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  • asiagambler
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 07-23-17
    • 6827

    #36
    5 has happened more frequently since they moved the extra point back

    There has actually been more games that landed on 5 (55) than 4 (50) since the rule change
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    • thomorino
      Restricted User
      • 06-01-17
      • 45842

      #37
      Originally posted by KVB
      This is wrong.

      The margin of 5 points is in the top 10 most frequent margins of victory in the NFL over the last 20 years and more than 5,200 plays.

      It's a more common margin of victory than 13, 17 or 21.

      Does this ignorance ever end with this guy????

      Unreal.

      And again to show how dumb and misleading this post is, this dumb shit is arguing that because games land on 5 more than 2% of the time but less than 5% of the time the number 5 is relevant.

      This is yet another example of what a dumb shit this mentally ill parasite is.
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      • KVB
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 05-29-14
        • 74817

        #38
        Originally posted by asiagambler
        5 has happened more frequently since they moved the extra point back

        There has actually been more games that landed on 5 (55) than 4 (50) since the rule change
        This Morono guy would be better off just not saying anything than spouting nonsense.

        SBR should verify his age, he's got to be like 12 years old.
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        • thomorino
          Restricted User
          • 06-01-17
          • 45842

          #39
          Originally posted by asiagambler
          5 has happened more frequently since they moved the extra point back

          There has actually been more games that landed on 5 (55) than 4 (50) since the rule change
          Games have landed on 5 very slightly more with the 2 point conversion, it’s still a dead number.
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          • thomorino
            Restricted User
            • 06-01-17
            • 45842

            #40
            Originally posted by KVB
            This Morono guy would be better off just not saying anything than spouting nonsense.

            SBR should verify his age, he's got to be like 12 years old.
            I just put you in your place once again, go back to hiding in the sub forums parasite.
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            • asiagambler
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 07-23-17
              • 6827

              #41
              Originally posted by KVB
              This Morono guy would be better off just not saying anything than spouting nonsense.

              SBR should verify his age, he's got to be like 12 years old.
              I'm not really taking sides here or anything but if using data over last 20 years as you posted, then 5 is less frequent than all other single digit margins except 8 and 9 (and 0) so it definitely at least used to be a dead number

              Now it's happened more frequently since the rule change but as to whether that's a large enough sample size to make definitive conclusions is anyone's guess though I think it is
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              • thomorino
                Restricted User
                • 06-01-17
                • 45842

                #42
                There are 6 games this year that have landed on 5 out of over 150 games.

                This is consistent with longer term data and suggests the number of 5 matter about 3-4 percent of time, meaning it’s a dead number as I said.

                Kvb is full of shit as usual.
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                • thomorino
                  Restricted User
                  • 06-01-17
                  • 45842

                  #43
                  Originally posted by asiagambler
                  I'm not really taking sides here or anything but if using data over last 20 years as you posted, then 5 is less frequent than all other single digit margins except 8 and 9 (and 0) so it definitely at least used to be a dead number

                  Now it's happened more frequently since the rule change but as to whether that's a large enough sample size to make definitive conclusions is anyone's guess though I think it is
                  Even since the rule change 5 is still a dead number. It’s not completely irrelevant, as I stated, but it’s a dead number as I said.
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                  • mjsuax13
                    Moderator
                    • 03-14-15
                    • 25103

                    #44
                    LOL
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                    • thomorino
                      Restricted User
                      • 06-01-17
                      • 45842

                      #45
                      Originally posted by mjsuax13
                      LOL
                      You are a dumb shit.
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                      • mjsuax13
                        Moderator
                        • 03-14-15
                        • 25103

                        #46
                        El KVB era el dueño de tu cabrón.
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                        • Booya711
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-20-11
                          • 27329

                          #47
                          Originally posted by mjsuax13
                          El KVB era el dueño de tu cabrón.
                          2 dumb shits
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                          • thomorino
                            Restricted User
                            • 06-01-17
                            • 45842

                            #48
                            Originally posted by mjsuax13
                            El KVB era el dueño de tu cabrón.
                            Originally posted by Booya711
                            2 dumb shits
                            2 dumb shits
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                            • mjsuax13
                              Moderator
                              • 03-14-15
                              • 25103

