Shooter must be laying Girthy Pipe today, maybe he’s taking the night off soaking in wet dripping vag.
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Hey Fellas !
Sorry guys, played golf this afternoon, my club had its opening today so I enjoyed a round, getting the kinks out. I have a live series bet on the Caps open @ -150, so I didn’t see any value you making any plays for the first set of games in NHL or NBA. I may drop a salty on tonight @ 1030. We shall see ! Keep your eyes and ears open ! Let’s keep the good times rolling !
The Girth That HurtsComment -
I hope you broke 90. Anything over a 90 is just hack city for the public. Tee it up
as they say lol.Comment -
I’m a 4 handicap brother! But shot an 86 today, first round of the year. Played once in flordia over Xmas but ended up in the slammer for the rest of the trip ! Lol.
Man that hat first round was insane. I’m glad I didn’t make any plays tonight. I wouldn’t have done great with WSH or HOU points. Sometimes a night off isn’t the worst thing, in this case it was a great thing. But how about
DallasColumbusCarolinaIslandersColoradoA ll advancing wtf....
crazy crazy crazyComment -
Girthy first round !!!!
Who has the thirst for some playoff GIRTH??
lol.
that first round is going to be tough to beat in terms of entertainment value. I’m going to repost my record just so it’s easy for me to find when I make my next play. Sometimes my thread gets a mind of its own and things just start flying around and get a C-hair off topic. And that’s perfectly fine with me fellas. Let the good times roll !
81-64-2 +21,650
GirthamaniaComment -
OMG how did I miss this! Best record on the thread goes to KVB! 8-1. That’s a set of buns I’d love to slap my Girthy burger in between. That thing is a thing of beauty! It makes me wanna day “ANDDD THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS!!!”
Keep up the fantastic work my friend!
With love as always,
The Girthy ShooterComment -
Can’t believe caps couldn’t hold that lead at home to cash me rockets/caps parlay. Oh well, onward and upward. If I’d been home prob should have live bet canes down 2-0.,Comment -
Something didn’t feel right about that game. That crowd seemed out of it. Their normally one of the loudest impactful fans. It was like they had a crystal ball and knew the L was coming. You lose a series to a team that does the “storm surge” after wins @ home to get fans. That’s an embarrassment. JokeComment -
This why I typically back off series as they go deeper. Easy to cash serveral plays getting to 2-2, then often can ride the gm 5 loser in 6, but 7 a total crap shoot. Guess that what I get for cashing sharks last night when clearly didn’t deserve. Just wouldn’t have thought caps would give up a 2-0 then 3-2 lead at home, they the damn champs for Christ sakes, guess teams get soft after bringing city a cup!! LolComment -
SHOOTER the GIRTH KING of SBR I wanna see 5k minimum plays moving forward. Show us who is a 6 figure worthy gambler roaming the threads of this MOTHERBLEEPING forum SHOOTER. I challenge you to step up your game & bet LARGER !!!! This 20k profit for nearly 5 months is not worthy of your lifestyle that you have displayed/claimed throughout this thread. We want MORE my GIRTH TWIN
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Lifestyle MEETS actual payday is the whole point of my last post.Comment -
Lol. I understand what your saying. But my lifestyle isn’t paid for through sports wagering. I play with money that’s pocket change for me and enough that I don’t care ethier way. But I appreciate your post, but jerk uncle Shooter plays the way he wants to play. It’s all about making some money and having some fun. I’m heavily involved in this industry for a living but it’s not off strictly wagering. But thank you for the challenge. Let’s see how the bird plays itself out. GIRTHY MEATY HEAVY TASTY TREAT!!!Comment -
Bruins 3 Way....2200/2000$....81-64-2 +21,650$
I’m not sold the Bruins win this series, but I think that sometimes that extra long rest leads to a sloppy first game in the next round. Where playing 7 games keeps your legs in it. Later in the series the Bruins will feel the burn of the 7 game war.
