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    Sledge187
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    State a Troubling Fact About Yourself

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    14.9 years have not been laid

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    I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.
    Best thing the ex-wife ever forced on me.

    Current gf doesn't know and think she is the type to think she can decide if/when 'we' get knocked up too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.
    lol nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    I walk around with a boner
    Yes!!

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    unde0087
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    14.9 years have not been laid
    that's a tough stretch

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    I like this thread

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    used to have balls and take chances now i am overly cautious

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    I fantasize about forcing jjgold and Seaweed to torture each other. A lot.

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    This thread is depressing

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This thread is depressing
    Thank you for for hitting on that one from 5 years ago coach. She was a turbobitch and you helped drive us apart. Just wish you'd done it before I spent way too much on an engagement ring for her

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    I rarely take anything non pros post seriously
    Ditto

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