Hey Guys Is Anyone Even Going To Attempt To Get Trim This Weekend??

[jjgold]

No of course not
Gamble and mask your issues

I have been striking out even with MODS but at least trying

[JIBBBY]

Yeah, I actually need a haircut, going today.. Little off the top, short trim.. ..

[jjgold]

post pic man

[Sam Odom]

May have a shot at Britney Spears now

[The General]

Seize the day.

[jjgold]

General when was the last time you got laid

[bradthebloke]

jj, whats your pick up line when trying to charm the muff?

[TheMoneyShot]

Trim??? lol

[jtoler]

if u mean cutting grass then yes

[bradthebloke]

jj, if you were at the bar and saw a gorgeous girl with a total pig for a friend, would you agree to do the pig for a little while if the gorgeous one said you could have her all night?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Pass.

Rather just eat pizza.

JJ, send me 15 pies, man.

[KVB]

No of course not
Gamble and mask your issues

I have been striking out even with MODS but at least trying

Head to the beach Gold, I know you love a stylish power cut and sunglasses...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

^^^^ Those girls KINDA hot.

Maybe after 3 beers.

[KVB]

3 beers?

Maybe...

[stevek173]

I have a fat bitch I'm going after and enough beer to make the goggles prescription strength.

Anything to break the slump.

Here she is



She's pretty stuck up/angry and I like that.

[KVB]

She's a looker stevie, get it.

[2daBank]

No of course not
Gamble and mask your issues

I have been striking out even with MODS but at least trying

You need to find a woman who has given up on life and has really lowered her standards. Maybe a plumper w 3-4 brat kids.

[bradthebloke]

can you imagine JJ trying to get on top of this beast? His body would be lifted off the bed.

[Big Bear]

No of course not
Gamble and mask your issues

I have been striking out even with MODS but at least trying

I got some trim last night

matched with a chick on the app

told her I was deleting the app but to take down my number

she text me last night said what are you doing?

i said chillin want to come over and make drinks?

she said okay but dont expect anything i’m a lady

she came over I put on a scary movie to set the mood and started finger banging her on my couch

took her back to the bedroom to lay pipe

she smiled afterward and said wow you have stamina!

I smacked her on the ass gave her a wink and said “sometimes”

and that was it she got an uber home

[Big Bear]

jj, whats your pick up line when trying to charm the muff?

Just be silly and make them laugh , panties come off like butter

[KVB]

I got some trim last night

matched with a chick on the app

told her I was deleting the app but to take down my number

she text me last night said what are you doing?

i said chillin want to come over and make drinks?

she said okay but dont expect anything i’m a lady

she came over I put on a scary movie to set the mood and started finger banging her on my couch

took her back to the bedroom to lay pipe

she smiled afterward and said wow you have stamina!

I smacked her on the ass gave her a wink and said “sometimes”

and that was it she got an uber home

[KVB]

Wait.

Big Bear got laid?

[2daBank]

Wait.

Big Bear got laid?

If you believe that story I have some lovely beach front property for sale!!!

[2daBank]

“Scary movie to set the mood”, makes sense, prepare her for the horror of him taking his clothes off! Lmao

[Purduekev]

I got some trim last night

matched with a chick on the app

told her I was deleting the app but to take down my number

she text me last night said what are you doing?

i said chillin want to come over and make drinks?

she said okay but dont expect anything i’m a lady

she came over I put on a scary movie to set the mood and started finger banging her on my couch

took her back to the bedroom to lay pipe

she smiled afterward and said wow you have stamina!

I smacked her on the ass gave her a wink and said “sometimes”

and that was it she got an uber home

Yeah...I have dreams like that too. I just wish I wouldn't wake up before the good parts.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I would love to smell Big Bear’s couch.

[2daBank]

I would love to smell Big Bear’s couch.

I just got nauseous.

[The General]

General when was the last time you got laid

First week of November, 2018.

[2daBank]

First week of November, 2018.

Damn bro, how do you live? I’d be snapping on everyone.

[trobin31]

recently separated after 15 years, 3 month drought, had a chance with an older broad last week but told her I had to get home, not sure I'm ready

[shadymcgrady]

There's always women getting out of their first marriages ripe for the picking, you keep getting older while they stay in the same age range

[jjgold]

Least you had a chance man I can’t even get that

recently separated after 15 years, 3 month drought, had a chance with an older broad last week but told her I had to get home, not sure I'm ready

[trobin31]

Least you had a chance man I can’t even get that

I'm not buying it, what happened with that Latina you posted videos with a few months ago, you had her eating of your hands

[stevek173]

told her I was deleting the app but to take down my number

I do like that, well played.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

yes, but it's a lot of work. I am sick of working. Too much drama