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  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
    • 26314

    #1
    Spoke to my mechanic Gus he has another play
    He said take Denver Nuggets -5.5

    I took my car in because my breaks were squeaking and he just charged me a few hundred for new break pads but he said i can make it back with this play

    When you find the right mechanic life is good
  • gauchojake
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    • 09-17-10
    • 34103

    #2
    Breaks and bedding

    That's some colorful spelling
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    • johnnyvegas13
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      • 05-21-15
      • 27799

      #3
      lol do we believe these stories

      how does he meet so many guys who bet???
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      • stevenash
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        • 01-17-11
        • 65200

        #4
        Originally posted by johnnyvegas13
        lol do we believe these stories

        how does he meet so many guys who bet???

        We love Weeder.
        How can you not love Weeder?
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        • Kermit
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          • 09-27-10
          • 32555

          #5
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          • johnnyvegas13
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            • 05-21-15
            • 27799

            #6
            Originally posted by stevenash
            We love Weeder.
            How can you not love Weeder?
            I love weeders as well

            think these back stories just his shtick tho
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            • stevenash
              Moderator
              • 01-17-11
              • 65200

              #7
              Originally posted by johnnyvegas13
              I love weeders as well

              think these back stories just his shtick tho
              Ya think?





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              • unde0087
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                • 03-27-08
                • 28871

                #8
                Originally posted by johnnyvegas13
                I love weeders as well

                think these back stories just his shtick tho
                Tell me you are joking?
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                • gauchojake
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                  • 09-17-10
                  • 34103

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kermit
                  You musta got manure fer yer brains
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                  • stevenash
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                    • 01-17-11
                    • 65200

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gauchojake
                    You musta got manure fer yer brains
                    Classic



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                    • big joe 1212
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-01-08
                      • 19379

                      #11
                      It amazes me people don’t know proper English

                      2 threads in a row!

                      Brake pads, not break pads

                      Here, not hear

                      Everyone went to JJ’s elementary school I guess
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388189

                        #12
                        ML better
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                        • stevenash
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                          • 01-17-11
                          • 65200

                          #13
                          Originally posted by big joe 1212
                          It amazes me people don’t know proper English

                          2 threads in a row!

                          Brake pads, not break pads

                          Here, not hear

                          Everyone went to JJ’s elementary school I guess

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                          • Seaweed
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                            • 01-19-12
                            • 26314

                            #14
                            Gus is the real deal

                            He says he is banned from betting Portuguese Soccer with his local
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                            • chico2663
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                              • 09-02-10
                              • 36915

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Seaweed
                              He said take Denver Nuggets -5.5

                              I took my car in because my breaks were squeaking and he just charged me a few hundred for new break pads but he said i can make it back with this play

                              When you find the right mechanic life is good
                              Either you are a bigger dumb ass than I thought or your lying. No way does it cost few hundred bucks for brake pads. Hell I changed mine the other day and it was 50 for labor.
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                              • Stallion
                                SBR MVP
                                • 03-21-10
                                • 3617

                                #16
                                The few hundred included the pick I guess...
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                                • USCPHILLYGUY
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-15-12
                                  • 21744

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by chico2663
                                  Either you are a bigger dumb ass than I thought or your lying. No way does it cost few hundred bucks for brake pads. Hell I changed mine the other day and it was 50 for labor.
                                  He did the routers too (rotors)
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                                  • stevenash
                                    Moderator
                                    • 01-17-11
                                    • 65200

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                    Gus is the real deal

                                    He says he is banned from betting Portuguese Soccer with his local
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                                    • Easy-Rider 66
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                                      • 02-14-12
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                                      #19
                                      Get em WEED
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                                      • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                        • 01-02-12
                                        • 19735

                                        #20
                                        Who does your bottom dad like today seeweird?
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                                        • Otters27
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                                          • 07-14-07
                                          • 30749

                                          #21
                                          Free brakes. Not a bad deal
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                                          • ChuckyTheGoat
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                                            • 04-04-11
                                            • 36756

                                            #22
                                            Weed, good stuff. Think I figured out the angle. Gus is front-running:

                                            1) Gus knows you're big-time.
                                            2) Gus knows you have a following and will move the needle.
                                            3) Gus lets it plays out and plunges in on the LATE number.