                              #49
                              My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                              The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                              And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                              It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
                              My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                              The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                              And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                              It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                              [Eminem as Stan:]
                              Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
                              I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
                              I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
                              There probably was a problem at the post office or something
                              Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
                              But anyways; penetrate it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
                              My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
                              If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
                              I'mma name her Bonnie
                              I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
                              I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
                              I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
                              I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
                              I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
                              I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
                              Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
                              Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
                              This is Stan

                              [Dido:]
                              My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                              The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                              And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                              It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                              [Eminem as Stan:]
                              Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
                              I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** UP you don't answer fans
                              If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
                              You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
                              That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
                              We waited in the blistering cold for you
                              For four hours and you just said, "No"
                              That's pretty shitty man - you're like his penetrating idol
                              He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
                              I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
                              Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
                              You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
                              I never knew my father neither
                              He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
                              I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
                              So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
                              'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
                              I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
                              Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
                              It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
                              See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
                              My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
                              But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
                              She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
                              You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
                              Sincerely yours, Stan
                              P.S.
                              We should be together, too

                              [Dido:]
                              My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                              The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                              And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                              It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                              [Eminem as Stan:]
                              Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
                              This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
                              It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
                              I know you got my last two letters;
                              I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
                              So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
                              I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
                              Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
                              You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
                              About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
                              But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
                              That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
                              Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
                              And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
                              I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
                              I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
                              You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
                              And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
                              I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
                              See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
                              Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
                              But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
                              'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
                              Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
                              Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
                              [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

                              [Dido:]
                              My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                              The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                              And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                              It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                              [Eminem:]
                              Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
                              You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
                              Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
                              And here's an autograph for your brother
                              I wrote it on the Starter cap
                              I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
                              Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
                              But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
                              I say that shit's just clowning , dawg
                              C'mon! How ****** up is you?
                              You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling
                              To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
                              And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
                              That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
                              I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
                              Or maybe you just need to treat her better
                              I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
                              Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
                              If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan
                              Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
                              I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
                              I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
                              Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
                              And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
                              And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
                              Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
                              Damn!
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                              • thomorino
                                Restricted User
                                • 06-01-17
                                • 45842

                                #50
                                Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
                                My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                                [Eminem as Stan:]
                                Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
                                I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
                                I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
                                There probably was a problem at the post office or something
                                Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
                                But anyways; penetrate it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
                                My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
                                If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
                                I'mma name her Bonnie
                                I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
                                I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
                                I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
                                I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
                                I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
                                I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
                                Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
                                Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
                                This is Stan

                                [Dido:]
                                My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                                [Eminem as Stan:]
                                Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
                                I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** UP you don't answer fans
                                If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
                                You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
                                That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
                                We waited in the blistering cold for you
                                For four hours and you just said, "No"
                                That's pretty shitty man - you're like his penetrating idol
                                He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
                                I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
                                Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
                                You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
                                I never knew my father neither
                                He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
                                I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
                                So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
                                'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
                                I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
                                Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
                                It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
                                See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
                                My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
                                But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
                                She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
                                You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
                                Sincerely yours, Stan
                                P.S.
                                We should be together, too

                                [Dido:]
                                My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                                [Eminem as Stan:]
                                Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
                                This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
                                It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
                                I know you got my last two letters;
                                I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
                                So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
                                I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
                                Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
                                You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
                                About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
                                But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
                                That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
                                Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
                                And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
                                I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
                                I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
                                You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
                                And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
                                I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
                                See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
                                Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
                                But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
                                'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
                                Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
                                Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
                                [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

                                [Dido:]
                                My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                                [Eminem:]
                                Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
                                You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
                                Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
                                And here's an autograph for your brother
                                I wrote it on the Starter cap
                                I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
                                Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
                                But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
                                I say that shit's just clowning , dawg
                                C'mon! How ****** up is you?
                                You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling
                                To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
                                And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
                                That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
                                I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
                                Or maybe you just need to treat her better
                                I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
                                Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
                                If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan
                                Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
                                I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
                                I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
                                Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
                                And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
                                And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
                                Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
                                Damn!
                                You are a dumb shit.
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                                • Choi The Gamer
                                  SBR Hustler
                                  • 10-04-20
                                  • 75

