Vegas Report: BidENFLATION has Strip hookers in "uberaggressive" mode.....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Vegas Report: BidENFLATION has Strip hookers in "uberaggressive" mode.....
    Fresh report from a day or so ago: my son in law was on business in Vegas, staying at Paris, and decided to play a few slots.... He and his co-worker were hit on relentlessly by the ladies of the night, many of whom were hot little guttersnipes, according to the report, the most confident/sexy of them all followed him to the elevators after aggressively hovering around him and eyeing the fukk out of him, asking, as he hit the elevator button if he was ready to have his world rocked.

    when he declined, and the door opened, she even took one last hard sell of her wares/services, blurting out "I HAVE A GREAT ASS!!!!!"

    He's a vegas/casino regular, and noted that the Biden Price Hike and bidenflation have the whores really pushing hard to turn as many tricks as possible, to try and stay afloat economically......
  • DrunkHorseplayer
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-15-10
    • 7719

    #2
    Should've asked for a one night free trial.
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    • pologq
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-07-12
      • 19899

      #3
      did she have a great ass?
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
        Should've asked for a one night free trial.
        I'm just glad I wasn't in his shoes..... my wife would probably be hiring me to divorce her from me.....

        but I'd still be wearing that great ass like a hat on my way to file the damn divorce petition at the clerk's office.....
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by pologq
          did she have a great ass?
          I'll probably have to get him drunk while out fishing to get the truth outta him.....

          meanwhile, my wife already kicked me in the nuts this morning when I said we need a vegas trip, and we should stay at Paris since we never have before, and give it a try......
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          • pologq
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-07-12
            • 19899

            #6
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            I'm just glad I wasn't in his shoes..... my wife would probably be hiring me to divorce her from me.....

            but I'd still be wearing that great ass like a hat on my way to file the damn divorce petition at the clerk's office.....
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            • Slurry Pumper
              SBR MVP
              • 06-18-18
              • 2811

              #7
              Its not just the overall inflation. There is a glut of fresh workers that have been imported from the south of the border crowd and prices have never been cheaper. I have no personal knowledge of this, it is just something I read just in case the 'ole lady reads this.
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              • mpaschal34
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-04-13
                • 12087

                #8
                Originally posted by Slurry Pumper
                Its not just the overall inflation. There is a glut of fresh workers that have been imported from the south of the border crowd and prices have never been cheaper. I have no personal knowledge of this, it is just something I read just in case the 'ole lady reads this.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Pass
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    sounds like gettin' laid is cheaper than a few gallons of gas out there.......
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                    • pologq
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-07-12
                      • 19899

                      #11
                      massage parlor girls are as greedy as ever
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pologq
                        massage parlor girls are as greedy as ever
                        fuk those lame ass rub n tug hos......

                        buy a straight up streetwalkin' whore like those babes that hang out at venetian and bellagio and plow the shit out of em.....
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                        • KnuckleHeadz
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-11-19
                          • 8194

                          #13
                          Donk,

                          Any interesting stories on this fine POA?

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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz
                            Donk,

                            Any interesting stories on this fine POA?

                            I wish, reminds me of that playful aussie babe sprinter/hurdler (cant recall which, the one that makes dudes whack off before even running the race).......


                            seems to have that same playful narcistic attitude.......





                            this is the ho she reminds me of attitude wise:


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                            • manny24
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-22-07
                              • 20046

                              #15
                              someone run over to Paris and post some pics ffs
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                              • SamsNCharge99
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-22-08
                                • 41242

                                #16
                                Win a few hundred at the tables and get a BJ. Its vegas

                                done it i wanna say 4-5x in my times in vegas
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17




                                  down to four minutes now given the glut and bidENFLATION.....
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                                  • pilebuck13
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-15-15
                                    • 17918

                                    #18
                                    Donk gun to your head which one would you? Hillary Clinton or Barbra walters
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pilebuck13
                                      Donk gun to your head which one would you? Hillary Clinton or Barbra walters
                                      if it was a snuff film where I got to off the ho at the end, hiLIARy for sure, anal only prior to donkey punching her head so hard it caused a basal skull fracture of the type that killed the Intimidator at Daytona......

                                      non snuff, walters, ending that with a classic "angry pirate" maneuver.....
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                                      • pilebuck13
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-15-15
                                        • 17918

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        if it was a snuff film where I got to off the ho at the end, hiLIARy for sure, anal only prior to donkey punching her head so hard it caused a basal skull fracture of the type that killed the Intimidator at Daytona......

                                        non snuff, walters, ending that with a classic "angry pirate" maneuver.....
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                                        • Itsamazing777
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-14-12
                                          • 12602

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          if it was a snuff film where I got to off the ho at the end, hiLIARy for sure, anal only prior to donkey punching her head so hard it caused a basal skull fracture of the type that killed the Intimidator at Daytona......

                                          non snuff, walters, ending that with a classic "angry pirate" maneuver.....
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            for all you rookies (and twinks like JJ Gold who only know about gay games like "jellywatchers"):


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                                            • USCPHILLYGUY
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-15-12
                                              • 21746

                                              #23
                                              Donker I’ll be at the Borgota Thurs - Sat. Will give you a full report
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43558

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                Donker I’ll be at the Borgota Thurs - Sat. Will give you a full report
                                                good man, Philly...... I know I can trust your data on the pros......
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  since I have a pool party at DonkLand to throw my junk around at this afternoon, I sent my cat, Kitten Meowgi, over to Paris to do further recon........

                                                  this is what the cat dragged in:


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                                                  • KVB
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pilebuck13
                                                    Donk gun to your head which one would you? Hillary Clinton or Barbra walters

                                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk

                                                    if it was a snuff film where I got to off the ho at the end, hiLIARy for sure, anal only prior to donkey punching her head so hard it caused a basal skull fracture of the type that killed the Intimidator at Daytona......

                                                    non snuff, walters, ending that with a classic "angry pirate" maneuver.....
                                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                    for all you rookies (and twinks like JJ Gold who only know about gay games like "jellywatchers"):


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                                                    • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 10-08-10
                                                      • 8944

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                      for all you rookies (and twinks like JJ Gold who only know about gay games like "jellywatchers"):



                                                      I think most women would take an ‘Angry Pirate’ over a ‘Dirty Sanchez’…..
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                                                      • 19th Hole
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-22-09
                                                        • 18952

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                        I'll probably have to get him drunk while out fishing to get the truth outta him.....

                                                        meanwhile, my wife already kicked me in the nuts this morning when I said we need a vegas trip, and we should stay at Paris since we never have before, and give it a try......
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