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  • sam9ball
    SBR MVP
    • 07-01-09
    • 4454

    #1
    SBR Lightning Poker - The Winners Are
    Congratulations to the Winners!
    Championship Prizes
    1st. $500 dlowilly
    2nd. $300 Stefan
    3rd. $200 carolinadaze
    4th. 3,000 betpoints
    AutoDonk
    5th. 2,000 betpoints 5mike5
    6th. 1,000 betpoints
    kidkonggolf
    7th. 800 betpoints
    Gaze73
    8th. 600 betpoints
    GaryDN
    9th. 500 betpoints
    ronpaul2008
    10th. 400 betpoints
    rickie6
    11-18th. 200 Free Play
    Lex_icon
    Xstream
    snapperman2
    blackbart
    Stifler
    Igor_1965
    thomorino
  • RudyRuetigger
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-24-10
    • 65084

    #2
    wait, the guy posting 10k stacks of cash tried to qualify and win $500??

    something doesnt add up

    good showing by donkey and mikey
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    • JAKEPEAVY21
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-11-11
      • 29304

      #3
      congrats to the winners
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      • stuler
        SBR MVP
        • 02-24-12
        • 1019

        #4
        congrats fellas!
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        • thechaoz
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-23-09
          • 12154

          #5
          Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
          wait, the guy posting 10k stacks of cash tried to qualify and win $500??

          something doesnt add up

          good showing by donkey and mikey
          Yeah I've learned in my life that time is a precious commodity. I now balance it out with other things (side hussles, leisure). The sun is out and the bikinis are popping, I couldn't dedicate the time for this (every weekday)

          The two and threemonth contests are the same time vs awards give or take, but you can miss several days and qualify.

          Just saw the Avengers after the crowds died down. Stark says something very important in there.

          "No amount of money ever bought a single second of time"

          Congrats to the winners. HOPEFULLY see you next contest
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82839

            #6
            morino won a 200 free play. He needs to fade himself when he places that bet in the book else he will win nothing from this contest.
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            • thomorino
              Restricted User
              • 06-01-17
              • 45842

              #7
              Originally posted by pavyracer
              morino won a 200 free play. He needs to fade himself when he places that bet in the book else he will win nothing from this contest.
              Fuk off
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                wait, the guy posting 10k stacks of cash tried to qualify and win $500??

                something doesnt add up

                good showing by donkey and mikey
                thanks rudy, and yes, the stacks of money was a nice vid, but obviously not a true indicator of who's money that was, but I think we've all accurately concluded it wans't dlows.....

                think he was playing around with a rich uncle's money......
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                • BuckyOne
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-02-15
                  • 2728

                  #9
                  Is the stat available that would show how many times each player played the daily qualifiers? I have seen the # of cashes stat and the points, etc.
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                  • dlowilly
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-09-16
                    • 13862

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                    wait, the guy posting 10k stacks of cash tried to qualify and win $500??

                    something doesnt add up
                    Your math sucks bro
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                    • SBR Drew
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-08-18
                      • 7351

                      #11
                      Congratulations to everyone for playing. This was a fantastic event. Winner will be paid tomorrow.

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                      • 5mike5
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-21-11
                        • 52020

                        #12
                        Great contest and format
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                        • Optional
                          Administrator
                          • 06-10-10
                          • 61575

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sam9ball
                          Congratulations to the Winners!
                          Championship Prizes
                          1st. $500 dlowilly
                          2nd. $300 Stefan
                          3rd. $200 carolinadaze
                          4th. 3,000 betpoints
                          AutoDonk
                          5th. 2,000 betpoints 5mike5
                          6th. 1,000 betpoints
                          kidkonggolf
                          7th. 800 betpoints
                          Gaze73
                          8th. 600 betpoints
                          GaryDN
                          9th. 500 betpoints
                          ronpaul2008
                          10th. 400 betpoints
                          rickie6
                          11-20th. 200 Free Play
                          Lex_icon
                          Xstream
                          snapperman2
                          blackbart
                          Stifler
                          Igor_1965
                          thomorino
                          Nice work winners
                          .
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82839

                            #14
                            Best contest ever. Who ever thought of this at SBR deserves a raise.
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                            • eaglesfan371
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-08-19
                              • 4079

                              #15
                              Close one donk, gave my 150 pts +1600 a chance.
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                              • Chili_Powder
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 12-22-11
                                • 824

                                #16
                                Congrats winners

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                                • mikejamm
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-24-09
                                  • 11045

                                  #17
                                  Yeah, sad day at SBR when a racist piece of shit wins a rigged shit fest. At least now, dblow can post a real video with him rubb'ing his ass with real $1 bills.
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                                  • TheMoneyShot
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 02-14-07
                                    • 28672

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by thechaoz
                                    Yeah I've learned in my life that time is a precious commodity. I now balance it out with other things (side hussles, leisure). The sun is out and the bikinis are popping, I couldn't dedicate the time for this (every weekday)

                                    The two and threemonth contests are the same time vs awards give or take, but you can miss several days and qualify.