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by thomorino
                                  -35.8 units

                                  From the week 9 thread

                                  Colts +108 moneyline

                                  Bears +132 moneyline

                                  Ravens -6.5 -120

                                  Eagles -3

                                  Bucs -6
                                  Like the Colts, LOVE the Bears. This is a game where Dalvin Cook rushes for 180 yards but Minnesota scores 5 FGs and loses 29-30.
                                  Comment
                                  • thomorino
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 06-01-17
                                    • 45842

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Choi The Gamer
                                    Like the Colts, LOVE the Bears. This is a game where Dalvin Cook rushes for 180 yards but Minnesota scores 5 FGs and loses 29-30.
                                    I don’t think that’s likely, the Bears have always been able to contain Cook and Cousins record on grass is trash. Bears offense isn’t impressive either, but the Vikings have a lot of injuries at corner.
                                    Comment
                                    • Choi The Gamer
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 10-04-20
                                      • 75

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by thomorino
                                      I don’t think that’s likely, the Bears have always been able to contain Cook and Cousins record on grass is trash. Bears offense isn’t impressive either, but the Vikings have a lot of injuries at corner.
                                      I would agree but the Bears have not always played this type of defense. Looking at 2020 stats they funnel opposing offense to run instead of passing. I think Cook has a better day than Thielen and much better day than Cousins.


                                      ... And Vikings still lose.
                                      Comment
                                      • joco
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-24-11
                                        • 3242

                                        #54
                                        I actually like bears. already have that marked myself. Likely a public fade also. Gotta look into it more.

                                        Not sure about eagles here. Might go opposite with giants and buy hook to 4.

                                        Best of luck
                                        Comment
                                        • thomorino
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 06-01-17
                                          • 45842

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by joco
                                          I actually like bears. already have that marked myself. Likely a public fade also. Gotta look into it more.

                                          Not sure about eagles here. Might go opposite with giants and buy hook to 4.

                                          Best of luck
                                          The eagles will be much healthier coming off the bye and the Giants don’t have the pass rush the Cowboys did with Lawrence and smith, I try ink the eagles likely win and cover.
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                                          • Bostongambler
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 02-01-08
                                            • 35581

                                            #56
                                            Thermie, how on Gods green earth do you have any money left?
                                            Comment
                                            • thomorino
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 06-01-17
                                              • 45842

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                              Thermie, how on Gods green earth do you have any money left?
                                              Stick to stalking boys dumb shit.
                                              Comment
                                              • Bostongambler
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 02-01-08
                                                • 35581

                                                #58
                                                Councilor what a weird perverted thing to write. Makes me dislike you even more now.
                                                Comment
                                                • thomorino
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 06-01-17
                                                  • 45842

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                  Councilor what a weird perverted thing to write. Makes me dislike you even more now.
                                                  You are a dumb shit.
                                                  Comment
                                                  • Bostongambler
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 02-01-08
                                                    • 35581

                                                    #60
                                                    That’s al you got? You parasite 🦠
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                                                    • Buckandadime
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 04-21-15
                                                      • 8847

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                      That’s al you got? You parasite 裂
                                                      He's busy trying to find out why Eli Apple still hasn't come off the Saints IR or what city the Chargers play in or why KC isn't running the KVB defense anymore..
                                                      He has a lot on his plate..
                                                      Comment
                                                      • thomorino
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 06-01-17
                                                        • 45842

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                        That’s al you got? You parasite 裂
                                                        Originally posted by Buckandadime
                                                        He's busy trying to find out why Eli Apple still hasn't come off the Saints IR or what city the Chargers play in or why KC isn't running the KVB defense anymore..
                                                        He has a lot on his plate..
                                                        2 parasites
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                                                        • thomorino
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 06-01-17
                                                          • 45842

                                                          #63
                                                          Jordan Wilkins over 31.5 yards rushing -125 risking 2.5 units to win 2
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                                                          • mjsuax13
                                                            Moderator
                                                            • 03-14-15
                                                            • 25103

