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  • floki
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    • 02-07-19
    • 1139

    #1
    Jets QB Darnold (mononucleosis) out indefinitely
    Just wait til next year.

    what is Mononucleosis???
  • Yulia74
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    • 08-28-18
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    #2
    kissing disease, dont do oral sex on street hookers
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    • shocka1212
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      • 10-06-12
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      #3
      Originally posted by floki
      Just wait til next year.

      what is Mononucleosis???
      Mono..... dangerous if not taken seriously. immune illness that makes you easily susceptible to other illnesses. When you have it, the common cold could turn to pneumonia easily. I have a family member who died from it about 4 years ago.
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      • shocka1212
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        • 10-06-12
        • 16788

        #4
        Originally posted by Yulia74
        kissing disease, dont do oral sex on street hookers
        other ways to get it unfortunately. cousin got it at a volleyball tournament
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        • floki
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          • 02-07-19
          • 1139

          #5
          should have drafted mayfield, better immune system

          Tom Brady has never missed a game with mono and he kisses his kids all the time.
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          • Brock Landers
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            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            The worst flu you'll ever have

            Odd to get it at this point, very common on college campuses
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            • gauchojake
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              • 09-17-10
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              #7
              Mono sucks. He's down for at least a month and probably 3.
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              • firedawg
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                • 10-08-08
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                #8
                Mono rampant in Midwest truck stops
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                • gauchojake
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                  • 09-17-10
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by firedawg
                  Mono rampant in Midwest truck stops
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                  • KVB
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                    • 05-29-14
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by firedawg
                    Mono rampant in Midwest truck stops


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                    • Booya711
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                      • 12-20-11
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by shocka1212
                      Mono..... dangerous if not taken seriously. immune illness that makes you easily susceptible to other illnesses. When you have it, the common cold could turn to pneumonia easily. I have a family member who died from it about 4 years ago.
                      Same with Morono
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                      • TheMoneyShot
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                        • 02-14-07
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                        #12
                        Got this senior year in high school. All you want to do is sleep... and when you try to get up you were super dizzy. Oddest sickness ever. Took 2 weeks for a full recovery.
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                        • KiDBaZkiT
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                          • 10-20-09
                          • 14962

                          #13
                          Originally posted by firedawg
                          Mono rampant in Midwest truck stops
                          Seems as though you are speaking from experience?
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                          • firedawg
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                            • 10-08-08
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT
                            Seems as though you are speaking from experience?
                            No
                            I live in the south east

                            I wouldn't live in the Midwest or North east slums
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                            • KiDBaZkiT
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                              • 10-20-09
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by firedawg
                              I live in the south east
                              Dawg=Kenny Powers.
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                              • firedawg
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                                • 10-08-08
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT
                                Dawg=Kenny Powers.
                                Lol
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                                • KVB
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                                  • 05-29-14
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Booya711
                                  Same with Morono
                                  Morinonucleosis.

                                  That guy's got it bad, hasn't shown signs of recovery and it's been 2 years, not 2 weeks.

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                                  • Art Vandelay
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                                    • 09-11-06
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                    Got this senior year in high school. All you want to do is sleep... and when you try to get up you were super dizzy. Oddest sickness ever. Took 2 weeks for a full recovery.
                                    When was the last time you heard that a professional athlete had this! Only the Jets... LOL!
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                                    • Booya711
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                                      • 12-20-11
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                      Morinonucleosis.

                                      That guy's got it bad, hasn't shown signs of recovery and it's been 2 years, not 2 weeks.

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                                      • Kermit
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                                        • 09-27-10
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                                        #20
                                        Mono??? I haven't heard of anyone having this since 1985.
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                                        • TheMoneyShot
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                                          • 02-14-07
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Art Vandelay
                                          When was the last time you heard that a professional athlete had this! Only the Jets... LOL!
                                          lol I wonder if Joe Namath ever caught it?
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                                          • jjgold
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                                            • 07-20-05
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                                            #22
                                            Jets have no shot
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                                            • funnyb25
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                                              • 07-09-09
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                                              #23
                                              LoL
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                                              • floki
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                                                • 02-07-19
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                                                • DOM_Toretto
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                                                  • 01-28-13
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                  Got this senior year in high school. All you want to do is sleep... and when you try to get up you were super dizzy. Oddest sickness ever. Took 2 weeks for a full recovery.
                                                  Same exact here. Although I heard of people who didn’t rest taking 4+ weeks to recover.
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                                                  • RangeFinder
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                                                    • 10-27-16
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                                                    #26
                                                    Here's the explanation of what the disease is

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                                                    • KVB
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                                                      • 05-29-14
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                                                      #27
                                                      Somebody make an urban dictionary entry for morinonucleosis.

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