Don't Be Afraid To Get Bank Loan For Starter Bankroll

[Matt1144]

It's threads like these that I really, really, stay on this site for.

Pure entertainment

[chilidog]

BkofAma is giving 1 year 0% on kredit kards. Just sayin...

[bubblebuttluv]

I beleive in JJ.

It will work out and shit will be epic.

[bubblebuttluv]

Paying 8% on loan or more and juice on every wager. Math majors check in!

If only I could remember how to calculate TVM on my financial calculator...

[jjgold]

So you guys rather have no money this weekend and not bet????

What would I do?? I would feel like a massive failure and all you guys in action rooting in plays day and night.

Guys I have nothing if I do not gamble, no girl, family not around, my boy left me, work on and off which is ok money

If Banks offer it why not take it????

[Russian Rocket]

So you guys rather have no money this weekend and not bet????

What would I do?? I would feel like a massive failure and all you guys in action rooting in plays day and night.

Guys I have nothing if I do not gamble, no girl, family not around, my boy left me, work on and off which is ok money

If Banks offer it why not take it????

JJ just picture for a second what state of mind you would of been in if you lost that bet.
I personally rather not to have any action, than action on borrowed funds.

[ParlayininHTown]

So you guys rather have no money this weekend and not bet????

What would I do?? I would feel like a massive failure and all you guys in action rooting in plays day and night.

Guys I have nothing if I do not gamble, no girl, family not around, my boy left me, work on and off which is ok money

If Banks offer it why not take it????

JJ, I have no girl, family, or friends, and I've never even had a child. Gambling is pretty much all I have outside of work, as well.

Bet smaller, and bet fewer games. Bet within your means. It's what many people do. I might take a loan out for a car or something, but not for a hobby.

We call it self-control, JJ. I'm a degenerate with a substance-abuse problem, but I pay my bills and take care of myself. You can do it, too.

[Russian Rocket]

JJ and then to top it off, you create a thread to promote this shit...I mean c'mon, do you know how many degens would actually follow your advice, just because you had a positive outcome from this experience.

Think pal...think.

[BIGDAY]

Coach,

How about a tutorial showing posters how to conduct themselves when face to face with a loan manager.

Would be helpful.

Ronnie

[Sam Odom]

This idea netted JJ $3K... 49ers 1st half ML

More than enough to cover loan interest & vig

[str]

Unreal

[Darkside Magick]

Probably a lot of paperwork...be prepared to stay at least 2 hours

[gauchojake]

There's no juice if you win boys

[RealSlimShady]

Coach, do you have to duke the manager?

[jjgold]

No not this time

If I had trouble would of tried to pay him off

Most guys honest thought and tough to bribe

Cameras hurt also

[Dirty Sanchez]

All businesses do it
I did it for upcoming season
Shop around if you have decent credit

You have to be in it to win it

Never forget

You're friggin insane....never...ever....follow this advice or you'll end up a ball headed lunatic ranting on gambling forums

[nayslayer]

This is the almost the worst advice, I've seen a few worse on here..sorry jj

[Ghenghis Kahn]

jj make a video of you sucking that homo bank manager's cokk for that $200 loan.

[Matt1144]

So you guys rather have no money this weekend and not bet????

What would I do?? I would feel like a massive failure and all you guys in action rooting in plays day and night.

Guys I have nothing if I do not gamble, no girl, family not around, my boy left me, work on and off which is ok money

If Banks offer it why not take it????

Be real. If you're a smart gambler and not a total degen you don't need to be taking out loans because you're playing smart and not NEEDING to have money this weekend. Shit dude just take the 100 bucks you were gonna spend on booze and use that instead. At least you won't be on credit. Fcuking people in this world do nothing but buy on credit and they wonder why their lives are a fcuking mess.

[Salmon Steak]

If you got equity in house, get it out....

Don't forget, NBA and NHL are right around the corner too. You might want to enroll at some school online to see what kind of student loans you can pull out of the government.

All you have to do is pick the right side. Easy money.

[6thtime]

Hilarious

You knuckleheads actually believe Goldy?
He creates threads to elicit a reaction from you
Hook, line and sinker
Unreal

[ThaTopMoron]

I am not afraid!

but this is not how I do it! (get my BR up)

[gauchojake]

Back in the day I had a 30k signature line of credit that was connected to my checking account. I used to pound that rooster_eater when I wanted to make a big play or jump into a poker game I wasn't properly bankrolled for. Just pop that cash onto net teller and away we'd go.

[Inkwell77]

[belvedere86]

Don't be a chicken coach. Just do it!

[swordsandtequila]

[jjgold]

What's crazy is I did not get check yet

My loan manager said maybe Friday

[belvedere86]

Because they are afraid you will waste it on college football opening day...

[jjgold]

A few days away
Checking mailbox day and night


10 Grande!! I ain't big time?

[RealSlimShady]

Coach, can you lend me a few bucks to get my bankroll going for football?

[Russian Rocket]

Coach, can you lend me a few bucks to get my bankroll going for football?

JJ do the right thing here for community pal - throw Slimmer a bone...or two

[BIGDAY]

Agreed. Send Slimmer some cash flow.

[gauchojake]

JJ call me. There was a problem with your application. There's a mechanics lien on your house for some unpaid hot tub "work".

[jjgold]

Gauchy don't fuk around like that

I better get it

[Smoke]

What if you have bad credit?