1. 07-06-15 09:41 AM #1
    jjgold
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    The Keys To Living In Vegas

    Do not gamble
    Do not drink/drugs
    Do not womanize

    Only way you can survive
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  2. 07-06-15 09:41 AM #2
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    fo sho
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  3. 07-06-15 09:42 AM #3
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    Lmao then why live in Vegas? Move to Montana or some shit
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  4. 07-06-15 09:42 AM #4
    jjgold
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    Most people that live in Vegas DO NOT GAMBLE
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  5. 07-06-15 09:44 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most people that live in Vegas DO NOT GAMBLE
    Yeah but you said no gambling, drinking, or womanizing. Might as well become a monk
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  6. 07-06-15 09:46 AM #6
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    Thanks Coach
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  7. 07-06-15 09:50 AM #7
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    Then there's no point of living there JJ
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  8. 07-06-15 10:09 AM #8
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    Coach what are the keys to living in Jersey?
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  9. 07-06-15 10:17 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do not gamble
    Do not drink/drugs
    Do not womanize

    Only way you can survive
    so basically just move out there for the shows and the buffets and the indoor sky diving?
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  10. 07-06-15 10:18 AM #10
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    Bullshit
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  11. 07-06-15 10:33 AM #11
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    the guys that do not live my advice end up homeless or leave the state
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  12. 07-06-15 10:39 AM #12
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    all of them?!
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  13. 07-06-15 10:46 AM #13
    jjgold
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    I went broke once....now back and within 1 hr was at tables gambling

    You guys are funny..people that have money in vegas go to work everyday and do not gamble
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  14. 07-06-15 10:50 AM #14
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    sounds like a bunch of bs
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  15. 07-06-15 11:14 AM #15
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    Corbin is correct.

    Gambling in Vegas is, for the most part, an activity for the suckers, the tourists, and the dregs.

    Most sensible local Las Vegans do not gamble at all.

    Having said that, most posters could not survive living in Vegas because most posters are weak, overweight, undisciplined, gambling addicted suckers.

    I recommend that most posters AVOID Vegas at all costs.
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  16. 07-06-15 11:17 AM #16
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    Do not have sex with hookers
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  17. 07-06-15 11:21 AM #17
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    Went to dayclub Saturday and like 10 people mostly foreigners and weirdos were attempting to steal peoples stuff left unattended, phones wallets etc.

    Then my cab driver tried to short change me, pathetic like I cant subtract.

    Vegas is SHADY but we all knew that its just hidden, majority will rob, steal and cheat you out of anything you have.
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  18. 07-06-15 11:26 AM #18
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    So live in Vegas under 120 degree heat for what? Just do everything in moderation and u can survive anything. Stay away from drugs for sure.
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  19. 07-06-15 11:31 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Do not have sex with hookers
    Gauchro ate the hookers
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  20. 07-06-15 11:31 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Gauchro ate the hookers
    Pass
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  21. 07-06-15 11:42 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Pass
    Toniest why?
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  22. 07-06-15 11:46 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Toniest why?
    Meet me in the woods smokiest
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  23. 07-06-15 11:48 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Meet me in the woods smokiest
    Ok you can hold my pistol
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  24. 07-06-15 12:05 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do not gamble
    Do not drink/drugs
    Do not womanize

    Only way you can survive
    jj. since you recommend not womanizing in vegas. is masturbation alrite to do in vegas? i mean not like in a casinos foyer. like in your hotel room,
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  25. 07-06-15 12:48 PM #25
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    Sounds like sh!t. Pass.
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  26. 07-06-15 01:04 PM #26
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    Elk you're a smart man stick with your gut feeling
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  27. 07-06-15 01:06 PM #27
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    Percentage of visitors who say they come to Vegas mainly to gamble 5
    Percent of visitors who end up gambling during their stay 87
    Hours per day average visitor spends gambling 3.9
    Average gambling budget per trip, in dollars 559
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  28. 07-06-15 01:09 PM #28
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    Only 3 reasons to live in Vegas and we don't partake in any???
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  29. 07-06-15 01:25 PM #29
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    How does it work for people who gamble on sports in Vegas, but don't gamble online. Are they going to the casino everyday to place bets?
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  30. 07-06-15 01:27 PM #30
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    bookie
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  31. 07-06-15 01:35 PM #31
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    The only reason to live in Vegas for me would be the Trades unions..............
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  32. 07-06-15 01:38 PM #32
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    Specifically Local 1977
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  33. 07-06-15 01:41 PM #33
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    So become a priest and move to Vegas?
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  34. 07-06-15 01:54 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    How does it work for people who gamble on sports in Vegas, but don't gamble online. Are they going to the casino everyday to place bets?
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  35. 07-06-15 02:01 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Marques View Post
    Coach what are the keys to living in Jersey?

    Move.
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