What about when he went on the body building forum and started talking about stroking in alleys?
Got banned instantly.
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#38
The funniest had to be when he wrote up his daily schedule, that's probably the best couple of paragraphs in gambling forum history.
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#39
Brick,
True, JJ was on some other forums back in the day posting weird shit.
I’m not sure if he’s into bodybuilding anymore.
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#40
Lol, I wonder if anyone can pull that up. That was great.
Originally posted by BrickJames
The funniest had to be when he wrote up his daily schedule, that's probably the best couple of paragraphs in gambling forum history.
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#41
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
Brick,
True, JJ was on some other forums back in the day posting weird shit.
I’m not sure if he’s into bodybuilding anymore.
He went under as a joke and screenshotted everything back to SBR.
One of his first threads was about pleasuring himself in alleys.
Something about he lives the small apartment with a roommate so you need to go in the alleys.
They banned him right away it was hilarious. You should have seen the replies from these knuckleheads
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#42
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
Lol, I wonder if anyone can pull that up. That was great.
It could be easily found with the Search tool, he talks about throwing out candy to kids and keep saying "make some posts" like 100 times
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#43
LOL!
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#44
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
MaltedHop,
There was actually worse.
The 2.3 pecker video.
It was sad and disturbing.
Even after all these years
Remember the sweats had a hole in the crotch? They were the best
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compaqDikk
SBR Hall of Famer
10-08-05
5699
#45
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
Lol, I wonder if anyone can pull that up. That was great.
4:30AM -6:00AM Workout
6:00AM- 6:20AM Shower
6:30AM- Glue my rug to my forehead
6:45AM- Eat 2 granola bars, 2 milky ways, 8 oriole cookies, 2 bwls of cereal and maybe a few jellyfish candies and 3 glasses of whole milk.
7:00AM- Post at RX
7:30AM- Get into my 74 Plymouth (4 door) no roof and fly to work waiving to the ladies at the bus stop and fukkin praying my rug does not come off.
8:0AM- Play cards with the brothers for about a half an hour, no raises just $50 antes.
8:30AM- Work, all business, well sneak some posts in from time to time.
11:00 Break- small bacon and egg sandwish with potatoe chips and some pretzles and 2 sodas. If any milk duds are around I will eat them too.
11:00 Work
12:00PM- Lunch, usually Mcdonalds- 2 fries, 4 cheeseburgers and 3 servings of fried chicken , milk shake and one soda and sometimes a little desert. Post a little
1:00 Work
3:00 Break- Usually a small sub, pretzels and some jellyfish (1/2 pound) 1 soda (root beer)
4:00- Get in my plymouth cruising and looking for chicks, have wirless connection to post on the side of the road.
5:00 Diner- Usually Pizza and soda with 3 side orders of buffalo wings
5:30- Posting Zone
6:00 Looking for moves
6:30- Calling locals
7:00 Scouting reports from my people about books in trouble
7:30 Prime time, ready to go and hit a game hard
9:00 Posting frenzy, fired up fighting with everyone
9:30 Call Kenny and we go over the day and behavior of posters
10:30 Pacing in my residence and waiting for someone to rip me
11:00 Blast Bay City Roller tapes, dancing and shitt and looking in the mirror at myself.
12:00 My fukkin rug is stuck to my huge fukkin forehead, get out w-4 and grease my scalp and rug releases
12:30AM walking around bald and posting and maiing calls
2:00- answer about 25 ads on thenet trying to get a date
2:30AM Getting little tired and eat, usually muscles, sandwich, peanut butter on crackers, popcorn, some sodas and of course ice cream about a pint a night.
2.45 am. check my pecker....taking some seaweed rengle solution to make it grow
3:30AM Bed.............................
Good Night Boys
__________________
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#46
Originally posted by compaqDikk
4:30AM -6:00AM Workout
6:00AM- 6:20AM Shower
6:30AM- Glue my rug to my forehead
6:45AM- Eat 2 granola bars, 2 milky ways, 8 oriole cookies, 2 bwls of cereal and maybe a few jellyfish candies and 3 glasses of whole milk.
7:00AM- Post at RX
7:30AM- Get into my 74 Plymouth (4 door) no roof and fly to work waiving to the ladies at the bus stop and fukkin praying my rug does not come off.
8:0AM- Play cards with the brothers for about a half an hour, no raises just $50 antes.
8:30AM- Work, all business, well sneak some posts in from time to time.
11:00 Break- small bacon and egg sandwish with potatoe chips and some pretzles and 2 sodas. If any milk duds are around I will eat them too.
11:00 Work
12:00PM- Lunch, usually Mcdonalds- 2 fries, 4 cheeseburgers and 3 servings of fried chicken , milk shake and one soda and sometimes a little desert. Post a little
1:00 Work
3:00 Break- Usually a small sub, pretzels and some jellyfish (1/2 pound) 1 soda (root beer)
4:00- Get in my plymouth cruising and looking for chicks, have wirless connection to post on the side of the road.
5:00 Diner- Usually Pizza and soda with 3 side orders of buffalo wings
5:30- Posting Zone
6:00 Looking for moves
6:30- Calling locals
7:00 Scouting reports from my people about books in trouble
7:30 Prime time, ready to go and hit a game hard
9:00 Posting frenzy, fired up fighting with everyone
9:30 Call Kenny and we go over the day and behavior of posters
10:30 Pacing in my residence and waiting for someone to rip me
11:00 Blast Bay City Roller tapes, dancing and shitt and looking in the mirror at myself.
