VIDEO: DONK Farm Series: Cuttin' grain, message to JJ, and I can buy vitturd.....

**Auto Donk** · 07-13-20, 04:30 PM

remember, JJ, always remember..... "THE MACHINE NEVER STOPS!!!!"

**SamsNCharge99** · 07-13-20, 04:32 PM

great videos. Remember to make your videos holding the camera horizontally. Rookie mistake it's okay

**KnuckleHeadz** · 07-13-20, 04:37 PM

After watching that 357 manhandle you and throw those little wrist around and now the heaving breathing during this video you might want to work on that cardio and some weights before taking on the Dems Champion

**jjgold** · 07-13-20, 04:41 PM

What the heck is going out there???

What do you do with all that land?

Wheat been erratic

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 07-13-20, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

These videos are awesome, Donk. Props to you, props to farmers on livin right.

**Auto Donk** · 07-13-20, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

After watching that 357 manhandle you and throw those little wrist around and now the heaving breathing during this video you might want to work on that cardio and some weights before taking on the Dems Champion

step into the ring, big boy....... i'll show you how quickly you'll get the shit stomped out of you, vitty....... or vitty's ghost, or whatever pussy excuse of a human you actually are.....

**KnuckleHeadz** · 07-13-20, 04:56 PM

[QUOTE=Auto Donk;29565248]step into the ring, big boy....... i'll show you how quickly you'll get the shit stomped out of you, vitty....... or vitty's ghost, or whatever pussy excuse of a human you actually are....

Easy Auto!! Focus on Vittered man

**Auto Donk** · 07-13-20, 04:57 PM

i'll take both you 'mos on at the same time in the ring.......... me and one aluminum folding chair against you two pussies....... or one pussy, as the case may be, vitty..........

**KVB** · 07-13-20, 05:02 PM

Boy, that sure is a far cry from the "Donk Farm" at Donkland.

I suppose the Donkland version was really more of a petting zoo.

And if you look close you'll see that you can take the Farm out of Donkland, but you can't take the Donkland out of the Farm...

**jjgold** · 07-13-20, 05:55 PM

Knuckles seems tough

Knuckles -180
Auto +170

**Eddy Munny** · 07-13-20, 07:04 PM

**jjgold** · 07-13-20, 07:44 PM

I can’t believe how big that land is put some condominiums on that lot

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-13-20, 07:50 PM

how come this guy doesn't do radio or voice over work

**veriableodds** · 07-13-20, 08:01 PM

Plowing the field

**Auto Donk** · 07-13-20, 11:13 PM

JJ, come down to Texas again, and I'll cut you in on some acreage......

tho, we can' have a repeat of last time you came down, and you met that farm hand -- you know the one......

for the rest of the forum, my hand was working away on my personal vegetable garden (see photo I took below), and unfortunately, the following conversation between JJ and I unfolded.....:

first, the photo of the farm hand:

And now the conversation between JJ and I, which was within her earshot, and unfortunately led to her quitting shortly thereafter:

JJ: Hey Donk, what's that?

Donk: It's a hoe....

JJ: Yah, but what's that thing she's holding.....

fukkin' baldy.......

**badgerguy** · 07-13-20, 11:44 PM

I was fully anticipating a rattle snake sighting.

**JoeCool20** · 07-13-20, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

After watching that 357 manhandle you and throw those little wrist around and now the heaving breathing during this video you might want to work on that cardio and some weights before taking on the Dems Champion

LOL just get Drug Donk to keep talking. Before you know it, Donk incriminates HIMSELF

and then whines to the Mods to ban somebody else for what HE proved that HE started!!

And then you have nothing left to do but laugh like hell at the dumbness of poor imbecilic Drug-Donk.

**BrickJames** · 07-14-20, 12:35 AM

Good work Auto.

**vitterd** · 07-14-20, 03:58 AM

That farm isn’t worth 20 bucks. Huge money pit. No doubt Donk looking for trump bailout money. Very run down and not taken care of. Possum wasteland

**jjgold** · 07-14-20, 08:32 AM

Vitterd pound this guy

**grekos** · 07-14-20, 08:52 AM

You get lots of game roaming the fields(pheasant dove or quail)?

