1. 02-09-16 05:08 PM #1
    Seaweed
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    Signs You Are A Winning Gambler

    You have $20 minimum in your pocket at all times

    You own a car

    You have an Iphone

    You eat Almonds when you watch sports

    You put in bets while on treadmill

    You don't make drunk bets

    You own 3 pairs of dress shoes

    You wake up before 9am and you read the newspaper

    You take breaks

    You have hair

    You vacation once a year
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  2. 02-09-16 05:16 PM #2
    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    9/11

    I'm close.

    No almonds or treadmill bets.
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  3. 02-09-16 05:17 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    9/11

    I'm close.
    Which 4 are missing?
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  4. 02-09-16 05:18 PM #4
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    Maybe I'm losing my eyesight but i thought that said 7/11

    Sorry, Mo

    Which TWO are missing?
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  5. 02-09-16 05:18 PM #5
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    8/11.

    i make drunk bets sometimes, no newspaper and I rarely carry cash
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  6. 02-09-16 05:19 PM #6
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    He said 9/11 was an inside job. Can't you read?
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  7. 02-09-16 05:19 PM #7
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    Almonds are a must when gambling on sports
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  8. 02-09-16 05:19 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Which 4 are missing?
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  9. 02-09-16 05:20 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Almonds are a must when gambling on sports
    Flipper knows
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  10. 02-09-16 05:26 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Maybe I'm losing my eyesight but i thought that said 7/11

    Sorry, Mo

    Which TWO are missing?
    Almonds and treadmill.

    Though I don't read a physical news paper.

    I just surf SBR for all the news I need

    I wouldn't get up before 9 if I didn't have to work.
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  11. 02-09-16 05:33 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post

    Yes, in Seaweed's gay-dimensional world 11 - 9 = 4
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  12. 02-09-16 05:48 PM #12
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    9/11

    who reads the newspaper anymore?
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  13. 02-09-16 05:55 PM #13
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  14. 02-09-16 05:59 PM #14
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  15. 02-09-16 05:59 PM #15
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  16. 02-09-16 06:00 PM #16
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  17. 02-09-16 06:04 PM #17
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    3/11

    Fuk
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  18. 02-09-16 07:11 PM #18
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    Diggity you are a winner at heart and on spreadsheet.

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  19. 02-09-16 07:18 PM #19
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    No almonds, occasional drunk bets, and read my news online. But I can check off all the rest!

    I seriously do make bets on a treadmill. After work I often go to gym, walk 1/4 or 1/2 mile while posting on SBR and putting in bets for the evening, then I run and lift after all bets are placed
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  20. 02-09-16 07:21 PM #20
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    close, i eat peanuts. i think there should be something on % of money invested compared to money saved, etc

    i place bets while at the gym or work. i read espn for my sports news.
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  21. 02-09-16 09:18 PM #21
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  22. 03-03-16 09:43 AM #22
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  23. 03-03-16 09:50 AM #23
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  24. 03-03-16 09:50 AM #24
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    10/11
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  25. 03-03-16 11:48 AM #25
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  26. 03-03-16 11:49 AM #26
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  27. 03-03-16 12:29 PM #27
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  28. 03-03-16 12:32 PM #28
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    Always have a handful of big cash on you and don't sleep more than 4 hours a night. Drink a lot of caffeine
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  29. 03-03-16 12:34 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    Always have a handful of big cash on you and don't sleep more than 4 hours a night. Drink a lot of caffeine
    Sharp
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  30. 03-03-16 12:56 PM #30
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    Seaweed, I'm 1/11
    I have hair.
    Should I be concerned?
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  31. 03-03-16 01:01 PM #31
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  32. 03-03-16 03:02 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You have $20 minimum in your pocket at all times

    You own a car

    You have an Iphone

    You eat Almonds when you watch sports

    You put in bets while on treadmill

    You don't make drunk bets

    You own 3 pairs of dress shoes

    You wake up before 9am and you read the newspaper

    You take breaks

    You have hair

    You vacation once a year
    missing those 2 lol

    Do not like IPhones and prefer Sony Mobiles and Digital Cameras , do not like having a car at least so far lol

    peace
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  33. 03-03-16 03:11 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Almonds are a must when gambling on sports
    I like walnuts better, does that disqualify me?
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  34. 03-03-16 04:18 PM #34
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    Not a winning gambler here.

    Talked to a guy today. He's a winning gambler. Made a deposit two years ago and has never had to reload his account.
    His secret? He only bets $5 and plays parlays. When he's up $200 he takes money out.
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