Starting Tonight I Am Saving Myself For Marriage

[jjgold]

Facts:

Dabbled with hookers from time to time
If you eliminate paying for it have not been laid for 13.7 years
This should not be hard then
I have morals

[flyingillini]

Classic JJ thread right here!

[SlickFazzer]

Do you think you will *** quick JJ when you find this girl?

[jjgold]

As you get older harder to ***. I have had girls jerk me off with ice cubes to stimulate, sat their asses on my cock, russian fukked me and still was hard.

[mr. leisure]

Is masturbating cheating ?

[CaneDawg]

good luck with your quest

try church or temple

[jjgold]

Is masturbating cheating ?

No because your alone and only roleplaying.

[smarmy]

you gonna prorate the last year?

[buztah]

Coach, whacking off is better anyway -- you *** harder cuz you can be 100% selfish.

[jjgold]

Coach, whacking off is better anyway -- you *** harder cuz you can be 100% selfish.

Last night I actually came in a funnel cake

[SlickFazzer]

I stick with the fleshlight at least 5 nights a week.

[seaborneq]

Save yourself for something important. Don't waste yourself waiting for marriage, you will be highly disappointed. Hell, do what the rest of us do. Have all the fun, spend all of your money, get all of the sex you can, drink, smoke, orgy, gamble, speed, eat, save money, and have as many girlfriends as you want to. After Marriage, you won't remember how to do any of that stuff, marriage will kill all of that instantly.

[t-bone]

"13.7 years"

haha......they're all whores JJ

[13th Inning]

Last night I actually came in a funnel cake

That's gotta be one of the top quotes ever at SBR, or in the history of the internet, for that matter.

[SlickFazzer]

what is a funnel cake?

[onthewhat]

Can you *** if you have a 1 inch prick?

[buztah]

Last night I actually came in a funnel cake

VIDEO PLEASE!

[13th Inning]

Can you *** if you have a 1 inch prick?

Pretty sure you can, but it all just ends up on your balls.

[SlickFazzer]

who has a 1 inch prick?

[onthewhat]

who has a 1 inch prick?

Corbin, by my estimates.

[pavyracer]

If you think you can save sex money by getting married you are in for a big surprise.

[SlickFazzer]

2.4 inches flaccid from what I remember.

[Robyn]

[jjgold]

Attack the thread not my prick size

[SlickFazzer]

NOthing we can do about prick sizes. We must play the hand we are delt.

[CarpeDime]

jj what makes you think a chick would marry you?

unless your order from overseas is that your plan?

[RogueJuror]

Attack the thread not my prick size

lol