Sam9Ball Invitational Poker Tournament 2019!!! WIN $1,000 and Betpoints!!

**Auto Donk** · 07-08-19, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by sam9ball

Shhhhh don't give them any tips

just the tip, just the tip.....

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-08-19, 01:57 PM

yall are playing for 2nd place today

**OVAKUL** · 07-08-19, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

just the tip, just the tip.....

just a sucker with no self esteem!

**bonzaii** · 07-08-19, 07:26 PM

SBR Poker Is rigged. One of the main reasons why everyone that is a member on here that pays a $100 donation even though they are being cheated in these promos has to play on this shitty software. I mean seriously you can't have a series like this on an actual online poker site and not this piece of shit site? Could easily run it on Betonline or Intertops, or America's Cardroom and I'm sure you could get one of those sites to chip n to the prizepool with all the money burners on here. NO NO NO, though. Were all stuck playing on this bs site where ass clown site players call off a 5x raise out of position with Q 3 and spike two pair on your azz.

**bobbywaves** · 07-08-19, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by bonzaii

SBR Poker Is rigged. One of the main reasons why everyone that is a member on here that pays a $100 donation even though they are being cheated in these promos has to play on this shitty software. I mean seriously you can't have a series like this on an actual online poker site and not this piece of shit site? Could easily run it on Betonline or Intertops, or America's Cardroom and I'm sure you could get one of those sites to chip n to the prizepool with all the money burners on here. NO NO NO, though. Were all stuck playing on this bs site where ass clown site players call off a 5x raise out of position with Q 3 and spike two pair on your azz.

Somebody's on full tilt...I assume that's you in avatar.

**Grivas_Digeni** · 07-08-19, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by bonzaii

SBR Poker Is rigged. One of the main reasons why everyone that is a member on here that pays a $100 donation even though they are being cheated in these promos has to play on this shitty software. I mean seriously you can't have a series like this on an actual online poker site and not this piece of shit site? Could easily run it on Betonline or Intertops, or America's Cardroom and I'm sure you could get one of those sites to chip n to the prizepool with all the money burners on here. NO NO NO, though. Were all stuck playing on this bs site where ass clown site players call off a 5x raise out of position with Q 3 and spike two pair on your azz.

don't you go dissing Q3offsuite booooy

**JoeCool20** · 07-08-19, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by bonzaii

SBR Poker Is rigged. One of the main reasons why everyone that is a member on here that pays a $100 donation even though they are being cheated in these promos has to play on this shitty software. I mean seriously you can't have a series like this on an actual online poker site and not this piece of shit site? Could easily run it on Betonline or Intertops, or America's Cardroom and I'm sure you could get one of those sites to chip n to the prizepool with all the money burners on here. NO NO NO, though. Were all stuck playing on this bs site where ass clown site players call off a 5x raise out of position with Q 3 and spike two pair on your azz.

Don't sweat the donk luck! Gotta realize bro, this SBR poker shit is NOT about the "best" players winning!

This shit ain't got a damn thing to do with skill!

It is simply which 24 are going to get the luckiest over a months worth of 30 person luck tourneys!

I wasted a whole hour of my life today after somebody called my all in bet and donked out my hole KK.

Hell, I just have to try again tomorrow! I don't hope that tomorrow I play "better" or more skillfully!!
I just hope that tomorrow I am the one that gets the most wild donk luck! If I do, then I will win!

**Grivas_Digeni** · 07-09-19, 05:43 AM

kick that ass spider!

**bobbywaves** · 07-09-19, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by Grivas_Digeni

kick that ass spider!

Spider played well, but could have easily finished 2nd to Waves. He called my post flop all in bet with just a flush draw & hit it.

**JoeCool20** · 07-09-19, 10:51 PM

LOL 2nd night, 2nd big donk out on me. I go all in with AK, some nut calls with KQ just TRYING to lose his chips.