                                    Just saw the Avengers after the crowds died down. Stark says something very important in there.

                                    "No amount of money ever bought a single second of time"

                                    Congrats to the winners. HOPEFULLY see you next contest
                                    Exactly... especially if you're dedicating your time at the gym... staying healthy etc. Don't know how you can sit there for an hour.... and get smoked by a bad beat... and not even place for points.

                                    Juice isn't worth the squeeze anymore...
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                                    • dlowilly
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-09-16
                                      • 13862

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mikejamm
                                      Yeah, sad day at SBR when a racist piece of shit wins a rigged shit fest. At least now, dblow can post a real video with him rubb'ing his ass with real $1 bills.
                                      Mikeypuss can you imagine winning $500? You'd have to suk 1000 diks to get that, another words your normal weekend working at the glory hole.

                                      What could mikeypuss do with $500?

                                      -Get his own room at the next bash instead of begging to room with a random dude. Not sure he was doing that to save money though

                                      -Pay for a software engineer to design a bot that automatically reports posts

                                      -Get treatment for his Tourette syndrome

                                      -Buy a new guitar that doesn't look like a suicidal preteen girl designed it
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                                      • eaglesfan371
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-08-19
                                        • 4079

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dlowilly
                                        Mikeypuss can you imagine winning $500? You'd have to suk 1000 diks to get that, another words your normal weekend working at the glory hole.

                                        What could mikeypuss do with $500?

                                        -Get his own room at the next bash instead of begging to room with a random dude. Not sure he was doing that to save money though

                                        -Pay for a software engineer to design a bot that automatically reports posts

                                        -Get treatment for his Tourette syndrome

                                        -Buy a new guitar that doesn't look like a suicidal preteen girl designed it
                                        LOL mike asked to room with someone at the last bash. Now it all makes sense why he attacks me. He is broke.
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                                        • reigle9
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-25-07
                                          • 17879

                                          #21
                                          mike came in 5th and thought he was playing blackjack

                                          good lord you guys suck
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                                          • reigle9
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-25-07
                                            • 17879

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dlowilly
                                            Mikeypuss can you imagine winning $500? You'd have to suk 1000 diks to get that, another words your normal weekend working at the glory hole.

                                            What could mikeypuss do with $500?

                                            -Get his own room at the next bash instead of begging to room with a random dude. Not sure he was doing that to save money though

                                            -Pay for a software engineer to design a bot that automatically reports posts

                                            -Get treatment for his Tourette syndrome

                                            -Buy a new guitar that doesn't look like a suicidal preteen girl designed it
                                            hard lol
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                                            • reigle9
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-25-07
                                              • 17879

                                              #23
                                              oh nice, just saw you won dlo

                                              good job
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                                              • mikejamm
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-24-09
                                                • 11045

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                LOL mike asked to room with someone at the last bash. Now it all makes sense why he attacks me. He is broke.
                                                Yeah I'm so broke, uber skank tranny fuk'er! Hmmm let's see, won King of the Hill $200, placed in BTP $425, won MLB survivor $200, and countless other contests I won't bother to list, Up over $3000 cash and 6000 bet points in bets won this year alone.

                                                Meanwhile, you're an unemployed cheap dumb fuk who doesn't even know how to transfer bitcoin to a book without getting ass fuk'ed and booted off every exchange out there!

                                                But hey, keep your redundant lame ass stories coming, like Shari said, all your views are drawing so much traffic and paying the bills here at SBR. You're even too fuk'in stupid to know when someone is sarcastically making fun of your dumb ass!
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                                                • mikejamm
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 08-24-09
                                                  • 11045

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                  Mikeypuss can you imagine winning $500? You'd have to suk 1000 diks to get that, another words your normal weekend working at the glory hole.

                                                  What could mikeypuss do with $500?