**jjgold** · 07-14-20, 06:22 PM

Fuk this wise ass

Guy talks tough 1000 miles away

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-14-20, 06:39 PM

2:10 - 2:25

**vitterd** · 07-14-20, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Vitterd pound this guy

He said he was coming to pa. Once he found out i was serious and Phillyguy was gonna set it up.....Donk couldn’t find a flight here. I would dog walk him. It would be very quick.

**jjgold** · 07-14-20, 08:45 PM

I forgot about that thanks for jogging my memory, I guess this is a tough guy that when you call him out for real he goes in the other direction, I do also remember he said something like Houston doesn’t go to Philadelphia and he would have to take two planes But I don’t think that’s true

Originally posted by vitterd

He said he was coming to pa. Once he found out i was serious and Phillyguy was gonna set it up.....Donk couldn’t find a flight here. I would dog walk him. It would be very quick.

**vitterd** · 07-14-20, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I forgot about that thanks for jogging my memory, I guess this is a tough guy that when you call him out for real he goes in the other direction, I do also remember he said something like Houston doesn’t go to Philadelphia and he would have to take two planes But I don’t think that’s true

He’s just a big mouth. I’ve knocked out bigger guys than him. It wouldn’t even be close. Id even let him bring his weak ass gun......then I’d pistol whip him with it and send him back to Texas in a skirt. Ain’t no shit kickin hillbilly farmer like him put any fear into a guy like me

**biggie12** · 07-14-20, 08:51 PM

stop trespassing. ambulance chaser

**KVB** · 07-14-20, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I forgot about that thanks for jogging my memory, I guess this is a tough guy that when you call him out for real he goes in the other direction, I do also remember he said something like Houston doesn’t go to Philadelphia and he would have to take two planes But I don’t think that’s true

**jjgold** · 07-14-20, 08:56 PM

I saw that one segment on YouTube that was about you “wild games in Philadelphia” you were using those Asian sticks whatever the heck they’re called on that one guy And then that one fight on this roof man you’re a real nut job

Originally posted by vitterd

He’s just a big mouth. I’ve knocked out bigger guys than him. It wouldn’t even be close. Id even let him bring his weak ass gun......then I’d pistol whip him with it and send him back to Texas in a skirt. Ain’t no shit kickin hillbilly farmer like him put any fear into a guy like me

**vitterd** · 07-14-20, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I saw that one segment on YouTube that was about you “wild games in Philadelphia” you were using those Asian sticks whatever the heck they’re called on that one guy And then that one fight on this roof man you’re a real nut job

Donk doesn’t know what he’s walking into. I’ve seen bitches tougher than him after a flyers game in the parking lot. He coming to broad and pattison....this isn’t tumbleweed Texas.

**biggie12** · 07-14-20, 09:01 PM

I'd pay $100-200 just to watch these two keyboard warriors go at it

**hehfest** · 07-14-20, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by vitterd

He’s just a big mouth. I’ve knocked out bigger guys than him. It wouldn’t even be close. Id even let him bring his weak ass gun......then I’d pistol whip him with it and send him back to Texas in a skirt. Ain’t no shit kickin hillbilly farmer like him put any fear into a guy like me

LMFAO.........Sounds like a line out of a movie. Vitterd you're a good fukker. LOL!

**manny24** · 07-14-20, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by vitterd

He said he was coming to pa. Once he found out i was serious and Phillyguy was gonna set it up.....Donk couldn’t find a flight here. I would dog walk him. It would be very quick.

Vittles didn't you play some A ball couple years ago ??!??!

**hehfest** · 07-14-20, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by biggie12

I'd pay $100-200 just to watch these two keyboard warriors go at it

As long as the fight isn't fixed and they will really seriously fight each other......I'd put up 1 dime on the fight if anyone would take the actions. I would just be worried about the fix on it....