Flop comes K K 4 and then, yes you know it. he donks a queen and out I go! Last night i got donked out

when somebody called my KK and donked a 2 outer on me. Then he donked a few more times and got 2nd place.

LOL I have NO IDEA how EVEN 3 or 4 of you goofballs could take this SBR Poker shit seriously! It's not who is "good"

that finishes in the top! It is who gets the most wild luck donks!

**ronzer** · 07-11-19, 02:27 PM

Going to try to start playing these more often.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-11-19, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by SBR Drew

Too bad you cant see the good in all the tings we are doing here at SBR. If you prefer to not participate its simply better chances for others.

Drew saw Bonzai in todays 3pm

So much for a waste of time

**2ndchance** · 07-11-19, 05:02 PM

first time i played poker here but seems like the rest of the sites they always call you with nothin and get you on river. really happen three times last night hmmm. why call all in with nothing then get lucky i get once but three times and everytime lost on river. Love all the contest was hoping the poker might be different here so giving it a try but lots of time to waste if that keeps on.

**RangeFinder** · 07-13-19, 09:40 AM

So when do guys with Mac o/s systems get to play poker here?

**pavyracer** · 07-14-19, 07:29 AM

Originally posted by 2ndchance

first time i played poker here but seems like the rest of the sites they always call you with nothin and get you on river. really happen three times last night hmmm. why call all in with nothing then get lucky i get once but three times and everytime lost on river. Love all the contest was hoping the poker might be different here so giving it a try but lots of time to waste if that keeps on.

They ones that call you know how the software works because they have been burnt by it before. Don't hate the player..hate the software proframmer.

**bobbywaves** · 07-14-19, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by RangeFinder

So when do guys with Mac o/s systems get to play poker here?

Never, so upgrade to Windows.

**JoeCool20** · 07-14-19, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by 2ndchance

first time i played poker here but seems like the rest of the sites they always call you with nothin and get you on river. really happen three times last night hmmm. why call all in with nothing then get lucky i get once but three times and everytime lost on river. Love all the contest was hoping the poker might be different here so giving it a try but lots of time to waste if that keeps on.

LOL Go read what happened to me the first 4 days of the tourney! I got donked out on the river by 1 or 2 outers

ALL the first 4 days! I firmly believe that a lot of people on here just continually call all ins with an ace or 2 face cards

and then see if they get wildly lucky and donk out the win! All I can say is why not do that on here? This is

a FUN tourney for a chance at free money! So people sure as hell don't play "tight" because they have nothing

at risk! Hell I used to post almost nightly in the poker chat about all the wild donks,

but there were a handful of people who were so sensitive and insecure about how they looked on SBR poker for

pizza points and free money, that they whined and cried like little babies until I just quit doing it!

They just couldn't read and/or comprehend what I had posted 500 times on here about SBR poker!

Which is that SBR poker is for FUN and a shot at FREE money, and I was only cutting up and joking around

about the things people call all ins with, and then get wildly lucky and donk somebody else out with a 5%

river shot! Hell yes it is a HUGE joke concerning the wild donk luck when people call all ins with an ace or 2 face cards!

But just enjoy it man! Maybe it will be you that gets wildly donk-lucky and makes the top 18!
Then you get to try and get donk-lucky for actual money in the final game!

**bobbywaves** · 07-14-19, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by JoeCool20

Maybe it will be you that gets wildly donk-lucky and makes the top 18!

It's the top 24 dumbass.

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-14-19, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

It's the top 24 dumbass.

u won't be there

**bobbywaves** · 07-14-19, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

u won't be there

Maybe not there in the end, since this format rewards luck over skill. Despite that, I'm there now.

You certainly won't be there. If you weren't a constant broke dikk, we could wager on it. Unfortunately, Waves isn't interested winning your 0 pts.