                                                  -Get his own room at the next bash instead of begging to room with a random dude. Not sure he was doing that to save money though

                                                  -Pay for a software engineer to design a bot that automatically reports posts

                                                  -Get treatment for his Tourette syndrome

                                                  -Buy a new guitar that doesn't look like a suicidal preteen girl designed it
                                                  Still waiting on that new video of you wiping your ass with $1 bills mr big time. Wow a 1000 diks huh? Well at least we know how many diks you take up your ass to make $500. Keep at it fudge packer, you might get outta that 1 bedroom slum you live in, or at least until your asshole wears out.

                                                  Begging for a roommate, yeah right, for the record dumb fuk, the bash was sold out and at least I'd have the balls to show up, unlike you chicken shit puss would wouldn't show your face for fear Donk was gonna rearrange it for you.

                                                  Got plenty of guitars in my collection, but yeah, when you have the investments I do, always room for one more in my studio, and hey I don't harp on you about your collection of dildos and butt plugs.
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                                                  • eaglesfan371
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-08-19
                                                    • 4079

                                                    #26
                                                    Mike are you really bragging about $3000 when you provide nothing to this forum.

                                                    You attack people and enter contests. What a great joy you are to this forum. When have you ever posted a bet before? When you have talked sports ever?

                                                    You don’t.

                                                    For the record, $3000 is nothing to brag about either. I’m up $3000 this weekend alone. I dare you to ask me to provide proof too.
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                                                    • reigle9
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-25-07
                                                      • 17879

                                                      #27
                                                      i was with ya until you started talking about money

                                                      you drive fukkin uber bro, the single worst white trash thing possible
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                                                      • eaglesfan371
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-08-19
                                                        • 4079

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by reigle9
                                                        i was with ya until you started talking about money

                                                        you drive fukkin uber bro, the single worst white trash thing possible
                                                        I haven’t driven for Uber in months you idiot and I can assure you I filed a higher total income in 2018 than you did too.

                                                        You’re a drunk redneck who goes on a bender weekly and insults people to help you feel some self worth besides your typical worthliness.

                                                        Look at the best people on this forum, such as Diggity. He helps society. He’s a doctor. I’m nothing to society either but at least I am not a deadbeat compared to the drunk you are.
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                                                        • eaglesfan371
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-08-19
                                                          • 4079

                                                          #29
                                                          Reigle: “I pull women weekly. I can talk shit and throw my fat self at someone and attempt to hurt them.”

                                                          Yeah the trash you penetrate probably have more diseases and more dick in em than the dumpsters raccoons view as a feast. Women probably even more out of shape than you and with your fat, death by age 60 beer gut, that’s saying something.
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                                                          • dlowilly
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-09-16
                                                            • 13862

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                            Mike are you really bragging about $3000 when you provide nothing to this forum.
                                                            And he's saving that 3k for his sex change operation he's always wanted so he can feel more comfortable in his own skin plus charge more at the glory hole.
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                                                            • dlowilly
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-09-16
                                                              • 13862

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                              Look at the best people on this forum, such as Diggity. He helps society. He’s a doctor.
                                                              Had no idea he was a doctor. What kind? Gynecologist has to be the favorite
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                                                              • unlearn
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 03-22-14
                                                                • 9041

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                                Reigle: “I pull women weekly. I can talk shit and throw my fat self at someone and attempt to hurt them.”

                                                                Yeah the trash you penetrate probably have more diseases and more dick in em than the dumpsters raccoons view as a feast. Women probably even more out of shape than you and with your fat, death by age 60 beer gut, that’s saying something.
                                                                Again your read is terrible. reigle is neither fat, nor white trash. 100% he made more than you in 2018, 2017, etc
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                                                                • unlearn
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 03-22-14
                                                                  • 9041

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                                  Had no idea he was a doctor. What kind? Gynecologist has to be the favorite
                                                                  My money on chiropractor if true.
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                                                                  • reigle9
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-25-07
                                                                    • 17879

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                                    Reigle: “I pull women weekly. I can talk shit and throw my fat self at someone and attempt to hurt them.”

                                                                    Yeah the trash you penetrate probably have more diseases and more dick in em than the dumpsters raccoons view as a feast. Women probably even more out of shape than you and with your fat, death by age 60 beer gut, that’s saying something.
                                                                    wait, you think im fat? that's awesome

                                                                    i have better abs than you, faggo

                                                                    and without trying lolol
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                                                                    • unlearn
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 03-22-14
                                                                      • 9041

                                                                      #35
                                                                      uberfan off his lithium again
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