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    HAPPY BOY
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    Gyms tuesday filled with losers

    here we go again...new year resolutions none worst than the Im getting in shape, Gym memberships going up...by March 80% done going...same shit every year..be happy being fat slobs and save your $ for Hardies

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    What a dick.

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    thank you...you saw it? nice huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    What a dick.
    a truthful observation..happens year after year after year after year after year...how many is that? after year after year

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    Rich Boy
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    More chicks at the gym son, why you complaining?
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    They also subsidize your membership annually. If they didn't sign up and then not show up 10 months your membership dues would go up. Very small price to pay. Want exclusivity, build a gym in home or work out with personal trainer at private gym for 2 months. Still be way money up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    More chicks at the gym son, why you complaining?
    Richie Rich the hot ones never leave son...they are there year round. ones that herd in this week...not so much. BTW no complains..observation. thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newguy View Post
    They also subsidize your membership annually. If they didn't sign up and then not show up 10 months your membership dues would go up. Very small price to pay. Want exclusivity, build a gym in home or work out with personal trainer at private gym for 2 months. Still be way money up.
    that is true

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    People that go to gym are insecure

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    People that go to gym are insecure

    jj... many go for the Showers

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    I will be there. This time I mean it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    jj... many go for the Showers
    75% of men that go to a gym have Bi fantasies

    Male TO Male SPOTTERS END UP IN BED 49% OF THE TIME

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    You don't have to go to the gym but eating half way decent and exercising is the way to go. Keeps you in a better version of yourself all around

    No one respects fat drunk degenerates

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    no respectable man goes to anything other than a powerlifting and/or home gym
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    75% of men that go to a gym have Bi fantasies

    Male TO Male SPOTTERS END UP IN BED 49% OF THE TIME

    King Mayan ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    King Mayan ?

    He lifts on his front lawn so not him

    gyms over priced too

    juicers
    mirror lookers
    condom grabbers
    jelly sticks
    pole throwers
    plate-less bottoms
    sour swallowers

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    People that go to gym are insecure
    Suck me. Holiday shift jj.

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    Gym great for pickup ball

    Dominate the courts

    Whatever you do stay healthy

    Excess weight = loads of diseases including heart problems down the line and diabetes

    If you have a nice gym too you get a nice steam room and sauna and great clean locker rooms

    Amazing

    Refreshing

    Feel like a new man when I step outta the steam

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    All you need to do is eat right and walk at a solid pace 45 minutes 5 days a weeks

    That is all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    More chicks at the gym son, why you complaining?
    They are all fat guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    All you need to do is eat right and walk at a solid pace 45 minutes 5 days a weeks

    That is all
    Post of the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Gym great for pickup ball

    Dominate the courts

    Whatever you do stay healthy

    Excess weight = loads of diseases including heart problems down the line and diabetes

    If you have a nice gym too you get a nice steam room and sauna and great clean locker rooms

    Amazing

    Refreshing

    Feel like a new man when I step outta the steam
    great post goater......people trying to get healthy and this jerkoff criticizing them

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    Lean Cuisines and Smart Choices will be on sale for the next month also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    no respectable man goes to anything other than a powerlifting and/or home gym
    I used to go to an old school powerlifting type gym. Decided to switch to a gym that didn't smell like swass.

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    LOL..I love you guys..free entertainment. You guys would all fit right in with my Friday poker buds...Phucking classic !!

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    All the needles and pill boxes on ground too

    Steroids


    Guys think if you go gym you get laid ✅... yeh maybe man on man


    11 years ago I saw a guy get tagged team 7 guys in shower after a workout

    I was trapped in closet so could not leave ... so peeked only reason I knew what was happening

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    All the needles and pill boxes on ground too

    Steroids


    Guys think if you go gym you get laid ✅... yeh maybe man on man


    11 years ago I saw a guy get tagged team 7 guys in shower after a workout

    I was trapped in closet so could not leave ... so peeked only reason I knew what was happening
    LMFAO.. need a sit com dude. Hows your nephew Elmer? gotta be hard to keep all these stories together Hanky. gonna need a writer. SBR needs to give you one. they need to $$ up. Top 3 cats at SBR..JJ aka Hank Webber..Mike Brener and Peter Loshak. These guys leave close shop..its over!!

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    HappyBoy these stories real

    Strange shit I see through the years

    I fear gyms
    Now

    Scared to death will get nailed

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    lol..

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    If you go to a gym and say your not gay you are lying. Fags and queers go to gyms. If you want to excercise do it at your fukin house. If you need to go there to pick up girls you are pathetic and lying. The real reason men go to gyms is to be around sweaty black men and other queers.

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    I never go to the gym from 5PM - 9PM... it's a zoo in there for a solid month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    More chicks at the gym son, why you complaining?
    I concur. I went today. Empty. I'll come back on my next day off. Wooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    If you go to a gym and say your not gay you are lying. Fags and queers go to gyms. If you want to excercise do it at your fukin house. If you need to go there to pick up girls you are pathetic and lying. The real reason men go to gyms is to be around sweaty black men and other queers.
    lmfao..you guys are a trip..my house has no weights..no machines..no steam rooms..thats why its a GYM..all those things are there...thank you..btw here is a lil tid bit ive found in my 54 years of life....ready...If your gay your gay at home...at gym..at church..at KFC .....gay knows no boundries

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    They're called resolutioners.

    At least they are trying to do something. 80% won't stick though

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