Bruins 3 Way 2200/2K
81-64-2 +21,650$
Girthy ShooterComment -
He makes his money as a TOUT otherwise called a scam artist by taking advantage of desperate people that are too dumb enough to handicap games on their own.Comment -
Bruins go to OT...-2200....81-65-2 +19,450
That one stings. Gotta hand it to CLB. Boston dictated the first two periods and should have buried them when they had the chance but Brobovsky was the stud tonight. Hope bruins lose in OT now. Lol. Sorry guys, still feel it was the right play. Just the way things go sometimes, going to follow up with the Blues here.
Bruins dont win in Reg...-2200
81-65-2 +19,450
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Blues ML....1450/965$....81-65-2 +19,450$
This ones for Uncle Banker....
Blues @ home on the money line babyyy
lets go !
1450/965$
81-65-2 +19,450$
All aboard baby, come for a ride on the Girthy EX-Stretch!!! Lol wooooooooo!!!
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Girth
Of course, it's not all about length, there's also girth to consider. The average on that front was 3.7 inches (9.31 cm) when flaccid, while the average erect circumference was 4.6 inches (11.66 cm). The information was used to create a nomogram or graph of the average sizes, and what percentile the majority of people fall into. My good friends at SBR, treat yourself to a little more of the study and see where you stack up! Lol
Speaking to The Daily Mail, Dr. Veale said "Men compare themselves in locker rooms and with pornography on the internet and believe they are inferior. Some men have been teased by sexual partners about their length. There are lots of men who might be worried - and we think reassuring men they are in the normal range will help. We will also use the graphs to examine the discrepancy between what a man believes to be their position on the graph and their actual position, or what they think they should be."
So when your in the unfoggy mirror and your looking at your little member, keep in mind it may not be as small as you think. Just because your not hung like Uncle Shooter aka Uncle Girthy, doesn’t always mean that your hung like an unfed field mouse. In some countries primarily the South East Asia area you may be the c o c k of the walk. Unfortunately you don’t live there so chances are most of ya are going to have to make your light switch work. My advise to you little Cliff Hangers is to have your old lady hit the gym and work on her inner thigh muscles and do some vaginal tightening exercises at home to keep your little pecker closer to the hardwood floor and not up in the nose bleeds stumbling around trying to find a seat that he doesn’t skip out of.
With that being said...Go Blues !
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Names that Will Ring A Bell
Here’s a few terms or slang words that a couple of fellas on this thread daily that will really hit home. Are you suffering from RSP? (Ridiculously Small Penis)....are you having a hard time getting your old lady to push out a squirt ? Have you been called any of these names before ? Needle Dick, MicroBird, Weenie, Baby Carrot, Dinky Winky, Hung Like a Grape, Vienna Sausage, Baby Bird, T Pole, Barbu, Centimetre Peter, Shrimp Crank, Eddy Toots, Lap Pinky, Button Mushroom, Clitoris?
If so then ya may wanna do a little research and find a bird Doctor near you. Get a little push out from the inside, slide yourself an extra inch. If not for you, do it for your old lady, or your boyfriend, because he or she could use a bit of a stretch!
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Blues WIN !!!!! +965$ 82-65-2 +20,415$
AND THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYSSSSSSS!!!!
Some of ya penis knobs would fold the tents after a tough pick earlier, but not auncle Girthy! We stick to the game plan and salvage a little bit back at the end of the night.
So so let’s keep the good times rolling and work on a couple of you guys to extend those little Vienna Sausages ! Give her a little push from the inside out and treat yourself !
AND THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS !
CHOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
Blues Win +965
82-65-2 +20,415
The Girthy Veal SandwhichComment -
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I played Dallas, lol., Columbus Too., strongly believe those series gonna be 1-1 after 2 so felt chasing the dogs was a winning strategy., will be pounding Columbus gm 2 for 2.5x. Then I’ll also play Dallas for 1.5x.. feel like the home teams prices a bit high. Once the blues go to Dallas I will be back on my boys!!! Good call bro.Comment -
You betting on the Stars is like me bettting on the Bruins vs the Leafs. It’s a win win. Stars win you win your wager and if they don’t your team wins ! Ya can’t lose....well a few scoots but that’s nothing a double down on the next game and get her back. THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BANKER! Lol. Just feels good saying that sometimes. It just feels right in a lot of different situations. Try it after your next W...let me know how it goes !Comment -
I’d rather got the W out of way gm 1 but think it was a good spot to chase the dog here. I’d be surprised if stl goes up 2-0, they do that and this series be over in 5 cause I’m positive blues will win one in Dallas!!!
I did grab blues +450 to win the cup before start tonight. 300 to 1350, one game closer!!Comment -
I told you before Dallas best NSH that I really like this matchup vs the Stars for the blues. They don’t have the scoring depth and that STL backend is really strong. I don’t think the Blues played their best game, or even close to it but to still win game 1 playing sub par is big. They should come out stronger in game 2 and I think they’ll be up 2 rip. Game 3 in DAL will be the tell tail. But after game two I’ll make sure to send you a message and say THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS !
The Blues Got The Girth that brings the HURTComment -
I know blues the better team, I also know blues don’t play their best games hardly ever as home favs! I didn’t get to watch tonight, maybe I’ll try to catch the replay before making up my mind. I know blues line depth will ultimately win out but Dallas top line is incredibly talented and expect them to steal 1. Blues will for sure win 1 in Dallas so stars better get gm 2 or it be over in 5!!’Comment -
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Lol. Gotta wake her up and bang one out, always sleep better after that!!
I just can’t differ from my NHL playoff strategy that has worked for me for years. I have no doubt you know the teams much better than me buf I know how to turn a profit in the playoffs! Round 1 worked nicely and not gonna deviate now, I know these blues all too well, odds they give a home game away more likely than price suggest. Then they will go on road and do work in Dallas!!
I’m even more confident that Columbus/bruins series is destined for 6 or 7 games so will be taking Columbus to pound town gm 2!!.,
Some asshats in another thread are seriously trying to convince ppl bishop is better than Bennington who been the best goalie since coming onfo the scene!! Some ppl will believe anything! Lol.
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I already dropped a salty treat in here esophagus after the game lol. I’m straight up tired as it is. Ben Bishop has a great season nondenying that, but Binny has been amazing. As long as he keeps it up, it’s Blues in 5 maybe 6 max...keep doing you...and go BLUES GO ! Love those home jerseys too. Might get me on with GIRTHY #12” on the back ! Hahahahahah. NightComment -
Sharks ML...1905/1500...82-65-2 +20,415$
Gunna take a bit out of the Av’s tonight @ home for NUMBOE JOE !!!
lets go sharkiessss
1905/1500$
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NBA Tease...GSW -4.5 & TOR PK....1625/1250$ 82-65-2 +20,415$
A little two night play here
GSW -4.5 & TOR (tomorrow) Pick Em....
1625/1250$
82-65-2 +20,415$
PAPA GIRTHComment -
Sharks WIN! +1500....83-65-2 +21,915$
AND THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYSSSSSSS!!!
The Sharks take a bite out of the Av’s and handle them easily. JUMBO JOE!!!
Buckle up for the ride of your lives fellas!!
Sharks win +1500
83-65-2 +21,915
CHO CHOOOOO!!
THE GIRTHY SHOOTER!!!Comment -
First Half of The Teaser Wins
GSW takes care of business there, big one in the 6 tomorrow. Going to be a busy day for auncle a Girthy tomorrow so may not be posting any plays, but we can all cheer on the Raptors and just pray Drake isn’t in attendance to jinx the boys.
They call him the “6 God” & the call me “The Girth God”!
Couple a clicks and a HUM NOW for the boys!!! AND THATS THE WAY TO DO HER!!!
Congrats to the followers and tailersss on grabbing a few scoots tonight @ The Shark Tank...
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL, and the Girthy Bird Troll!!!
The Girth GodComment
