DonkLand Casino Trip/Poker Trny in Jeopardy.....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    DonkLand Casino Trip/Poker Trny in Jeopardy.....
    suck it, Trebec!

    I'm supposed to be playin' poker Saturday at noon at L'Auberge in Lake Charles in some half ass $150 buyin MTT, but now I'm hearing that's the exact time the eye will be passing over the casinos.....

    can't get a straight answer out of my personal concierge or the casino on what the status of situation will be, or whether or not the casino will loser power during the storm, or whether they have adequate flood proof generators to keep the power on, cards a flyin, and slot machines blaring away.... I've told my wife "fuk it," I'm always up for a good hurricane party if nothing else, even if they lose power....

    anyone with any knowledge of what the fuk is the protocol casinos follow in a hurricane situation, feel free to chime in....

    also worried about I-10 flooding keeping me from making it back to H-town, or having to deal with rescues along the interstate on no sleep and hungover, while probably still under the influence.....
  • MinnesotaFats
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-18-10
    • 14758

    #2
    They are saying this is nothing to mess with.

    Better hunker down and be safe- it's the flooding and lack of access to stuff that kills ya.

    Good luck down there!
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      post some vids of pussy and nudes of your wife
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      • Harry N. Lloyd
        SBR MVP
        • 03-26-08
        • 4810

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        post some vids of pussy and nudes of your wife
        ^^What he said^^
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        • sweethook
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-21-07
          • 12667

          #5
          you should still go , the better players will not
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            should've video'd the last thirty minutes for your clown ass, JJ....... ain't even ten thirty a.m. here yet, and already:





            gonna be a good long weekend.....
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
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              • KVB
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 05-29-14
                • 74817

                #8
                Nice.

                Love me a good Donkland Summer Roadtrip. Good Luck Donk!!!

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                • playersonly69
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-04-08
                  • 12827

                  #9
                  The Hurricane is going over Lafayette. The casinos will be fine because they are on the "clean side" of the storm, the West side
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                  • playersonly69
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-04-08
                    • 12827

                    #10
                    It would only be a Class 1 Hurricane anyway. The casinos are the ABSOLUTE safest place to be to be honest
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Safe

                      Lol hurricanes moat just rain storms
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        as i said in another storm-related thread, "fuk gaspar gomez, fuk the fukkin' diaz brothers, and fuk the fukkin' hurricane, I'm goin' to the fukkin' casino!!!!"

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                        • VeggieDog
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-21-09
                          • 7214

                          #13
                          You might be able to pick up a new t.v. and some Heineken.
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            Originally posted by playersonly69
                            It would only be a Class 1 Hurricane anyway. The casinos are the ABSOLUTE safest place to be to be honest
                            wife is worried more about getting stuck in lake charles for a few extra days due to I-10 flooding between there and h town
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Post some nudes of your wife you pussy
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Post some nudes of your wife you pussy
                                so what is it? get your fukkin second, third, and fourth shift stand-ins all on board, and a pass from those dyke enforcers who will infract me, and I'll fire some off.....

                                but first, you gotta make up your fukkin' mind:

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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Policies changed

                                  If it’s somebody’s wife or girlfriend of a poster it’s OK
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #18
                                    Donker, have you ever laid the pipe while in the eye of a hurricane??
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                      Donker, have you ever laid the pipe while in the eye of a hurricane??
                                      yes, did that during ike.... first, we banged as it started to hit, when the winds got up to around 100.... then, once the eye came over, we hit the poolside for another round..... slept through the rest of it..... flat out told the wife before round one, "I've always wanted to fuk in a hurricane".... she said, "let's do it!!!"

                                      check that shit off the bucket list....
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81450

                                        #20
                                        I would love to see Donker’s Bucket List.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          she just reminded me, "you also got blown outside during that hurricane".... which reminded me that I also tossed salad and munched carpet during a hurricane....

                                          fond memories....

                                          wish that f'n hurricane was headin' to h-town now....
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Auto how big your pipe??

                                            I am 2.5, thin
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                                            • ChuckyTheGoat
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 04-04-11
                                              • 37428

                                              #23
                                              Stay safe, Donk.
                                              Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43558

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                auto how big your pipe??

                                                I am 2.5, thin
                                                the shit is big!!!!
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
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