12:00 My fukkin rug is stuck to my huge fukkin forehead, get out w-4 and grease my scalp and rug releases
12:30AM walking around bald and posting and maiing calls
2:00- answer about 25 ads on thenet trying to get a date
2:30AM Getting little tired and eat, usually muscles, sandwich, peanut butter on crackers, popcorn, some sodas and of course ice cream about a pint a night.
2.45 am. check my pecker....taking some seaweed rengle solution to make it grow
3:30AM Bed.............................
Good Night Boys
__________________
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#47
LOL!
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Administrator
06-10-10
60690
#48
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#49
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
Brick,
True, JJ was on some other forums back in the day posting weird shit.
I’m not sure if he’s into bodybuilding anymore.
LandBaron on an agricultural site years ago same deal
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pologq
SBR Posting Legend
10-07-12
19899
#50
JJ were you working out while eating all that? That is a lot of food
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slayer14
SBR Posting Legend
08-12-13
22007
#51
JJ needs to do a live one off online gambling stream it would be epic
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#52
Originally posted by compaqDikk
4:30AM -6:00AM Workout
6:00AM- 6:20AM Shower
6:30AM- Glue my rug to my forehead
6:45AM- Eat 2 granola bars, 2 milky ways, 8 oriole cookies, 2 bwls of cereal and maybe a few jellyfish candies and 3 glasses of whole milk.
7:00AM- Post at RX
7:30AM- Get into my 74 Plymouth (4 door) no roof and fly to work waiving to the ladies at the bus stop and fukkin praying my rug does not come off.
8:0AM- Play cards with the brothers for about a half an hour, no raises just $50 antes.
8:30AM- Work, all business, well sneak some posts in from time to time.
11:00 Break- small bacon and egg sandwish with potatoe chips and some pretzles and 2 sodas. If any milk duds are around I will eat them too.
11:00 Work
12:00PM- Lunch, usually Mcdonalds- 2 fries, 4 cheeseburgers and 3 servings of fried chicken , milk shake and one soda and sometimes a little desert. Post a little
1:00 Work
3:00 Break- Usually a small sub, pretzels and some jellyfish (1/2 pound) 1 soda (root beer)
4:00- Get in my plymouth cruising and looking for chicks, have wirless connection to post on the side of the road.
5:00 Diner- Usually Pizza and soda with 3 side orders of buffalo wings
5:30- Posting Zone
6:00 Looking for moves
6:30- Calling locals
7:00 Scouting reports from my people about books in trouble
7:30 Prime time, ready to go and hit a game hard
9:00 Posting frenzy, fired up fighting with everyone
9:30 Call Kenny and we go over the day and behavior of posters
10:30 Pacing in my residence and waiting for someone to rip me
11:00 Blast Bay City Roller tapes, dancing and shitt and looking in the mirror at myself.
12:00 My fukkin rug is stuck to my huge fukkin forehead, get out w-4 and grease my scalp and rug releases
12:30AM walking around bald and posting and maiing calls
2:00- answer about 25 ads on thenet trying to get a date
2:30AM Getting little tired and eat, usually muscles, sandwich, peanut butter on crackers, popcorn, some sodas and of course ice cream about a pint a night.
2.45 am. check my pecker....taking some seaweed rengle solution to make it grow
3:30AM Bed.............................
Good Night Boys
__________________
This is hilarious
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34103
#53
I wonder if that's where seaweed got his handle???
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63165
#54
the hidden cam video with the call girl when the bash was going on in 2008 or 2009
I believe she was Korean American, dark and round
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#55
lol, Corbin was in his prime back then.
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Administrator
06-10-10
60690
#56
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#57
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Mike Huntertz
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
11203
#58
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
He definately worked out. With his diet regeim it's a wonder he isn't 300lbs.
This JJ gold sh!t is like a car wreck....I have to watch!
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#59
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388189
#60
I’m banged up now guys because I gambling and steroids it’s not pretty looking at me any longer are used to be good looking as you all are well aware
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ChuckyTheGoat
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-04-11
36700
#61
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
lol, Corbin was in his prime back then.
Haha, guy sleeps one hour, does it all again next day.
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#62
Remember the handicapping video he made in the rain.
Good times.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388189
#63
Fazzer Do you know I have over 800 marks on my ass from steroid shots
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#64
You were geared up to the max JJ.
Was it bodybuilding dot com where you were a staple in the steroid forums, along with that farming forum.
Originally posted by jjgold
Fazzer Do you know I have over 800 marks on my ass from steroid shots
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#65
had to be that entire video series where JJ was expanding his sexuality, and hooking up with gay men, takin' on the role of being a "tender bottom, that they'd have to be gentle with".....
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#66
The allegations were out there, no doubt Auto. There were rumors that JJ was involved for EXPERIMENTATION PURPSOSES only.
None of it was ever substantiated, and the entire story lost traction.
Originally posted by Auto Donk
had to be that entire video series where JJ was expanding his sexuality, and hooking up with gay men, takin' on the role of being a "tender bottom, that they'd have to be gentle with".....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#67
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
The allegations were out there, no doubt Auto. There were rumors that JJ was involved for EXPERIMENTATION PURPSOSES only.
None of it was ever substantiated, and the entire story lost traction.
at least we have the videos in part of this compilation, harking back to the days when JJ Gold wanted to ride a huge kahk........
somewhere around the 5:24 minute mark is the start, his gay rantings go on for what seems like hours.........
yes, JJ, bring the lube...... you're gonna need a lot of it.......
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#68
Auto where the hell did you find this, holy christ.
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SamsNCharge99
SBR Aristocracy
10-22-08
41242
#69
Wheres sbr.tv
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KiDBaZkiT
SBR Posting Legend
10-20-09
14962
#70
Minus the gay stuff and Gold an absolute fukking LEGEND!!!