Shakira vs Jennifer Lopez ass contest...........................

**pologq** · 02-02-20, 11:03 PM

id have those for a meal all week

**jjgold** · 02-02-20, 11:04 PM

Stop

I think I’ll go with 22-year-olds not 50-year-olds that are flabby

**floki** · 02-02-20, 11:04 PM

Shakira blow Jennifer Lopez off the Super Bowl halftime stage, so cute

**unlearn** · 02-02-20, 11:06 PM

Shakira ainec

**jjgold** · 02-02-20, 11:07 PM

She is eight years younger also that’s a big difference

**shocka1212** · 02-02-20, 11:07 PM

couldn't pay me to pull out

**floki** · 02-02-20, 11:07 PM

i was disappointed in both, shakira needs to lose at least 10 pounds, i let her know on her facenbook account, I know she reads comments on facebook, my grades:

shakira 9
lopez 6.5

**Swaggy P** · 02-03-20, 12:42 AM

love shakira

**dlowilly** · 02-03-20, 12:45 AM

Where's a wardrobe malfunction when you need it?

**Hot Jerry** · 02-03-20, 01:09 AM

the one on the left

**pologq** · 02-03-20, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by shocka1212

couldn't pay me to pull out

**jjgold** · 02-03-20, 10:18 AM

You guys like old people I like young 20-year-olds

**5mike5** · 02-03-20, 10:23 AM

That is no contest.

Shakira is a god damn smoke show

**SBR Drew** · 02-03-20, 10:26 AM

Hips dont Lie...

**BeatTheJerk** · 02-03-20, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by floki

i was disappointed in both, shakira needs to lose at least 10 pounds, i let her know on her facenbook account, I know she reads comments on facebook, my grades:

shakira 9
lopez 6.5

Shakira needs to lose 10 pounds

you just told everyone here you have a small white penis.

**trytrytry** · 02-03-20, 12:08 PM

she looks like shes 33

she is amazing

**floki** · 02-03-20, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Shakira needs to lose 10 pounds

you just told everyone here you have a small white penis.

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**JIBBBY** · 02-03-20, 01:10 PM

Slutty halftime show. No talent on stage. Songs sucked too. Tight stockings holding up both their old saggy asses also.

**KVB** · 02-03-20, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Shakira needs to lose 10 pounds

you just told everyone here you have a small white penis.

**MinnesotaFats** · 02-03-20, 01:29 PM

Shakira for the win

Also terribly dissatisfied w J-Lo breasts. Thought they'd be bigger...

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-20, 01:31 PM

i was thinkin' shakira needed to add ten lbs., as her cheeks were a little flappy when shaking......

she'd need that extra cushion/tightening for an mdma-amped night with me for sure......

loose, flappy small ass cheeks suck, fill out those cheeks, and enjoy having that extra junk in the trunk.....

having said all that, I can understand why the JJ's of the world want the smallest cheeks possible, so they might actually get past the cheeks and make sphinctal penetration:

**BeatTheJerk** · 02-03-20, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by floki

I was 4.5" 3 yrs ago, ordered Phallosan and now im 7.45", dont use it any more
https://www.phallosan.com/product.html

Solid gains pal

**Mac4Lyfe** · 02-03-20, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

Shakira for the win
Also terribly dissatisfied w J-Lo breasts. Thought they'd be bigger...

They both are fine, beautiful women. Can you imagine opening your door and seeing both those booty shakes? Who care about breast when both their futures are clearly “Behind” them.

**BeatTheJerk** · 02-03-20, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe

They both are fine, beautiful women. Can you imagine opening your door and seeing both those booty shakes? Who care about breast when both their futures are clearly “Behind” them.

Nice play on words there & so true !

**jjgold** · 02-03-20, 02:48 PM

Can you imagine what these two whores look like in the morning have to be horrific

**BeatTheJerk** · 02-03-20, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Can you imagine what these two whores look like in the morning have to be horrific

My dick would be rock hard Jay

, feeling those hips & ass. Life is still in front of me !

**SBR_Guest_Pro** · 02-03-20, 02:58 PM

Shakira wins hands down

**KVB** · 02-03-20, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by floki

Shakira, 43, and JLo, 50

shakira performing all those songs from my childhood tonight made me so nostalgic

Tremendous GIF here, forgot to mention that.

**Mac4Lyfe** · 02-03-20, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by SBR_Guest_Pro

Shakira wins hands down

JLO is actually cuter. I’ve seen her several times in person, even without makeup and she’s naturally beautiful. The camera doesn’t do her justice. Shakira is like a young girl but JLO is a woman. They both are fine as hell and most guys here would leave their wives in a hot minute. He’ll their wives would leave them too for either one...

**jjgold** · 02-03-20, 04:21 PM

pass

we like pussy 20-30

**Smoke** · 02-03-20, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Can you imagine what these two whores look like in the morning have to be horrific

Stop

**romofan33** · 02-04-20, 12:10 PM

Shakira!

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-04-20, 12:35 PM

J. Lo should call it a career, move to the Villages, and start working on her shuffleboard game.

**SEKTAUR** · 02-04-20, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe

JLO is actually cuter. I’ve seen her several times in person, even without makeup and she’s naturally beautiful. The camera doesn’t do her justice. Shakira is like a young girl but JLO is a woman. They both are fine as hell and most guys here would leave their wives in a hot minute. He’ll their wives would leave them too for either one...

Ok stalker