1. 07-14-16 11:23 PM #1
    CanuckG
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    Anyone been to the Calgary Stampede

    Flying to Calgary tomorrow for it. Heard it's all broads with boob jobs and 18 yo's looking to get smashed.
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  2. 07-14-16 11:54 PM #2
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    The only people that go there are steers and queers . And you ain't no steer boy . Good luck

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  3. 07-15-16 12:31 AM #3
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  4. 07-15-16 12:33 AM #4
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    If you can't get laid at stampede you might as well just quit trying
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  5. 07-15-16 12:36 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    If you can't get laid at stampede you might as well just quit trying
    What if you have a gf? What's the play?
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  6. 07-15-16 12:40 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    What if you have a gf? What's the play?
    Take a kneel and head to the lockerroom
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  7. 07-15-16 12:40 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    What if you have a gf? What's the play?
    Well assuming she is not getting on the plane with you I always seem to find it easier to get laid by random chicks when I have a gf.

    GL Canuck
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  8. 07-15-16 12:44 AM #8
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    Even if you aren't into rodeo go to either the semis on Saturday or the finals Sunday. The chucks are pretty cool too
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  9. 07-15-16 12:44 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    What if you have a gf? What's the play?
    The play is to wear your black leather pants backwards with the zipper facing your intergluteal cleft
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  10. 07-15-16 12:47 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Well assuming she is not getting on the plane with you I always seem to find it easier to get laid by random chicks when I have a gf.

    GL Canuck
    You animal
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  11. 07-15-16 06:04 AM #11
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    Been to the Dixie stampede. I imagine the Calgary is the same except they serve maple syrup and poutine & ride elk and moose
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  12. 07-15-16 08:08 AM #12
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    Flight boards in 30. Dead here.
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  13. 07-15-16 08:12 AM #13
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    How backwards is Canada?
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  14. 07-15-16 08:24 AM #14
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    Weird image showed to be fine
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  15. 07-15-16 09:39 AM #15
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    Yes, and MickeyMan is talking about the chuckwagon races - not exactly NASCAR LOL but definitely worth a look.
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  16. 07-15-16 09:53 AM #16
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  17. 07-15-16 09:53 AM #17
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    canuck might be a fly motherfukkr yall
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  18. 07-15-16 04:17 PM #18
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    At nashville north right now --- women galore
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  19. 07-15-16 04:22 PM #19
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    https://postimg.org/image/lg3r8biqv/
    $8 each

    Sorry cant embed on here this forum sucks for that
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  20. 07-15-16 04:28 PM #20
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    Great times at the Stampede, lots of events, music, beer gardens, best places in my opinion are the country bars in town but can be tough to get in. Lots of plain clothes cops around
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  21. 07-15-16 05:05 PM #21
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    Nashville North is lit
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