                                            Think I'm crazy? In practice, Gus got down on -5.5 EARLY. # climbling, will close at -7.

                                            Gus comes back w/ +7 LATE. Can't beat that w/ a stick.
                                            Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                            • Thrilla
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                                              • 03-10-15
                                              • 13809

                                              #23
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                                              • risKingDigits
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                                                • 12-22-21
                                                • 467

                                                #24
                                                I’m sure Sug daddy threw in a free lube job too.

                                                Preventative maintenance, like fixing the breaks, checking the rubber, using the dipstick to check your oil is all good stuff...right weedz. Just be careful though, if you can’t pay, he will put a mechanic lean on you.
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                                                • sunshine11
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                                                  • 04-13-14
                                                  • 2634

                                                  #25
                                                  Spoke to my prostitute Olga and she said go with,

                                                  Under Clippers.
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                                                  • unde0087
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                                                    • 03-27-08
                                                    • 28871

                                                    #26
                                                    Seaweed, your bullshit has been played out like several others here pretending things. The only thing you have left is to go on with Sammy. You don't have to show your face or show anything. You can pretend like the others on Sammy's show. Just pretend. You are a professional gambler. That is what all these fukin retards always say. They have internet pretend lives.
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                                                    • ELNATURAL
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                                                      • 07-27-17
                                                      • 1957

                                                      #27
                                                      Seaweed

                                                      Professional
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                                                      • stevenash
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                                                        • 01-17-11
                                                        • 65200

                                                        #28
                                                        Weeder?
                                                        Gus open today, if so does he have time to change my points and plugs?
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82486

                                                          #29
                                                          Mechanics are not your best source of winning picks. Talk to people that are close to the players like trainers. What the heck does a mechanic know about the NBA?
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                                                          • Seaweed
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                                                            • 01-19-12
                                                            • 26314

                                                            #30
                                                            I’m really upset because today I went and he is closed I was hoping he would have a bounce back place for me even though my car doesn’t need any fixing I called him up and he said he won’t give me a play until I take in my car to be fixed next time
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                                                            • OldBill
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                                                              • 11-02-21
                                                              • 6402

                                                              #31
                                                              we love our weeder
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                                                              • ChuckyTheGoat
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                                                                • 04-04-11
                                                                • 36756

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                I’m really upset because today I went and he is closed I was hoping he would have a bounce back place for me even though my car doesn’t need any fixing I called him up and he said he won’t give me a play until I take in my car to be fixed next time
                                                                Weed, you'll think he'll give you a free Oil Change next time to square it up?

                                                                Get em next time, Weed.
                                                                Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                                • ChuckyTheGoat
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                                                                  • 04-04-11
                                                                  • 36756

                                                                  #33
                                                                  How exactly does this conversation go down?

                                                                  WEED: "How's it look, Gus? What's the estimate on the damages?"

                                                                  GUS: "Well, Weeder. Your Johnson rod is blown out. On top of the standard Oil Change, we're looking at $200."

                                                                  WEED (down): "Oh, man, that's a lot of dough."

                                                                  GUS: "Don't worry about it. If you put $220 on Denver -5.5, you'll clear $200. And then it will be like your service is for Free."
                                                                  Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                                  • johnnyvegas13
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                                                                    • 05-21-15
                                                                    • 27799

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                                                                    How exactly does this conversation go down?

                                                                    WEED: "How's it look, Gus? What's the estimate on the damages?"

                                                                    GUS: "Well, Weeder. Your Johnson rod is blown out. On top of the standard Oil Change, we're looking at $200."

                                                                    WEED (down): "Oh, man, that's a lot of dough."

                                                                    GUS: "Don't worry about it. If you put $220 on Denver -5.5, you'll clear $200. And then it will be like your service is for Free."
                                                                    Lol it doesn’t make sense
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                                                                    • sunshine11
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                                                                      • 04-13-14
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sunshine11
                                                                      Under Clippers.
                                                                      Thanks Olga. You're hot!
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