle9** · 01-30-17, 03:03 PM

that's a girls bball, but still impressive

**reigle9** · 01-30-17, 03:05 PM

your place is goat

**opie1988** · 01-30-17, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by reigle9

that's a girls bball, but still impressive

29.5" ball. I have MASSIVE hands and feet.

You know the rest....

**reigle9** · 01-30-17, 03:07 PM

lol

**Duckshit** · 01-30-17, 03:10 PM

Not sure that I could do that.
Extremely impressed.
I'll have to reassess the situation.

**Auto Donk** · 01-30-17, 03:29 PM

put a measuring tape to those garage doors in the back ground (standard is 7', 8' is for rv's), then tell me that goal was set at 10'4" with a straight face.......

**Philmill** · 01-30-17, 03:36 PM

7.5 feet hammer slam Opie.....Good job.....

**Cuse0323** · 01-30-17, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by Duckshit

Not sure that I could do that.
Extremely impressed.
I'll have to reassess the situation.

You should probably put your tail between your legs, and make up some excuse like Stealthy. It's in your best interest. I applaud Stealthy for knowing it was for him. The excuse was weak, but shit, what can you expect.

**opie1988** · 01-30-17, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

put a measuring tape to those garage doors in the back ground (standard is 7', 8' is for rv's), then tell me that goal was set at 10'4" with a straight face.......

8 is for RV's???

Not sure what white trash neighborhoods you're frequenting, but I haven't put a 7' garage door in a home that I've built in many years. Most of our clients drive Suburbans, trucks, etc, and even these are tight getting into a 7' door. Our standard garage door is 8X9. I don't build for people interested in living in a home with 7' tall garage doors.

Sharpen the fukk up.

**Duckshit** · 01-30-17, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Duckles....are you aware I was voted SBR's Best Athlete?? Do you even realize how difficult it is to dunk on a rim set at 10'4'???

YOU ARE FUKKIN WITH THE WRONG GUY!!!!!

White Thunder......

I didn't know.

**opie1988** · 01-30-17, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Duckshit

White Thunder......

I didn't know.

**Auto Donk** · 01-30-17, 03:52 PM

8' what some companies refer to as "rv"... i agree no real rv fits into them....

had to sue clopay when one of their garage doors ripped my client's eye out in the oil field several years back.....

i'll put my money on those doors not being over 8'.....

that's a sharp bet.....

**SBRMAN23** · 01-30-17, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

8' what some companies refer to as "rv"... i agree no real rv fits into them....

had to sue clopay when one of their garage doors ripped my client's eye out in the oil field several years back.....

i'll put my money on those doors not being over 8'.....

that's a sharp bet.....

**Auto Donk** · 01-30-17, 04:07 PM

photographic evidence clearly indicates a basket height of well beneath 10'4".....

when my father installed a regulation height goal, he had to mount it on the roof over our garage.... even accounting for the slight gradient slope in the photo above, it is clear the hoop is nowhere near 10' high....

however, good elevation on the jump, about 9" from what I could tell.....

still, nice dunk, WT!!!

ps... a measurement of that roof awning to the ground would be rather telling, as well.....

**Duckshit** · 01-30-17, 07:19 PM

If this video is deemed a fake, fight back on!

**mikejamm** · 01-30-17, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

well... guess that settles it.....

don't fuk with duck shit......

hey, it's the best i could do, gif wise, on ten seconds notice.....

pretend the f'n penguin is a f'n duck.....

Opie got penguin/duck shit faced!

**Mac4Lyfe** · 01-30-17, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

photographic evidence clearly indicates a basket height of well beneath 10'4".....

when my father installed a regulation height goal, he had to mount it on the roof over our garage.... even accounting for the slight gradient slope in the photo above, it is clear the hoop is nowhere near 10' high....

however, good elevation on the jump, about 9" from what I could tell.....

still, nice dunk, WT!!!

ps... a measurement of that roof awning to the ground would be rather telling, as well.....

I have to agree with the Donkster on this one. A 9" vertical won't work unless you're 6"10 feet with a 7 foot wingspan.

I just broke my ankle playing ball but I could still one hand dunk as of last September in my 50's. I can't quite 2 hand dunk consistently anymore mainly because I'm carrying too much weight. I'm 6'4" and use to have a 42" vertical when I played receiver in college. I use to be able to dunk anything inside the free throw line. No shitting. Oh to be young again.

**opie1988** · 01-30-17, 07:48 PM

I'm 6'7 with mad fukkin hops.

Weighing in at 275-280 these days, so I've def lost some of my vert. But I still go hard in the motherfukkin paint!!

**Mac4Lyfe** · 01-30-17, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

I'm 6'7 with mad fukkin hops.
Weighing in at 275-280 these days, so I've def lost some of my vert. But I still go hard in the motherfukkin paint!!

If you are 6'7" then the video is most likely legit...

**mikejamm** · 01-30-17, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

photographic evidence clearly indicates a basket height of well beneath 10'4".....

when my father installed a regulation height goal, he had to mount it on the roof over our garage.... even accounting for the slight gradient slope in the photo above, it is clear the hoop is nowhere near 10' high....

however, good elevation on the jump, about 9" from what I could tell.....

still, nice dunk, WT!!!

ps... a measurement of that roof awning to the ground would be rather telling, as well.....

Exactly spot on Donk! That horse teeth opie thinks most sbr broke dick fuks can't do math. No fuk'in way that sissy puss goal height along with a fisher price kiddie basketball is 10'!

**Dirty Sanchez** · 01-30-17, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by Duckshit

Not sure that I could do that.
Extremely impressed.
I'll have to reassess the situation.

**Duckshit** · 01-30-17, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Exactly.

**Duckshit** · 01-30-17, 09:07 PM

Reassessment over.....

nevermind.