Captain robeys happy thread of bigfoot ,aliens,monsters,and love

**captrobey** · 02-09-24, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Yeah but if you introduce a foreign substance that they find stimulating or titillating, Bigfeet are known to become violent if suddenly deprived of access. There's been stories of people in cabins that set out little fruits and treats for the Squatches and then cut them off and now there's chaos at the cabin. Throwing rocks, pounding on walls at night, even killing pets or livestock.

Just imagine what a Bigfoot hopped up on high fructose corn syrup is capable of in he thinks you're holding out on him.

That happened because they were going into their territory. If they would have invited them in for dinner they would have likely came in and had a nice meal and watched a movie afterwards .The last thing you do is take away their treats though . Especially veggie sticks thise are delicious yet good for you. Although Yeti have been known to be aggressive. But that is because they live so high up they get moody from the lack of oxygen .

**Eddy Munny** · 02-09-24, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by captrobey

That happened because they were going into their territory. If they would have invited them in for dinner they would have likely came in and had a nice meal and watched a movie afterwards .The last thing you do is take away their treats though . Especially veggie sticks thise are delicious yet good for you. Although Yeti have been known to be aggressive. But that is because they live so high up they get moody from the lack of oxygen .

Veggie Sticks are like salt flavored air. You'd have have to procure a truckload of those things to satiate a Bigfoot.

**captrobey** · 02-09-24, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Veggie Sticks are like salt flavored air. You'd have have to procure a truckload of those things to satiate a Bigfoot.

We have to use thousands of those drones being out in the wilderness they drop them down using little parachutes

**captrobey** · 02-10-24, 11:32 AM

Ok want to try and edge this up a bit more trying this

NCAA
Basketball - 611 Alabama -370 for Game
02/10/2024 12:00 PM (EST)
Risking 1112 To Win 300.54

**captrobey** · 02-10-24, 03:01 PM

This would get me higher

NCAA
Basketball - 676 Georgia Southern -400 for Game
02/10/2024 03:00 PM (EST)
Risking 1412 To Win 353

**captrobey** · 02-10-24, 05:34 PM

That hurt

**captrobey** · 02-10-24, 07:34 PM

Ok trying this AS has this as a 4 star pick and i like the numbers

Phoenix Suns ML-118(FP)
Phoenix Suns vs Golden State Warriors
Risk:$0.00Win:$255.08
Phoenix Suns ML-118
Phoenix Suns vs Golden State Warriors
Risk:$399.00Win:$338.14

**captrobey** · 02-11-24, 11:37 AM

2 Tough 1 point losses AGAIN. I am trying this if it hits All in on SB to keep a run going

TOTAL o148½-123 (Florida Atlantic vrs Wichita State)
Florida Atlantic vs Wichita State
Risk:$405.00Win:$329.27
TOTAL o148½-123 (Florida Atlantic vrs Wichita State)(FP)
Florida Atlantic vs Wichita State
Risk:$0.00Win:$271.54

**captrobey** · 02-11-24, 03:14 PM

Tennis once again kills me a -500 + on his serve up 40-15 and he loses. So All in for SB with what's left

TOTAL o46½-110 (San Francisco 49ers vrs Kansas City Chiefs)
NFL Superbowl LVIII - Allegiant Stadium - Las Vegas - NV
Risk:$805.00Win:$731.82

**Eddy Munny** · 02-11-24, 03:15 PM

Little baby bigfoot loves Velveeta and hamburger chip dip.

**captrobey** · 02-12-24, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Little baby bigfoot loves Velveeta and hamburger chip dip.

So do i would be a good sleepover

**Eddy Munny** · 02-12-24, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by captrobey

So do i would be a good sleepover

Yeah, but Bigfoot might touch you in your pants. He's very strong and you wouldn't be able to resist his advances.

**captrobey** · 02-12-24, 01:07 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Yeah, but Bigfoot might touch you in your pants. He's very strong and you wouldn't be able to resist his advances.

Normally when we do a sleepover they like the pull out sofa because they can sleep with Snickers our Kitty. They do not eat them anymore which is good. If they do sleep with us i always give them the bed since they are the guest. His brother does sleep walk though and for some reason just stands on the toilet . Tough when i need the toilet to go potty at 3 AM .

**captrobey** · 02-12-24, 01:26 PM

I won a couple tennis but now this moronic bitch lost second set so if this loses at $1000+

Kalinskaya, Anna ML-624 (Pliskova, Karolina vrs Kalinskaya, Anna)
Pliskova, Karolina vs Kalinskaya, Anna
Risk:$700.00Win:$112.18

**Eddy Munny** · 02-12-24, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by captrobey

Normally when we do a sleepover they like the pull out sofa because they can sleep with Snickers our Kitty. They do not eat them anymore which is good. If they do sleep with us i always give them the bed since they are the guest. His brother does sleep walk though and for some reason just stands on the toilet . Tough when i need the toilet to go potty at 3 AM .

