Some posters can’t win so here’s some charity - Eagles over Miami

**mjsuax13** · 10-22-23, 06:31 PM

Keep my name out of your threads and out of your mouth. You are entering real thin ice here. Back and forth banter all afternoon is fine but now you are being an over the top jackass. You got it?

**goduke** · 10-22-23, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Keep my name out of your threads and out of your mouth. You are entering real thin ice here. Back and forth banter all afternoon is fine but now you are being an over the top jackass. You got it?

You leave me alone I will do the same. As a moderator I would have expected that from the beginning but apparently that needed to be requested to get that treatment

**Eddy Munny** · 10-22-23, 06:55 PM

^^ Victim Olympics

**Demonata** · 10-22-23, 06:59 PM

So if eagles lose does that mean the charity is fading your picks?

**goduke** · 10-22-23, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by Demonata

So if eagles lose does that mean the charity is fading your picks?

It won’t lose

**goduke** · 10-22-23, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by Demonata

So if eagles lose does that mean the charity is fading your picks?

You want to make money? If so take it. If not that’s ok it’s your choice

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 10-22-23, 07:36 PM

Mods attacking posters.

Opti can I get a ruling here

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 10-22-23, 07:41 PM

**goduke** · 10-22-23, 08:08 PM

So far right in line with what I thought

**DJK** · 10-22-23, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

Is that when his father was car jacked and murdered on a highway?

**DwightShrute** · 10-22-23, 09:24 PM

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**goduke** · 10-22-23, 10:07 PM

Once again I deliver. I’m sure there will be something someone doesn’t like about it though.

**Eddy Munny** · 10-22-23, 10:57 PM

Didn't you cashout right before kickoff and leave the vig as gratuity to your book?

That's usually how you roll, I was just wondering.

**goduke** · 10-22-23, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Didn't you cashout right before kickoff and leave the vig as gratuity to your book?

That's usually how you roll, I was just wondering.

Even though I didn’t cash out. Let’s entertain this stupid fallacy.
If I had done that which I didn’t does it change for anyone who picked it originally and won?
It doesn’t. And that’s why I’m here so fuk off

**Eddy Munny** · 10-22-23, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by goduke

Even though I didn’t cash out. Let’s entertain this stupid fallacy.
If I had done that which I didn’t does it change for anyone who picked it originally and won?
It doesn’t. And that’s why I’m here so fuk off

But what if it loses and they didn't get the timely memo to hedge the fukk out?

You must like to leave people high and dry.

**goduke** · 10-22-23, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

But what if it loses and they didn't get the timely memo to hedge the fukk out?

You must like to leave people high and dry.

Was there anything posted? There was not. Also the one cash out that I did was immediately during a break in the inning of the baseball game. I also mentioned that I might do it before doing it as well as a precursor.
Nothing more I can do. But even that day let’s say they didn’t hedge out and they lost well Houston won that day too which I gave so they would have went 1-1 and barely lost a little on the juice.
You act like I’m out here trying to screw people over when honestly I just want to help. You might not understand that and think whatever you think of me but I get nothing in return other than helping people when I post picks. That’s it

**Eddy Munny** · 10-22-23, 11:43 PM

Please stop lying. I don't ask much of you, but I do ask that.

Will you comply with this one request, Pukemouth? Please?

Will you please stop lying to the denizens gathered among us?

**goduke** · 10-22-23, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Please stop lying. I don't ask much of you, but I do ask that.

Will you comply with this one request, Pukemouth? Please?

Will you please stop lying to the denizens gathered among us?

What did I lie about? Make sure you have some proof too.

**Eddy Munny** · 10-22-23, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by goduke

What did I lie about? Make sure you have some proof too.

You said one time you left the house and touched a woman.

The lie detector determined that was false.

**Optional** · 10-23-23, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Mods attacking posters.

Opti can I get a ruling here

Not sure what went on, but if he has managed to fire up MJ then he has gone too far for sure.

Plus I am not really the right person to ask about this, am I? lol

I think I should be able to give as good as I take without being told I have no right to answer back as a mod.

**trobin31** · 10-23-23, 11:26 AM

Very kind of you to give out winners. You should definitely write this charitable act off your tax bill

**Eddy Munny** · 10-23-23, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by trobin31

Very kind of you to give out winners. You should definitely write this charitable act off your tax bill

He's a modern day folk hero. There will be books written about him, followed by silver screen adaptations, where Dylan Mulvaney will land the lead role as Gopuke, the sportsbook Robinhood.

We're the fortunate ones, getting to witness his meteoric rise first hand, and we shouldn't take that for granted.

**getaloadoffatso** · 10-23-23, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

He's a modern day folk hero. There will be books written about him, followed by silver screen adaptations, where Dylan Mulvaney will land the lead role as Gopuke, the sportsbook Robinhood.

We're the fortunate ones, getting to witness his meteoric rise first hand, and we shouldn't take that for granted.

I was just on the phone with my local Congress person talking about establishing a national holiday for goduke

To my surprise, I was informed the bill has 100% bipartisan support in Congress and has been polished up for quite some time

They are apparently targeting April 1st as the day of worship

I know I complain about our govt alot, but this makes me proud to be an American again

USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!

**Eddy Munny** · 10-23-23, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by getaloadoffatso

I was just on the phone with my local Congress person talking about establishing a national holiday for goduke

To my surprise, I was informed the bill has 100% bipartisan support in Congress and has been polished up for quite some time

They are apparently targeting April 1st as the day of worship

I know I complain about our govt alot, but this makes me proud to be an American again

USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!

That is a beautiful thing. I got a little misty eyed just reading that, I'll be honest. I love it when a plan comes together.

This has been long overdue. All Gopuke wants is to give back to us, and sometimes that is a thankless task. But now we have a national holiday to celebrate this behemoth, this American icon. The fact that it coincides with the day of fools I'm sure is just an unsavory coincidence.

Let us circle this day on our forthcoming 2024 calendars and raise a glass to the one and only... Puke of Earl!

**teacher10** · 10-23-23, 07:48 PM

I'm going ALL IN on this bet for tomorrow.

The sun will rise tomorrow.

You're welcome.

T10