                                                            #64
                                                            What’s up coronasite!
                                                            Comment
                                                            • thomorino
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 06-01-17
                                                              • 45842

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                                              What’s up coronasite!
                                                              You are a dumb shit.
                                                              Comment
                                                              • thomorino
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 06-01-17
                                                                • 45842

                                                                #66
                                                                The Wilkins prop is up to 37.5 yards
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                                                                • Headsterx
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 12-03-16
                                                                  • 23056

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Fade alert!!! Weed and Moron are on Colts! (at least it's not Steelers)

                                                                  Comment
                                                                  • thomorino
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 06-01-17
                                                                    • 45842

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Headsterx
                                                                    Fade alert!!! Weed and Moron are on Colts! (at least it's not Steelers)

                                                                    You are a dumb shit.
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                                                                    • GT21Megatron
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 12-20-13
                                                                      • 10818

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                                                      My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                                                      The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                                                      And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                                                      It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
                                                                      My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                                                      The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                                                      And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                                                      It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                                                                      [Eminem as Stan:]
                                                                      Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
                                                                      I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
                                                                      I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
                                                                      There probably was a problem at the post office or something
                                                                      Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
                                                                      But anyways; penetrate it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
                                                                      My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
                                                                      If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
                                                                      I'mma name her Bonnie
                                                                      I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
                                                                      I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
                                                                      I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
                                                                      I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
                                                                      I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
                                                                      I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
                                                                      Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
                                                                      Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
                                                                      This is Stan

                                                                      [Dido:]
                                                                      My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                                                      The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                                                      And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                                                      It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                                                                      [Eminem as Stan:]
                                                                      Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
                                                                      I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** UP you don't answer fans
                                                                      If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
                                                                      You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
                                                                      That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
                                                                      We waited in the blistering cold for you
                                                                      For four hours and you just said, "No"
                                                                      That's pretty shitty man - you're like his penetrating idol
                                                                      He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
                                                                      I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
                                                                      Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
                                                                      You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
                                                                      I never knew my father neither
                                                                      He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
                                                                      I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
                                                                      So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
                                                                      'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
                                                                      I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
                                                                      Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
                                                                      It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
                                                                      See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
                                                                      My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
                                                                      But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
                                                                      She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
                                                                      You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
                                                                      Sincerely yours, Stan
                                                                      P.S.
                                                                      We should be together, too

                                                                      [Dido:]
                                                                      My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                                                      The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                                                      And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                                                      It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                                                                      [Eminem as Stan:]
                                                                      Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
                                                                      This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
                                                                      It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
                                                                      I know you got my last two letters;
                                                                      I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
                                                                      So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
                                                                      I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
                                                                      Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
                                                                      You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
                                                                      About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
                                                                      But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
                                                                      That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
                                                                      Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
                                                                      And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
                                                                      I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
                                                                      I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
                                                                      You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
                                                                      And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
                                                                      I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
                                                                      See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
                                                                      Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
                                                                      But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
                                                                      'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
                                                                      Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
                                                                      Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
                                                                      [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

                                                                      [Dido:]
                                                                      My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
                                                                      The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
                                                                      And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
                                                                      It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

                                                                      [Eminem:]
                                                                      Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
                                                                      You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
                                                                      Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
                                                                      And here's an autograph for your brother
                                                                      I wrote it on the Starter cap
                                                                      I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
                                                                      Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
                                                                      But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
                                                                      I say that shit's just clowning , dawg
                                                                      C'mon! How ****** up is you?
                                                                      You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling
                                                                      To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
                                                                      And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
                                                                      That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
                                                                      I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
                                                                      Or maybe you just need to treat her better
                                                                      I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
                                                                      Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
                                                                      If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan
                                                                      Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
                                                                      I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
                                                                      I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
                                                                      Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
                                                                      And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
                                                                      And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
                                                                      Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
                                                                      Damn!
                                                                      ^^^^^^^^

                                                                      I’m a ho mo
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                                                                      • Headsterx
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 12-03-16
                                                                        • 23056

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by thomorino
                                                                        You are a dumb shit.
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