Too Many Mirror Guys Here

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i def do weird shit, i'd tell you if i did

nobody looks at their butthole in the mirror lol, lol at typing that

or maybe they do and im missing out, fukk do i know

Reigle, so you are telling me that you don't know what you own butthole looks like??

[grease lightnin]

I will be honest. I definitely looked at my butthole when I was a kid. But then I got hemorrhoids and now I am afraid to look.

[Shute]

I go weeks without looking in the mirror

[reigle9]

Reigles young and trying to be tough

But he is probably in a dead lock stare with his butthole right now.

i'm older than your black ass, i just look young

it makes it weird at work, the young girls prob think im a nerd for not hitting on them cause they think im their age, but i dont hit on them cause i'd feel weird

chances are i eventually fukk them all tho

[reigle9]

Reigle, so you are telling me that you don't know what you own butthole looks like??

i do not

dont want to know, im very hairy in spots that shouldnt be hairy, have barely any leg hair

[Shute]

Nothing uglier than a man’s backside

[grease lightnin]

i'm older than your black ass, i just look young

it makes it weird at work, the young girls prob think im a nerd for not hitting on them cause they think im their age, but i dont hit on them cause i'd feel weird

chances are i eventually fukk them all tho

I am 39

[reigle9]

oh, my b

[reigle9]

have any grays yet?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i'm older than your black ass, i just look young

it makes it weird at work, the young girls prob think im a nerd for not hitting on them cause they think im their age, but i dont hit on them cause i'd feel weird

chances are i eventually fukk them all tho

Reigle, you've never climbed onto the restroom counter at work and looked at your butthole?

Reigle, do this at home tonight. REPORT BACK.

[reigle9]

can i just post my rooster instead?

[reigle9]

lol rooster

what i mnean by cokk sbr, is a big fat hairy penis

[Shute]

Need that Rick Rude gif for points here

[reigle9]

Need that Rick Rude gif for points here

good thinking, rick gave the ladies what they wanted

[grease lightnin]

have any grays yet?

Yea a few. No gray pubes yet. I remember making fun of my old man for that and he got mad

[Shute]

good thinking, rick gave the ladies what they wanted

Need that gif though

[reigle9]

lol fukk, i'll prob just go ahead and off if i ever get gray pubes

have a few in the front of my hair but apparently nobody else notices

this is not relevant, i just really like it so im posting it

[reigle9]

Need that gif though

you have the fukkin internet too

[Fred The Hammer]

Remember when you were a kid and you would stand on the bathroom counter, bend over, spread your cheeks and look at your butthole in the mirror?

I still do that.

Only now you have a live gerbil in each hand.....maybe 1 dead one. He goes in last

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Didn't Michael Jackson, "The King Of Pop", tell us to start with the man in the mirror?

Who am I gonna listen to, him or JJ?

[reigle9]

too many mirror guys

[Shute]

you have the fukkin internet too

Haven’t figured how to post it
Shute rides the short bus

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Yea a few. No gray pubes yet. I remember making fun of my old man for that and he got mad

Greaser, how old were you when you first saw your dad's gray pubes?

[JIBBBY]

Nothing smellier than a man’s backside

Fixed.. Got skid marks?

[grease lightnin]

Greaser, how old were you when you first saw your dad's gray pubes?

Hmm. 32? Towel changing at the beach.

Wanted to make sure my pecker was bigger than his.

[convick]

I don’t much like the face that stares back at me from the mirror. Never have. Reminds me too much of my father. Don’t hate him but I’ve always had an odd relationship with him.

But I got to look at my face to make sure I don’t have a booger or dandruff in my hair.

[Shute]

Face tattoos make it hard to look in the mirror

[5mike5]

I will be honest. I definitely looked at my butthole when I was a kid. But then I got hemorrhoids and now I am afraid to look.

[5mike5]

good thinking, rick gave the ladies what they wanted

Thats a classic

Ravishing Rick. Damn he had it all

[5mike5]

No way in hell those pants hit wwe tv screens today. Lol

[reigle9]

Hmm. 32? Towel changing at the beach.

Wanted to make sure my pecker was bigger than his.

i was afraid to have sex until about 16 cause my dad had a cabin cruiser boat and i saw how huge his hawg was

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hmm. 32? Towel changing at the beach.

Wanted to make sure my pecker was bigger than his.

Remember when you were a little kid and peaked on your Dad taking a piss?

Dad had the biggest wiener you've ever seen, since you only had your own to compare it to.

So Greaser, have you beat your pops or what?

[JIBBBY]

Face tattoos make it hard to look in the mirror

Oooops those silly little dares when drunk never pan out later in life do they Shute?

[Shute]

Oooops those silly little dares when drunk never pan out later in life do they Shute?

What a shame
Boggles the mind Jibs

[grease lightnin]

Remember when you were a little kid and peaked on your Dad taking a piss?

Dad had the biggest wiener you've ever seen, since you only had your own to compare it to.

So Greaser, have you beat your pops or what?

Yes, this is exactly correct. In fact, my youngest boys will say stuff like “wow! Your penis if huge!” if they catch me coming out of the shower.

As far as me and my dad, turns out that our average wieners appear to be identical.