Maybe bigfoot is waiting to give you a golden shower?

**captrobey** · 02-12-24, 07:02 PM

This is a penetrating joke. I am trying this now to go All In later

Borges, Nuno
-505
LIVE
Risk $1,018.00 Win $201.58
Ticket # 6

**captrobey** · 02-12-24, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Maybe bigfoot is waiting to give you a golden shower?

Maybe be does enjoy water polo

**DonnieBrasco23** · 02-12-24, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by captrobey

This is a penetrating joke. I am trying this now to go All In later

Borges, Nuno
-505
LIVE
Risk $1,018.00 Win $201.58
Ticket # 6

I swear I cringe when I see you continually make these type of wagers.

**Eddy Munny** · 02-12-24, 07:37 PM

Bigfoot could partake in a three-legged race without a partner. His buddies call him "tripod."

**captrobey** · 02-12-24, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Bigfoot could partake in a three-legged race without a partner. His buddies call him "tripod."

Yes he likes the potato sack race

**captrobey** · 02-12-24, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by DonnieBrasco23

I swear I cringe when I see you continually make these type of wagers.

Tennis has been killing me and i just do these to try for a certain amount or close to that. This extra amount gets me to this All In so if this can hit will be at $2000+ . Vegas Golden Knts have Won last 7 of 10 are at Home and AS has them winning.

Vegas Golden Knights ML-153
Minnesota Wild vs Vegas Golden Knights
Risk:$1,220.00Win:$797.39

**Eddy Munny** · 02-12-24, 08:54 PM

The amount of sportsbetting chatter that has infiltrated this thread has me a little perturbed. I was under the impression that the explicit mission of this thread was to discuss bigfoot, aliens, cryptozoology, and interspecies sexual relations with an emphasis on the latter.

**captrobey** · 02-12-24, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

The amount of sportsbetting chatter that has infiltrated this thread has me a little perturbed. I was under the impression that the explicit mission of this thread was to discuss bigfoot, aliens, cryptozoology, and interspecies sexual relations with an emphasis on the latter.

It is Sportsbetting posting my bets as i do them . And also anything that is Mysterious and Monsters. I think we should more talk about some of the newer stuff in the spotlight though. That is why i brought up the Aliens at the mall . I think that is pretty interesting. I actually think we stayed near there when we went on a cruise .

There was video of a guy who went to investigate it i watched a few of these. On his way there the bridge was blocked and it looked like the bridge we stayed at a hotel near where the cruise ships are.

**Eddy Munny** · 02-12-24, 09:21 PM

**trobin31** · 02-12-24, 09:41 PM

I want one of those dope jellyfish flying suits the aliens have touring around in

**Jayvegas420** · 02-13-24, 12:51 AM

In Canada its called a Samsquanch.
They say no ones ever recorded one but, my friend Bubs swears one tried to break into his shed outside his igloo & bum rape him.

**Eddy Munny** · 02-13-24, 01:00 AM

That's not a Samsquatch, that's his Tinder date. She doesn't look like her profile pic because of angles and filters and whatnot.

**Optional** · 02-13-24, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

In Canada its called a Samsquanch.
They say no ones ever recorded one but, my friend Bubs swears one tried to break into his shed outside his igloo & bum rape him.

In Australia it's called a Yowie

**Da Manster!** · 02-13-24, 08:38 AM

Captain Robey! How bout this evil tomato that looks just like Linda Blair from "The Exorcist"!...

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**JAKEPEAVY21** · 02-13-24, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by DonnieBrasco23

I swear I cringe when I see you continually make these type of wagers.

Agreed Jerkybrasco, these rarely end well for the skipper

**DonnieBrasco23** · 02-13-24, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

Agreed Jerkybrasco, these rarely end well for the skipper

Can’t teach an old dog new tricks, he is set in his negative even ways and will never change.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 02-13-24, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by DonnieBrasco23

Can’t teach an old dog new tricks, he is set in his negative even ways and will never change.

Yes he is..

**ki dice** · 02-13-24, 03:45 PM

Believe it or not he actually has one of the better systems, that’s my opinion and the main point is he sticks with it never changes he’s consistent with it. Hits for bigger amounts and sends less amounts has discipline and sticktoitiveness. Not to mention having balls all in all each year comes out decent unlike most

**ki dice** · 02-13-24, 03:48 PM

For me personally all in bets never work and overs can never hit I do well on unders but his overs more than not on all in bets go pretty well in recent history

**Eddy Munny** · 02-13-24, 04:54 PM

If Bigfoot was eligible for the NFL draft I reckon he would go #1 overall. The distance between him and Caleb Williams you'd have to measure in light years. The thing is Bigfoot could play a multitude of positions. The opposing offenses/defenses would have to account for him on every single play. Having Bigfoot on your roster is like having Mario after a starburst, it's a cheat code.