**2ndchance** · 07-17-19, 06:22 PM

Unfortunately People get lucky a lot. Last night I had the best hand almost only a couple hands can beat it and guess what lost on river again. It Is what it is fun but aggravating also free so can’t complain. Just calling how I see it.
Why call before the flop all in with not that good of a hand but always get the river I was in shock last night. Sbr is the best though love this site your aloud to give your view here it’s fine. New to poker here and I’ll keep trying but same thing just going to keep happening probably.

**ArunSh** · 07-18-19, 10:03 PM

Seems like sam9ball hasn't played last few days unless I missed something. How can we collect a bounty on someone who doesn't enter? Lol

Maybe have the bounty prize be on someone else who does play every day? Or have it rotate who it is from day to day, that could be fun! I'd like to have a bounty on my head, would make the dynamics of how people play against me more interesting!

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-18-19, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by ArunSh

Seems like sam9ball hasn't played last few days unless I missed something. How can we collect a bounty on someone who doesn't enter? Lol

Maybe have the bounty prize be on someone else who does play every day? Or have it rotate who it is from day to day, that could be fun! I'd like to have a bounty on my head, would make the dynamics of how people play against me more interesting!

Good lord

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 07-19-19, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by ArunSh

Seems like sam9ball hasn't played last few days unless I missed something. How can we collect a bounty on someone who doesn't enter? Lol

Maybe have the bounty prize be on someone else who does play every day? Or have it rotate who it is from day to day, that could be fun! I'd like to have a bounty on my head, would make the dynamics of how people play against me more interesting!

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Good lord

**funnyb25** · 07-19-19, 04:55 PM

Sad

**leovegas** · 07-22-19, 07:01 AM

Has anyone knocked off sam more than once already?

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-25-19, 02:11 AM

thanks sam for the freeplay, sorry for cracking your pocket aces with the "dolly parton"

**sam9ball** · 07-25-19, 07:34 AM

Good hand enjoyed it.

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-25-19, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by sam9ball

Good hand enjoyed it.

you played the aces beautifully set the trap and i called of course because i had a ton of chips and a total donkey, like to see sbr poker reward the stronger hands more

**bobbywaves** · 07-26-19, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

i called of course because a total donkey

Your acceptance is a step in the right direction.

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-26-19, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Your acceptance is a step in the right direction.

see u finished dead last yesterday, must of been a bad beat

**bobbywaves** · 07-26-19, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

see u finished dead last yesterday, must of been a bad beat

While you're ahead a measly 5.6% of your all ins, Waves is ahead an astounding 94.4% of his all ins. Just like I was last night.

My 6,6 vs. Carseller's Q,K o/s.

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-26-19, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

While you're ahead a measly 5.6% of your all ins, Waves is ahead an astounding 94.4% of his all ins. Just like I was last night.

My 6,6 vs. Carseller's Q,K o/s.

im ahead u on scoreboard and i have skipped many days, u wont even catch up another missed final for bubblewaves

**bobbywaves** · 07-26-19, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

im ahead u on scoreboard

Of course you're ahead, it's common knowledge SBR rewards pathetic play like yours. Majority of time, winning hand is coming from way behind. I refuse to intentionally play bad, just to have better SBR poker results.

Doesn't matter if you cash more when you lack the ability to rollover, as your 0 pts clearly demonstrate broke dikk.

and i have skipped many days

Must suck working 3 fast food jobs to make ends meat, no time for poker. Talk to Donkey, he only puts in 4 hours a day at the Houston glory hole to feed his family.

I suggest you get your priorities str8 Kid.

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-26-19, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Of course you're ahead, it's common knowledge SBR rewards pathetic play like yours. Majority of time, winning hand is coming from way behind. I refuse to intentionally play bad, just to have better SBR poker results.

Doesn't matter if you cash more when you lack the ability to rollover, as your 0 pts clearly demonstrate broke dikk.

Must suck working 3 fast food jobs to make ends meat, no time for poker. Talk to Donkey, he only puts in 4 hours a day at the Houston glory hole to feed his family.

I suggest you get your priorities str8 Kid.

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i spend my points or give them away ive been pleases w 2019 lots of donating good year boobs