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    Guys I am 0-9 in Football games this Thanksgiving weekend.

    Lost: Eagles, Cowboys, Packers, Navy, Toledo, Nebraska, Baylor, Michigan, Clemson

    Here are my plays for the rest of the day:


    Auburn +14.5, Stanford -3.5, Colorado +17.5, UCONN +11.5, Oklahoma State +7.5, Penn State +9.5

    GL

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    Take the USC/ucla over and Bama ML parlay that with Stanford ML.

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    otters hang it up

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    Damn otters...tough to do but GL in the rest.

    I am on Stanford as my only college football play

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    Won a few basketball games and soccer games to keep me alive but all my bigger bets are the Football games

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    Take the USC/ucla over and Bama ML parlay that with Stanford ML.
    Wish I could but my mom has the 5dimes password and she is at Walmart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Wish I could but my mom has the 5Dimes password and she is at Walmart.
    They're cash I'd be shocked if that under didn't hit Rosen should shred that USC defense and USC has a bunch of skill on offense should be the Hollywood bank robbery shootout back in the day or the movie "Heat"....Bama will win Stanford I'm not so sure about but they should win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Wish I could but my mom has the 5dimes password and she is at Walmart.
    Can't tell if serious or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Can't tell if serious or not
    Dead serious. She has all my passwords so I don't go all in anymore.
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    Otters one of my favorite posters. Chin up guy. I aced it Tuesday & Thursday but took it on the chin yesterday. It's a swingy game, just bet within your means

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Wish I could but my mom has the 5dimes password and she is at Walmart.
    POST OF THE FUKKING YEAR I am dying here
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    Otter why do you gamble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Dead serious. She has all my passwords so I don't go all in anymore.
    at least she lets you keep your SBR password....I am giving you a 50 spot...make a point bet Otters!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Otter why do you gamble?
    It used to be to try to make money but now I am so far in the hole that I know I won't get it back. That is why my mom took the password. Now I am only allowed to make -110 bets or dog ML's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    It used to be to try to make money but now I am so far in the hole that I know I won't get it back. That is why my mom took the password. Now I am only allowed to make -110 bets or dog ML's.
    Otter how old are you pal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    It used to be to try to make money but now I am so far in the hole that I know I won't get it back. That is why my mom took the password. Now I am only allowed to make -110 bets or dog ML's.

    Does your mom know how to bet?

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    otter wtf? thought you took washington -7.5 yesterday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    at least she lets you keep your SBR password....I am giving you a 50 spot...make a point bet Otters!
    Cool Thanks man. I will try that parlay that Teaser was talking about.

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    This is a good thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    otter wtf? thought you took washington -7.5 yesterday?
    nope. I wanted to but couldn't get it in in time because I my password issue. I knew they were going to win because of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Does your mom know how to bet?
    Ya she introduced me to gambling.
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    ouch

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    They're cash I'd be shocked if that under didn't hit Rosen should shred that USC defense and USC has a bunch of skill on offense should be the Hollywood bank robbery shootout back in the day or the movie "Heat"....Bama will win Stanford I'm not so sure about but they should win.
    Sorry for the I thought you were joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Ya she introduced me to gambling.
    That's fukked up ...are you serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Otter how old are you pal?
    Not that old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post

    Wish I could but my mom has the 5dimes password and she is at Walmart.
    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post

    Dead serious. She has all my passwords so I don't go all in anymore.
    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post

    nope. I wanted to but couldn't get it in in time because I my password issue. I knew they were going to win because of that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post

    Ya she introduced me to gambling.

    /thread...Otters is straight up real

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    otters does not give a fuk

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    otters,
    get back on the right foot and get back in the black...Ohio ST already hit for me...take ND(+3.5), ASU (+3.5), and UCLA (+3)....thank me later!......PS..or tell your mom to unlock your account right now and give you the password...show her this post and say it's from one of SBR's finest...DA Manster!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Ya she introduced me to gambling.
    My mom teaches algebra & calculus, so I was force fed math all my life. Didn't really like it though, I had to be good at it. I've gone over poker hands and other odds with her numerous times back when I played a lot. She doesn't care because she knows my risk of ruin is 0. I've tried to get her to play poker or blackjack but she won't put time into it. Just plays gin rummy or something locally. Still teaches.

    Here am I thinking I was alone in the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    nope. I wanted to but couldn't get it in in time because I my password issue. I knew they were going to win because of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    Sorry for the I thought you were joking.

    It's cool man. Only thing to do now is laugh it off. Here is what I took for the points. Risk 54 to win 67.5

    WagerType:3 team teaser
    Date: Team:
    Nov 28 CFB [197] ALABAMA -7-110 (B+7)
    Nov 28 CFB [218] STANFORD +4-120 (B+7)
    Nov 28 CFB [226] TOTAL u68-110 (B+7) (UCLA vrs USC)

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    Let's cash this otters

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    My mom teaches algebra & calculus, so I was force fed math all my life. Didn't really like it though, I had to be good at it. I've gone over poker hands and other odds with her numerous times back when I played a lot. She doesn't care because she knows my risk of ruin is 0. I've tried to get her to play poker or blackjack but she won't put time into it. Just plays gin rummy or something locally. Still teaches.

    Here am I thinking I was alone in the world
    Makes sense. Bad thing for me was that I won a ton of money playing poker and betting sports and even playing blackjack right when I started first gambling. So I am conditioned to think I can win like that again.

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    Otter step away from the game

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    look at the bright side. at least your mom's teaching you bankroll management. not many on sbr would have any funds left going 0-9.

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